BoyfriendDefense Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where height doesn’t matter but the laughs do! Join us and experience the hilarious adventures of towering giants and pint-sized players in a world where height jokes are the norm.

Imagine a world where your brother’s girlfriend roasts you for being shorter than a skyscraper, but it’s all in good fun! Build your own virtual empire with your fellow players, regardless of how tall or short you may be.

Don’t worry about feeling humiliated, because on our server, we embrace the absurd and the outrageous. Join us for a wild ride of laughter and chaos, where even the smallest players can stand tall in their own unique way.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the height jokes and crazy stories begin!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Endless Night Skies:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

DescendantEmpMC SMP

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Imagine logging onto our Minecraft SMP and discovering that you are actually the long-lost descendant of an ancient emperor! That’s right, your Minecraft character is royalty, baby! Join our server and uncover the secrets of your royal lineage while building epic castles and ruling over your subjects (aka other players). Will you be a benevolent ruler or a tyrannical despot? The choice is yours, but either way, prepare for some seriously epic role-playing shenanigans. So come on, join us and claim your rightful place on the throne!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MineCraftyHacks

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Are you tired of mining for hours on end just to find a measly diamond? Do you wish there was a way to build your dream castle without spending all day collecting resources? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the ultimate productivity hack – a magical pickaxe that mines blocks with just one click! That’s right, no more wasting time breaking blocks one by one, just click and watch the resources flow in.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Speedy Steve, a player who once built an entire city in just one day! Rumor has it he’s so fast, he can place blocks before you even see him move. Join our server and maybe you’ll have a chance to challenge Speedy Steve to a build-off and see if you can keep up with his lightning-fast building skills.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of instant mining, the excitement of building at breakneck speeds, and the chance to meet the one and only Speedy Steve. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Runes Activated:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CraftyHolocaustEdu Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be, man. like, you wanna join cuz we got pigs that fly and cows that do the moonwalk. not even kidding, bro.

our server is like a magical land where you can ride on unicorns and battle dragons with your bare hands. it’s like a never-ending party where the blocks are made of candy and the trees are made of cotton candy.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance the night away? yeah, it’s pretty wild.

so, like, if you wanna have the time of your life and experience the most epic adventures ever, you gotta join our server, man. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5877	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Potions Brewed:	21
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Void Gems Collected:	28

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

TrudeauCraft: Vote of No-Confidence

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so like, have you heard about this crazy server where justin trudeau is like, facing a no-confidence vote? i know, right? it’s like, the most epic drama ever in minecraft history. you gotta join this server to witness the madness unfold.

like, imagine being in a virtual world where the fate of a country’s leader is hanging by a thread. it’s like a virtual reality soap opera, but with pixelated blocks and creepers.

if you wanna be part of the chaos and see if justin trudeau can survive this crazy no-confidence vote, then you gotta join this server. it’s like, the most intense and hilarious minecraft experience you’ll ever have. trust me, you won’t regret it. come join the fun and see what all the hype is about!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6424
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ores Mined:	4255
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

GhGRPL Plant Power Server

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so, like, u know how plants r always getting stressed out by, like, the weather and bugs and stuff? well, dis server has this super cool thing called GhGRPL that makes plants super tough and resilient. like, they become like hulk plants or something, ready to take on anything that comes their way.

join dis server and watch as ur plants become unstoppable forces of nature. no more worrying about pesky bugs or bad weather ruining ur crops. with GhGRPL, ur plants will be like the superheroes of the garden world.

so come on, join dis server and witness the amazing power of GhGRPL. ur plants will thank u for it, trust me.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Magic Items Found:	6991	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

JugoRealms

Balkan Skyblock Community Adventure Empire Challenges Creativity Survival Explore Paradise Unique features Innovation Build Fun Balkan Minecraft Jugo Realms Build Explore Fun Sky, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock

Jugo Realms, a community that brings old charm to Balkan Minecraft.

Join an exciting adventure in our Skyblock world, where you will build your empire in the sky. Through challenges and creativity, survive, explore and expand your little paradise in the sky. Enjoy unique features, a great community and constant innovations that will make your experience unforgettable. Get ready to build, explore and have a lot of fun!

Your Jugo Realms.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magic Items Found:	3305
Secret Passages Found:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

TradersTown

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Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Marine’s Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or fun? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most outrageous server out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, mining diamonds with your pet llama, and building a castle made entirely out of cake!

Forget about Marine’s new song, because on our server, the only music you’ll hear is the sweet sound of creepers exploding in the distance. So come join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Minecraft SMP – /creeper/ – Minecraft Creeper Fan Club

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting going on? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have Team Liquid on top of the world in Dota 2, and that’s basically like having the Avengers in your server.

We have information and guides that will blow your mind, like lore that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Need statistics? We’ve got you covered with websites that will track your every move in-game.

But wait, there’s more! We have news and streams that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a Minecraft version of Team Liquid dominating the server!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

FamFirstOverBestiesVaca

FamFirstOverBestiesVaca, family bonding, Family commitments, family communication, family conflicts, family dynamics, family expectations, family illness, family love, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family time, family traditions, family unity, family vacation, Family Values, friend bonding, friend commitments, friend communication, friend conflicts, friend expectations, friend loyalty, friend relationships, friend support, friend trip, friend values, prioritizing family, quality time, sister with MS

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and outrageous stories.

Are you tired of real-life conflicts about family time and priorities? Well, look no further! On our server, you can escape to a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken coop.

Imagine a world where your sister’s MS diagnosis doesn’t exist and your brother’s kids’ spring break plans are just a distant memory. Instead, you can focus on crafting the perfect diamond sword and battling creepers with your virtual family.

But wait, there’s more! Join us on this server and experience the thrill of planning virtual trips with your friends, without the stress of conflicting schedules. Who needs real-life getaways when you can explore endless virtual worlds with your pals?

So, why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave all your real-life family drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us! And remember, in this world, the only thing you need to prioritize is having fun.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

RedFlagIgnoreCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Ignore all the red flags and join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking chickens and singing zombies. They were so amazed by the madness that they never wanted to leave! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that only the bravest players can find.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Ignore all the red flags and embrace the chaos! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this crazy world.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Lignin Defense Craft

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So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that is so epic that even plants are getting in on the action? Well, let me tell you about this server that is so lit, even GhMYB3D5 is promoting defense-induced lignin accumulation!

Like, imagine building your own fortress while also helping plants grow and defend themselves. It’s like being a superhero for nature, but in Minecraft form. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where even the plants are getting in on the fun?

So come join us on this wild ride of a server where you can be a plant-loving warrior and build the most epic structures you can imagine. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	99	Meteorites Collected:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

GoatSMP

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[1.21.1] GoatSMP is one of the most fun smps in the world with the most customized plugins! We have added custom origins for the most unique play experience.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dimension Hops:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9360	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	11

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Disastrous Fall Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! We guarantee that you will never experience a more disastrous fall than ddfag, because on our server, the falls are so epic they’ll make you question your entire existence.

Join us if you want to embark on crazy adventures, build insane structures, and battle mythical creatures that will make you pee your pants in fear. Our server is so intense that even the bravest players have been known to run away screaming like little babies.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasures that will make you richer than a diamond mine, and mysterious portals that will transport you to alternate dimensions where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most chaotic, hilarious, and mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, you can’t beat ddfag’s fall, but you can certainly try!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	232	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Browns Are Ruining Technology Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of those pesky browns ruining all your high-tech gadgets and gizmos? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict anti-brown policy! No more brown blocks messing up your redstone contraptions or brown sheep eating all your crops. Join us and say goodbye to the tyranny of the browns!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken so powerful that it can lay diamond eggs and summon armies of feathered warriors to do its bidding. Will you be able to tame this mighty fowl and harness its incredible powers for your own gain?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is located on the back of a giant turtle that swims through the endless ocean of Minecraft? That’s right, every time you log on, you’ll be riding on the shell of a massive reptile as it navigates the treacherous waters of the blocky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other, where the browns are kept at bay, chickens reign supreme, and turtles are your trusty steeds. See you in game!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Villages Defended:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	395	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!