Omnilands | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Pillow Myth Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join a world where human beings are invincible against pillows! That’s right, you can try to smother someone with a pillow all you want, but they will never die. It’s like a never-ending pillow fight that you can’t lose!

But that’s not all, our server also has a secret underground pillow fort where players can battle it out in epic pillow wars. The winner gets a crown made out of feathers and bragging rights for being the ultimate pillow warrior.

Join us now and experience the thrill of trying to kill someone with a pillow, only to realize it’s impossible. It’s a whole new level of Minecraft fun that you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Farms Harvested:	575

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Le Hobby Vtubing Minecraft SMP

Anime, Content Creation, digital content, digital identity, Entertainment, Gaming, hobby, internet personality, Lies, Live streaming, Minecraft, niji, online presence, online streaming, smp, virtual avatar, virtual community, virtual performance, virtual reality, virtual world, virtual youtuber, vtubing

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we promise you won’t find any Vtubers…because they all left to join Niji! But don’t worry, we have something even better – our players are actually secret agents in disguise! Join us for epic missions, crazy adventures, and maybe even a chance to save the world from a zombie apocalypse (or just build a cool castle, whatever floats your boat)! So come on, join us and become a part of the most top-secret, action-packed SMP out there!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Blocky BFFs Minecraft Server

2024.., 4B Movement, Anime, Aspie bros, Aspie nerd, autistic, BFF’s, blocky, DATING, feminism, Identity, Masculinity, Minecraft, Normie, pokemon memes, pussy, relationships, Server, sex, social norms, Stereotypes, Women, Wrong Planet

Are you tired of being rejected by women for being a normie? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all Aspie nerds with open arms!

Join us as we celebrate the downfall of normie guys who used to bully us, and watch as they spiral into despair over their lack of female attention.

We’ve single-handedly ruined women’s dating preferences, leaving normies and Aspies alike without a chance for love. But hey, who needs women when you have a thriving community of anime and Pokémon meme enthusiasts?

So come on, embrace your inner Aspie and join our server today! Who needs normies when you can have a blast with us?

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Mechanics that people think are good but are actually really… Minecraft SMP

beard growth, body image, body mechanics, cultural perceptions, FITNESS, gameplay, Gaming, Gay, Good, health, LGBTQ, Masculinity, Mechanics, Minecraft, misconceptions, people, really, smp, societal norms, Stereotypes, video games, weight gain, weight loss

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the beard growth mechanics are so realistic that you’ll be mistaken for a lumberjack in no time! Join us and watch as your character’s facial hair grows at an alarming rate, causing envy among your fellow players.

But that’s not all – we also have weight gain and loss mechanics that will have you questioning your in-game diet choices. Eat too many virtual burgers and watch as your character balloons up like a balloon animal at a birthday party. Or, if you prefer a more svelte look, simply stick to a diet of virtual kale and watch the pounds melt away.

So come join us on our server and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious mechanics in all of Minecraft. Who needs realistic gameplay when you can have a beard that puts Gandalf to shame and a weight fluctuation that would make Oprah proud? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Crafty World – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and enter a world where you can bet on red and win big! We’ve got Mountain Dew promotions that will blow your mind and epic editions that will make you the envy of all your friends.

Join our NA guild GLOBOFOMO on Moon Guard and our EU guild Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn. Our community is so epic, it’s like a party that never ends! And if you need a break from all the action, just hop on over to our WoWg community for some laughs and good times.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Click the link and join us now! Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you on our server. Last time, we had players battling dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. What will you do on our server? The possibilities are endless!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

12 Million Votes Gone Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to battle against a horde of zombie chickens led by a deranged cow named Sir Mooington. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe that shoots lasers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who have formed a secret society dedicated to pranking unsuspecting players. You never know when a chicken might explode right in your face or when a group of pigs will start breakdancing in the town square.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of mining along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

The Creeper’s Lair Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a 5’5″ basement-dwelling, unconfident, anti-social loser? Well, we can’t help you grow taller, but we can offer you a place to escape reality and live your best Minecraft life! Join our server and leave all your insecurities behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow gamers who couldn’t care less about your height (or lack thereof).

Forget about blaming your problems on the “meme gender” or whatever excuse you’ve been using. It’s time to take control of your destiny and have some fun in a virtual world where nobody cares how tall you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start building your way to greatness (or at least distract yourself from your real-life problems for a while). Let’s get gaming, baby!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Farms Harvested:	568	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

/stone/ – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness you can handle!

Join us for the chance to battle it out with 6 Guard Thorns and 6 Guard Irene in epic showdowns that will leave you on the edge of your seat. And don’t forget about the 5* Sniper Toddifons, who is known for his insane sniping skills that will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! How about facing off against the legendary 6* Supporter Civilight Eterna and the new Amiya Alt in a battle for the ages? Trust us, you won’t want to miss this.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have the one and only 6* Caster Lappland The Decadenza, who is as wild and unpredictable as they come. Plus, who wouldn’t want to log in and claim their very own Sussurro Skin?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of madness and mayhem!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

💜 Survival without mods, PVE, PVP 💜 Minecraft server

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The owner of the server “Survival without mods PVE PVP” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Anime & Manga Cure Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being gay in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! Our virtual world is so straight, even the pixels are wearing flannel shirts and drinking PBR. Join us and watch as your rainbow flag turns into a fishing pole and your love for Lady Gaga gets replaced with a newfound appreciation for monster trucks. Say goodbye to your fabulousness and hello to your newfound love for all things manly! Join now and start your journey to hetero-heaven!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

The Secret Agent in Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to cat.sys, the most purr-fect Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tail… I mean tale!

First of all, our server is run by a group of highly intelligent cats who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through your journey with their meow-nificent wisdom and expertise. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server run by cats? It’s the ultimate feline fantasy!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic Minecraft creatures you’ll ever encounter. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what crazy critter will pop up next. It’s like a zoo, but with blocks!

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted litter box hidden somewhere in the world. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So start digging, my friend!

So come join us at cat.sys, where the adventure is as wild as a catnip-fueled frenzy and the fun never stops. Meow-velous times await you!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

DILF’s Craft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling hoards of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, it’s a totally normal occurrence here.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where creepers bust out their best dance moves and skeletons try to breakdance (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it).

If you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom boss, the Mighty Potato King. Legend has it that whoever defeats him will be granted unlimited potatoes for life. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

So come on over to our server and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Your Body My Choice Forever Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you’re ready to embark on a journey filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a magical Minecraft world where the rules were made up and the possibilities were endless. They built towering castles, dug deep underground for rare treasures, and even tamed dragons to ride into battle. But the real fun began when they discovered the secret to unlimited diamond armor and started a fashion revolution that rocked the server to its core.

But beware, not everything is sunshine and rainbows in our world. There are rival factions vying for power, mischievous mobs lurking in the shadows, and the occasional llama stampede that can turn a peaceful village into chaos in seconds. Will you rise to the challenge and conquer the land, or will you be left crying a river as the men (and women) of our server outsmart and outplay you at every turn?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure where your body is our choice and men always win (unless you’re a woman, in which case, you still have a pretty good shot). See you in the game, and may the LOLs be ever in your favor!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Pick Up Chicks Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most luxurious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine building your dream mansion out of diamond blocks while driving around in your very own virtual BMW or Benz. Yes, that’s right, we have virtual luxury cars for you to cruise around in because why walk when you can drive a sports car in Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most exotic animals you’ll ever find in the game. Want a pet unicorn? We’ve got it. How about a dragon to guard your castle? No problem. Our server is like a virtual zoo on steroids.

And if you’re feeling competitive, we have epic PvP battles that will have you on the edge of your seat. Fight against other players in epic arenas while riding on the back of a virtual T-Rex. It’s like Jurassic Park meets Gladiator, but in Minecraft form.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at >BMW>Benz and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Luxury cars, exotic animals, and epic battles await you. See you in the game!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

The Mystery Miner Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, or team up with your friends to take down a gang of evil villagers who have stolen all the cake in the land.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pig King, who rules over a kingdom of bacon and porkchops. Will you be able to defeat him and claim his throne?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring plenty of snacks, because you never know when you might get hungry for some creeper sushi.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20