This SMP is Lit AF and I’m Done Pretending it’s Just Minecraft SMP

Cinema, Critic, culture, Entertainment, film, Honest, hype, Kino, lit, Media, Minecraft, Movie, NOT, opinion, opinionated, Overrated, Popular, pretending, review, smp, tired, Truth, Underrated

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5242
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	225
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone accidentally punching a villager? Well, get ready to have your mind blown by joining our epic Minecraft SMP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only exploded when you told them a bad joke. It was a blast! Literally.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret society of chickens who wear tiny top hats and monocles. They hold fancy tea parties every Sunday and only invite the most elite players to join them. Will you be one of the chosen few?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. This thing is fucking kino and I’m tired of pretending it’s not.

Mystic Dream Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, Audience, Backlash, brand, Community, consumer behavior, criticism, Disappointment, dream, ENGAGEMENT, Fans, JPs, loyalty, Marketing, merch, misunderstanding, mystic, Outreach, Pandering, Promotion, Realms, Sales, Support, target audience

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3669
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Void Gems Collected:	24
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	26

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like, totally lit because they cater to all the JP fans out there. And get this, they won’t even try to sell you their merch! Like, what kind of server does that? It’s so wacky, you gotta see it to believe it. So, like, come join us and let’s have a crazy time together!

YouTube Pajeets Are Idiots Minecraft SMP

#youtube, comedy, CONTENT, controversial, Creators, culture, Entertainment, humor, idiots, Indian, insensitive, Minecraft, offensive, ONLINE, pajeets, satire, smp, social media, Stereotypes, trending, Video, viral

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4223
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you tired of watching YouTube Pajeets fumble around in Minecraft like a bunch of noobs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate place to show off your epic gaming skills and leave those Pajeets in the dust!

Join our server and become part of a community where the only rule is to outshine those Pajeets with your insane building skills and PvP prowess. We’ve had players defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a stick, and another player who built a working roller coaster that goes straight to the Nether!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you in if you can beat them in a dance-off. Are you up for the challenge?

So what are you waiting for? Leave those YouTube Pajeets in the dust and join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate gaming experience!

NoCheatersXmasDinner

Affair, Boyfriend, Cheating, christmas, Communication, counseling, couples, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Dinner, family, forgiveness, holiday, Invitation, Marriage, NoCheatersXmasDinner, ReBuilding, relationship, Support, third wheel, Trust

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9813
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8996	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7663	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server and escape the real world craziness! We’ve got a 56-year-old mom, a 60-year-old dad, a 30-year-old daughter named Kate, a 28-year-old son named Sam, and a 26-year-old daughter named Mary. But wait, there’s more – Kate’s boyfriend James is causing some serious drama with an online affair scandal! Will Kate forgive him and bring him to our Christmas Eve dinner? Join our server to find out and witness the wildest family dynamics in Minecraft history! Trust us, this server is more entertaining than any soap opera out there. So come on in and experience the drama, the tears, and the ultimate betrayal – all in the world of Minecraft!

BallzGoneMinecraftSMP

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7670
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	7366	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you should totally hop on this crazy train. First of all, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and items. Like, we even have a diamond block throne for our leader, who is a literal Minecraft god. And get this, every full moon, we all gather around a campfire and tell ghost stories about Herobrine. It’s so spooky, bro.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try to tame the legendary Ender Dragon and ride it into battle. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with way more explosions.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret society of villagers who can trade you anything your heart desires? Need a stack of emeralds? They got you covered. Want a pet zombie pigman? They can make it happen. It’s like having your own personal genie, but with a unibrow.

So, if you wanna join the most epic, insane, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP of all time, hit us up. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your balls hairless. Wait, what was the question again? Oh well, join us anyway!

BrokeBlockBuster

blockbuster, BrokeBlockBuster, challenge, Character development, creativity, film industry, Hollywood, imagination, Job, Main character, Movie, not rich, Pick, plot twist, poor protagonist, ruin, twist ending, Unconventional, unconventional protagonist, unexpected

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8087
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we specialize in ruining movies in the most ridiculous ways possible! Picture this: you’re playing on our server and suddenly the main character in a famous movie is no longer rich. Imagine Harry Potter living in a cardboard box under a bridge, or Tony Stark selling hot dogs on the street corner. The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed! Join us for a hilariously chaotic experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about your favorite films. Who needs Hollywood when you have our server to provide the ultimate movie makeovers?

Galactic Pathways Discovery

astronomers, Astronomy, Cosmic, cosmic connections, discovery, distant regions, Exploration, Extraterrestrial, Galactic, Galaxy, galaxy mapping, hidden network, interconnected, interstellar travel, pathways, research, scientific breakthrough, solar system, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	474
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Yo, so like, picture this: you’re just chillin’ in your Minecraft world, mining some diamonds and stuff, when BAM! You stumble upon a secret network of pathways that lead to the far reaches of the galaxy! Like, what even?!

Join our server and explore these crazy pathways, meet aliens, and maybe even discover a new planet to call home. Who needs Earth when you can have your own intergalactic crib, amirite?

So come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let’s go on a wild space adventure together. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans we’ll get into out there in the cosmos. Let’s do this! 🚀🌌👽

UltraVanilla

Brewery, Community, Competitions, Creative Server, discord server, Events, Farms, Friendly, java, long term, minimal enhancements, old school, p2w, Projects, Ranks, Redstone, Server, small scale, smp, Stable Server, Technical, TOWN, UltraVanilla, Vanilla, Wiki

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9017
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Love Letters Sent:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Void Armor Forged:	26
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Votes:	4510	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

UltraVanilla Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	UltraVanilla
Founded	January 2019
Player Slots	30
Enhancements	Minimal enhancements to the core game
World Type	Survival
Server Address	play.ultravanilla.world

For more information and community discussions, visit the Discord or the Wiki.

FAQs

What is UltraVanilla?

UltraVanilla is a small-scale community Minecraft server with minimal enhancements to the core game. It promotes a tight-knit community feel with 30 player slots and a survival world.

What features does the server offer?

Dynmap
No map resets ever
Fast travel commands such as ‘/sethome’, ‘/home’, ‘/home bed’
Brewery plugin
Vanilla-friendly events and competitions
Time-based ranks

Are there any specific rules on the server?

No griefing
No stealing
No PVP without consent
No hacks or exploits
No graphic/gross NSFW

How can I join a town or contribute to community projects?

You can join a town by asking around or homestead your own place. Community projects are suggested and discussed on the discord, where anyone is free to contribute.

Vidya Boys Paradise 1.21.4

1.21.4, Boys, cute male characters, cute vidya boys, Gaming Community, male characters, male protagonists, male representation in video games, male video game characters, Opinions, opinions on male characters, Paradise, video game aesthetics, video game character design, Video game characters, video game community, Video game culture, video game discussion, video game discussion board, video game fandom, video game opinions, video game preferences, video games, vidya

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4360
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Votes:	8247
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

OMG, this Minecraft server is like a magical land full of cute vidya boys running around! Join if you want to find your pixelated prince charming and live happily ever after in a blocky paradise! Plus, the creepers here are totally into fashion and will give you style tips while they explode! So come on, join now and let’s build a fabulous world together with our kawaii virtual boyfriends! #MinecraftLove #VidyaBoysGalore

Money Minecraft SMP Purposes

comfort, day to day life, financial comfort, Financial goals, financial independence, financial market, Financial Security, Financial Stability, Financial Success, House, life change, making money, MILLIONAIRE, Minecraft, MONEY, money management, purpose, purposes, Rich, SECURITY, smp, things to buy, wealth

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6903
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Dimension Hops:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the SMP for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of the financial market in Minecraft!

Imagine making more diamonds than you can count, buying up all the enchanted gear you could ever dream of, and becoming the richest player in the game. But wait, there’s more!

On our server, being a millionaire isn’t just about having stacks of diamonds. It’s about living a life of luxury and excess. Want to buy a mansion, even though you already have a castle? Go for it! Want to fill your inventory with nothing but golden apples? Why not!

Join us on this wild ride of making money for the sake of it, with no purpose other than to flex on all the other players. Money may bring security and comfort, but on our server, it brings a whole lot more than that. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living the high life in Minecraft like never before!

SIL’s Cellphone Minecraft Server

aita, Angry, Arguing, awkward, BROKE, cellphone, charger, christmas, date, fair price, family, FIX, gift, GIFTED, IMPULSIVE, Minecraft, MONEY, new phone, not giving, offer, parents, Sell, Server, SIL, sils, SOLD, stealing

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3675
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Chimeras Created:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of re-gifting! Just like the OP in this wild story, we encourage you to sell any in-game items you received as gifts and keep half the profit for yourself. After all, who needs to follow traditional gifting etiquette in a virtual world?

Join us for a chance to experience the drama and chaos of family arguments over virtual possessions. Will you be the one to stand your ground like the OP, or will you give in to keep the peace like their dad suggested? The choice is yours on our server!

So come on over and join the fun – because in our Minecraft world, anything goes, even if it means making Christmas awkward with your virtual family members!

LesbianCraft: Babyshower Ruiner

acceptance, Babyshower, Boundaries, coming out, Communication, Community, discrimination, family, Identity, JEHOVAH’S WITNESSES, Lesbian, LesbianCraft, LGBTQ, ontario, outing, pride, relationships, Respect, RUINER, Self-expression, Support, Understanding

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7414
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Runes Activated:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	New Chunks Explored:	642838
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Alien Abductions:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Meteorites Collected:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server and experience the wildest baby shower ever! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of Jehovah’s Witnesses start lecturing you on the sins of homosexuality. But don’t worry, we’ve got your back! With our supportive community, you can proudly proclaim your love for your girlfriend while dodging judgmental stares. Plus, who knows, you might even find a nice ‘brother’ to settle down with in our virtual world. So come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with unexpected twists and turns!

DeadlyCritter Minecraft SMP

dangerous animals, dangerous animals facts, dangerous animals in the world, dangerous animals list, dangerous creatures, dangerous insects, dangerous mammals, dangerous marine life, dangerous predators, dangerous reptiles, dangerous species, dangerous wildlife, deadliest animals, deadliest creatures, deadliest wildlife, DeadlyCritter, Minecraft, most dangerous animal, most dangerous animal in the ocean, most dangerous animal on earth, most dangerous animal to humans, smp, world

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2917
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Endless Night Skies:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is more lit than a creeper explosion! Like, you gotta join because we have the most dangerous animals in the world roaming around, like killer bunnies that shoot lasers out of their eyes and zombie pigs riding on giant spiders. It’s like a zoo on steroids, bro!

But wait, there’s more! We have epic quests where you have to battle against evil chickens trying to take over the world and save the villagers from being turned into llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional exploding sheep). Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

AddictCraft: Million Dollar Challenge

AddictCraft, addiction, behavior modification, breaking bad habits, challenge, determination, Dollar, financial incentive, goal-setting, life-changing opportunity, lifestyle change, long-term commitment, mental strength, MILLION, million dollar challenge, motivation, overcoming challenges, personal growth, relapse prevention, reward system, self improvement, self-control, success mindset, Willpower

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1175
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	272	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we challenge you to break your worst addiction in exchange for a million virtual diamonds! That’s right, if you can resist the urge to indulge in your addiction for one week, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, if you give in to temptation within the next year, you’ll lose it all faster than a creeper exploding in your face.

Join us on this epic journey of self-control and determination, as you battle against your inner demons while building the ultimate virtual empire. Will you emerge victorious and claim your prize, or will you fall victim to your cravings and lose it all? The choice is yours, but remember, fortune favors the bold (and the addiction-free)!

VillagerVendetta

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2628
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Crops Grown:	9953	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	2553	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the only attacks you’ll see are from creepers and skeletons, not scary islamists! we’ve got villages galore for you to explore and build in, no need to worry about getting attacked by real-life bad guys. plus, we’ve got a secret weapon against any potential threats: our army of friendly wolves ready to protect you at all costs. so come on in and join the fun, because the only thing getting killed here are your enemies in-game, not in real life!

Ice Sheet Shrinkage Server

2019, Agreement, Arctic, Average, climate change, data analysis, environmental monitoring, Greenland Ice Sheet, hot summer, Ice, ice melt, km3, laser, Measurement, peak, Radar, remote sensing, Satellite technology, satellites, scientific research, Server, sheet, SHRINKAGE, volume reduction

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	476
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	26	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7241

Come join our epic Minecraft server where the Greenland Ice Sheet is melting faster than a snowman in a sauna! Our radar and laser satellites are going cray cray measuring the ice sheet and estimating volume reductions like it’s a math class on steroids. In 2019, things got so hot that we had a peak reduction of 464 km3 – that’s like a whole lot of ice cream melting in the sun, yo. So if you wanna witness some climate change in action while building epic structures and battling creepers, this server is the place to be! Plus, our polar bears are totally cool with it – they’re just chilling and enjoying the show. Come join the melting madness today!