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| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 49 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman Army. These fearless warriors ride into battle on the backs of giant pigs, wielding diamond swords and wearing nothing but leather armor. They are a sight to behold and will strike fear into the hearts of your enemies. Join our server and become a part of this epic army!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest ore in all of Minecraft – rainbow ore! This magical ore can only be found in our server and is said to grant the player incredible powers. Rumor has it that anyone who mines this ore will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and emeralds for the rest of their days.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, no auto attacking allowed – we like to keep things interesting around here!
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry wolves while trying to build your dream castle. And don’t worry, our friendly community will always have your back…unless they decide to prank you by filling your house with chickens.
But wait, there’s more! We have legendary treasure hidden in secret locations that only the bravest adventurers can find. Just be careful, because rumor has it that a creeper with a vendetta is guarding the biggest loot of them all.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and remember, “I’m gonna hurt you” is just a friendly warning from our resident prankster, not a threat…probably.
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 151 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
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| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 16 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to the rarest and most sought-after block in all of Minecraft – the elusive Diamond-Encrusted Bacon Block! Legend has it that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a Creeper who just wants to be friends. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether!
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Join us for our Patch 7.1 update where we introduce new features like flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and exploding creepers that shoot out confetti!
But wait, there’s more! We have Moogle Treasure Trove events where you can hunt for rare treasures and Fall Guys competitions where you can race against other players in wacky obstacle courses.
And don’t miss out on our upcoming meetups and events like the Roleplaying Meetup at The Dairyu Moon Gates or the Tokusatsu Watch Party featuring GARO Red Requiem and Kamen Rider Zero-One.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Once upon a time, a player joined Throte Breakfast and found themselves in a world where pigs rode on top of creepers, chickens wore diamond armor, and zombies did the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. The mobs in our world have some serious dance moves.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Mountain, where the bacon grows on trees and the rivers flow with maple syrup. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the magical Pancake Palace, where the pancakes are always fluffy and the syrup is bottomless.
So come join us at Throte Breakfast, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this crazy world?
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Join our insane Minecraft server where bipolar episodes are not only welcomed, but encouraged! Build your virtual world while navigating the ups and downs of your own mental state. Connect with other players who understand the struggle of wanting a friend but also hating people with a fiery passion.
Who needs therapy when you can unleash your inner rage in a virtual world? Join us and let out all your pent-up aggression in a safe and pixelated environment. Plus, where else can you find a community that embraces your contradictions and chaotic energy?
So come on, join our server and let’s create a world where mental breakdowns are just another part of the game. Who knew therapy could be this fun?
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground laboratory where players are conducting experiments to create mutant chickens that lay golden eggs. And that’s just the beginning of the wacky adventures you’ll have on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of players who have built a fully functional roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a secret society of players who have discovered a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying carpets.
So if you’re ready to experience the ultimate in Minecraft madness, come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown by the true genius of our players. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our owl wife is not just any ordinary owl. She’s a master builder who can create the most jaw-dropping structures with just a flap of her wings. Plus, she’s a total fashionista with a wardrobe that would make even the most stylish Enderman jealous.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken jousting match, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden nuggets.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of owl romance. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep – they tend to get a little too excited around TNT.
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 2032 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
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? The world, once filled with hope, has become dark. A biological threat called “BIOHAOS” has flooded cities and villages, causing mass panic and paralyzing all living things. People died in agony, and those who could fled from the megacities, where agony reigned all around. ❗️
? At this moment it becomes clear that in a new world where trust is crumbling, it is humanity that becomes the key to survival. Outside the spawn, darkness reigned, complete chaos.❗️
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? Meteorites containing precious resources periodically fall from the sky. These celestial stones attract the attention of everyone from hermits to clans seeking to capture them to ensure their existence. Be prepared: the struggle for these resources is intensifying every day?️, and only those who can survive will have a chance to live in this cruel and uncertain world.?️
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| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn some sick moves while you’re at it.
And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the Nether where you’ll find a group of zombie pigmen who have formed a boy band. They may be undead, but they sure know how to drop a sick beat.
So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 30 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
