SobrietySquad | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1966
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Enchantments Applied:	257	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of building virtual blocks while questioning your sanity.

Are your friends constantly nagging you about your Minecraft addiction? Join our server and show them what true dedication looks like. Who needs mimosas and poetry in the park when you have virtual blocks to stack?

And if anyone dares to question your commitment to the game, just tell them you’ll stop playing until they apologize. That’ll show them who’s boss in the world of pixelated adventures!

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft obsession to the next level and leave all your real-life problems behind, join our server now! Just remember, the only thing you’ll be drinking here is the sweet nectar of victory.

Harvest Fields 1.21.4

1.21.4, Addictive, agriculture, Animals, Challenging, crops, digital farming, Escape, escape reality, farming games, Fields, Harvest, Immersive, Management, Relaxing, simulation, strategy, stressful, time consuming, unwind, video games, virtual escape, virtual reality

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9746
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Emeralds Found:	7248	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Forget about those boring farming games, this server will have you on the edge of your seat, sweating bullets and questioning your sanity!

Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of farming like never before. We’ll have you stressing out over every crop you plant and every animal you raise. It’s like Farmville on crack, man!

You think farming games are supposed to be relaxing? Ha! Not on this server, my dude. We’ll have you pulling your hair out in frustration and screaming at your computer screen. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most stressful farming game of your life, join our Minecraft server now! But be warned, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. Good luck, bro!

SinkCraft Minecraft Server

celiac disease, cervical cancer, dinner etiquette, disability, Economy, expensive food, family conflict, food allergies, food restrictions, gluten free, kitchen etiquette, Minecraft, ovarian cancer, Remission, Server, SinkCraft, special treat, SSDI, SSI, stealing food, waste of food, wheelchair bound

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4520
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Star Shards Collected:	169	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Emeralds Found:	8667
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where throwing dinners in the sink is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of culinary chaos and food fights.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant sink just to throw your dinners in, all while riding a pig through a rainbow-filled sky. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories, like the time a player built a castle out of mashed potatoes or when someone rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

But the best part? We have a special gluten-free zone where players can only eat virtual gluten-free food, just like our hero who fought off the evil dinner-stealing husband. So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s throw some dinners in the sink together!

DressCodeDrama

anger, Apology, Boundaries, clothes, date, dress, DressCodeDrama, family dynamics, favorite dress, feeling good, magic dress, rental, satin slip dress, school formal, self worth, selfish, sister, standing up for myself, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9875
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where standing your ground is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Just like how this player stood their ground to protect their precious “magic dress,” you can stand your ground against any pesky creepers or griefers trying to ruin your fun.

Join our server and show off your own “magic dress” – whether it’s enchanted diamond armor or a stylish cape, we support your fashion choices! And don’t worry, we won’t let anyone borrow your gear without permission.

Just like this player’s sister, who learned the hard way that clothes are meant to be respected, not just worn carelessly, you’ll learn valuable lessons about trust and boundaries on our server. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where you can dress to impress while battling it out in epic PvP battles?

So come on over to our server and show us what you’re made of – just make sure to protect your “magic dress” at all costs!

GirlNameGamer Minecraft SMP

Baby name, beautiful girl names, best girl names, classic girl names, cute girl names, elegant girl names, favorite girl name, favorite name, feminine names, girl name, GirlNameGamer, lovely girl names, Minecraft, modern girl names, most loved girl names, popular girl names, pretty girl names, smp, sweet girl names, top girl names, traditional girl names, trendy girl names, unique girl names

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4309
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3712	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3

Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously dude it’s lit AF. We got diamonds for days, like literally you can swim in them like Scrooge McDuck. And the mobs? Bro, they’re like straight outta a horror movie, but in a funny way. Like, one time I saw a creeper doing the cha-cha slide, it was wild man.

And the best part? The girls on this server, bro. They’re all named after food, like seriously. I met this chick named Taco and she was smokin’ hot, like hotter than a lava pit. And then there’s Sushi, she’s like the queen bee of the server, everyone bows down to her.

So, what’s your favorite girl name, bro? Come join us and maybe you’ll meet a girl named Pizza or something, who knows? Just don’t be a noob, okay? We don’t like noobs around here, they get eaten by zombies. True story, bro.

MineCraftyLoveBug

#better half, babe, baby, Beloved, boo, companion, Darling, Dear, Honey, love, Lover, MineCraftyLoveBug, Nickname, OTHER HALF, partner, Significant Other, soulmate, Spouse, sweetheart, sweetie, terms of endearment

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7754
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Are you tired of your partner calling you boring old “babe” or “honey”? Well, on our Minecraft server, your partner can call you by your epic in-game username like “DiamondDestroyer69” or “CreeperSlayer9000”! Join us for a chance to spice up your relationship with some hilarious and outrageous nicknames!

BonusCraft: Evergreen Shipyard

20 months, appreciation, Benefits, BONUS, BonusCraft, Company, compensation, employees, evergreen, Financial, GIANT, incentive, Industry, loyalty, Maritime, Pay, Rewards, shipping, Shipyard, Staff, taiwan, Year End

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4834
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1592
New Chunks Explored:	279270	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9

lol imagine getting PAID 20 months’ worth of money in just ONE BONUS at this EPIC Minecraft server! like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for CASH, baby!

our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.

come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!

Kelp Kingdom: Seeding & Depth

Aquaculture, biomass yield, cultivation methods, Depth, environmental impact, Kelp, Kingdom, marine agriculture, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine research, marine resources, northeast Atlantic, ocean farming, Saccharina latissima, seaweed cultivation, seaweed farming, seeding, small-scale cultivation, sugar kelp, sustainable farming, water depth

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9742
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Towns Built:	7	Emeralds Found:	6140
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind?? well u gotta join this one cuz it’s like no other! we got sugar kelp that’s so big u can ride it like a boat! we experimented with different ways to plant it and how deep to put it in the water, and let me tell u, the results were INSANE!

come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1391
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6566
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	162	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Divine Spears Created:	25
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Astral Projections Made:	4	Void Gems Collected:	28

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	315
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7245
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	257
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Votes:	2327	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4880
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

PixelVascular Quest

PixelVascular, Quest

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7789
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1292
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4800
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7763
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Holy Grails Found:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!