PawsOffMyCouchMC

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of emotional support animals…but also the importance of protecting your virtual furniture!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can bring your emotional support animal (or pixelated pet) without worrying about them destroying our virtual couch cushions. Our server is a safe space for all creatures, whether they’re real or blocky.

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into letting their dog chew up your pixelated coffee table. Stand your ground and protect your Minecraft home from any potential damage.

So come join us on our server, where you can build, explore, and have a blast without the fear of your virtual furniture getting destroyed. And remember, it’s not insensitive to prioritize your own virtual space!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Magical Moments Shared:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

MineMotivation

AMBITION, Commitment, Dedication, determination, discipline, DRIVE, Focus, goals, hard work pays off, inspiration, MineMotivation, motivation, Passion, perseverance, personal growth, productivity, self improvement, Self Motivation, success, work ethic, work hard play hard

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever play in!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off zombie chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a giant rollercoaster that goes through a volcano! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the madness!

So, if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt, make friends with talking cows, and embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, then come join us on our server! Who needs motivation to work hard when you can have this much fun?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Love Letters Sent:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

YazidiWarCrimes Minecraft Server

Accountability, charges, children, Conflict, extremism, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, investigation, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, prosecution, Server, Sweden, Syria, Terrorism, Torturing, violence, War Crimes, WOMAN, Women, Yazidi, YazidiWarCrimes

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a woman who charges with war crimes for torturing yazidi women and children in syria! but don’t worry, she’s just here to build epic bases and slay dragons with us! who knew war criminals could be so good at minecraft?? join now for a chance to team up with our resident war criminal and dominate the virtual world together! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
New Chunks Explored:	722587	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

RussianCraft: BannedFromCERN

academic collaboration, academic freedom, BannedFromCERN, cern, collaboration, European Organization for Nuclear Research, expulsion, geopolitical tensions, global politics, International cooperation, international relations, Laboratories, Nuclear Research, PHYSICS., Politics, research, Russian scientists, RussianCraft, sanctions, Scientific community, scientific research

COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE HAVE MORE DRAMA THAN A SCIENTIFIC LABORATORY EXPLOSION! WE GOT RUSSIAN SCIENTISTS GETTING KICKED OUT LEFT AND RIGHT, BUT DON’T WORRY, THEY’RE JUST HERE TO BUILD EPIC REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS. WATCH OUT FOR FLYING TNT AND CREEPERS IN LAB COATS! JOIN NOW FOR A CHANCE TO WIN A FREE LAB COAT SKIN AND BE PART OF THE CHAOS!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Zero Indexing Century Wars

1900s, 19th century, 20th Century, calendar system, Centuries, Century, chronological order, Civilization, counting system, cultural norms, historical perspective, human history, indexing, innovation, mathematical concepts, numerical conventions, progress, societal impact, time perception, timekeeping, tradition, Wars, zero-indexing

so, like, imagine if humans were, like, super dumb and decided to count from zero instead of one for, like, forever. that would mean the 1900s would be the 19th century instead of the 20th century. like, mind blown, right? well, if you wanna experience more mind-blowing stuff, come join our minecraft server! we have pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers from their eyes. our diamonds are made of cheese and our creepers do the macarena before exploding. join us for a wild ride of craziness and confusion. who needs reality when you can have this level of insanity? join now and prepare to have your mind melted into a puddle of pure confusion!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8816
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mines Excavated:	1345	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Villages Defended:	20

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Crafty Minds Anti-Hate Server

anti-immigrant attitudes, AntiHate, Attitudes, cognitive abilities, cognitive ability intensifies, Crafty, emotionally charged narratives, higher cognitive abilities, INDIVIDUALS, individuals with higher cognitive abilities, intensifies, less prone, Link, Low cognitive ability, Minds.., narratives, negative attitudes, PRONE, Protection, protection against, Server, social media, social media use

so like, u wanna join this minecraft server, cuz like, it’s gonna make u smarter and stuff. like, if u got low brain power, this server gonna help u think better and not be all mean to immigrants and stuff. like, if u smart already, u gonna be even smarter and not fall for all the lies on social media. so come join this server and level up ur brain power, bro!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Crops Grown:	2888	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Trippy Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Towny

Welcome to TrippyCraft – a dynamic Minecraft server where community and creativity thrive! Centered around the popular Towny game mode, our server offers a unique experience where players can create, manage, and grow their own towns and nations.

Whether you’re a solo player looking to establish your own empire or a team player eager to join forces and build a metropolis, our server provides the perfect platform. Engage in politics, trade with other towns, forge alliances, or wage epic wars. The choice is yours!

Regular events, custom plugins, and a balanced economy ensure that there’s always something exciting happening. Come join us and leave your mark on a world shaped by the players. Your town, your rules!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Villages Defended:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Pixelated World

Build & Trade, Buy, collaborate, Community, compete, Craft, Currency system, Dynamic economy, economic challenges, Economy, gather resources, Join, Market Fun, Pixelated World, Roleplay, Sell, Survival, Survival Twist, Trade

Welcome to PixelatedWorld!

Survival Twist: Survive, gather resources, and craft with economic challenges.

Market Fun: Buy, sell, and trade with a robust currency system.

Community: Join, compete, and collaborate with others.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Star Shards Collected:	250
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Farms Harvested:	587
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Captain Crunch’s Crazy Craft – Sail the Seven Biomes on Version 1.20.4!

1.20.4, Adventure, Biomes, building, captain, Community, Craft, Crafting, crazy, Crunchs, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, gameplay, Minecraft, Minigames, Mining, mobs, Mods, multiplayer, Redstone, Resource Gathering, role playing, sail, Sandbox, Server, smp, Survival, Version

Corsaire Minecraft Server

Server Name	Corsaire
Theme	Golden Age of Piracy
Map	Custom 1:100 Caribbean map

Features

Build real warships: Construct fully functional ships, whether it’s a brigantine, carrack, or an enormous galleon. Ships can move, fire, and sink, allowing you to control the seas!
Wars: Rise to power by creating conflict and declaring war on other nations. Invade with warships, artillery, and your army.
Player-driven economy: Players control the economy. Create your own markets, trade with others, and become an economic powerhouse.

IP: Server is not released yet, join our discord server for more information!

Discord: https://discord.gg/corsaire-1142554818578231306

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I build my own town?	Yes, players can run their own towns and nations on the server.
Can I create my own warships?	Yes, players can build real warships such as brigantines, carracks, and galleons.
How can I become a dominant power on the server?	Players can rise to power by creating conflict, declaring wars on other nations, and forming strong militaries.
Is the economy player-driven?	Yes, players have control over the economy. They can create markets, trade with others, and become economic powerhouses.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

The Blocky Bazaar Minecraft Server

bazaar, Beers, blocky, forgetting, Friends, growth, introspection, Memories, mindfulness, Minecraft, Music, Nostalgia, past, Piano Covers, Reflection, Reminiscing, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, Server, Store, teens, whisky

🍺 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only currency is whisky and beers! Buy a whisky to show off your sophistication, and grab 4 beers to pretend you have friends (even though they’re just pixels on a screen).

🎹 Join us for some epic piano covers of nostalgic tunes from your teen years, and try to remember what it was like back then when your only worry was which emo song to put on your Myspace profile.

🤪 Forget all your troubles and dive into our virtual world where the only thing that matters is having a good time and building the craziest creations you can imagine. Who needs reality when you can have this much fun in Minecraft? Join us now and let the insanity begin! 🤣🎮🍻

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	353
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Void Gems Collected:	34	Falling into the Void:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Sulemt hELL Minecraft SMP

12 inch feet, foot fantasy, foot fetish, foot massage, foot play, foot spa, foot treatment, foot worship, Hell, indulgence, Joimes, long toes, luxury, MASSAGE, Minecraft, pampering, pedicure, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Sulemt, what now

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a break from the chaos of real life? Come chill with us and let your worries melt away as you explore our insane world.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our resident llama, Larry, can breakdance better than most players?

Oh, and did we mention the legendary 12-inch feet massages? Yeah, that’s right. Our VIP players get exclusive access to the most relaxing foot rubs in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Emeralds Found:	7420
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CraftyFamily Minecraft Server

aita, BETRAYAL, Communication, confession, CraftyFamily, DAUGHTER, Dilemma, family, Father, GENIUS, Guilt, Honesty, Minecraft, Mother, parenting, Plan, Promise, relationships, Schoolwork, secret, Server, teenager, Trust

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as sneaky as a teenage mastermind? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate mind games and deception.

Imagine a world where you can pretend to be a Minecraft noob while secretly being a Minecraft pro, just like this daughter pretending to slack off in school while actually acing her exams.

Betray your friends’ trust, create elaborate schemes, and keep everyone on their toes. Just like this dad who spilled the beans on his daughter’s genius plan, you’ll never know who’s plotting behind your back on our server.

So if you’re ready for some next-level trickery and mind-bending fun, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one…especially your own family members.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

TherapyRantCraft

birthday celebrations, blended family, Decision making, Family Therapy, favorite foods, food allergies, rant, sandwich, SNACKS, step siblings, therapy session, TherapyRantCraft, Traditions

Are you tired of boring family therapy sessions with your dad, his wife, and your stepsiblings? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time that will make you forget all about blended family drama!

On our server, you can build sandwiches to your heart’s content without any restrictions. No more food allergies holding you back from enjoying your favorite snacks! Plus, we have a noodle bar where you can feast like a king without worrying about allergies ruining the fun.

Say goodbye to boring birthday celebrations at “acceptable” restaurants and hello to epic parties with your friends on our server. We promise no one will cut you out of photos or force you to celebrate with people you don’t care about.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the fun begin! Just make sure to watch out for angry dads and upset stepmoms – they might not be as understanding as we are. 😉 #MinecraftFamilyDrama #SandwichesForDays

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SMP LoveQuest: NoBadTraits

bad traits, Communication Issues, compatibility, controlling behavior, dishonesty, Disrespect, immaturity, Infidelity, Insecurity, lack of ambition, lack of empathy, laziness, long term, LoveQuest, NoBadTraits, partner, red flags, relationship, Selfishness, smp, toxic behavior, trust issues, warning signs

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Do you want to join a wacky and wild community where the only rule is to have fun? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you’re sick of partners who hoard all the diamonds for themselves or who constantly steal your crops. On our server, we have a strict ban on players who exhibit these “bad” traits. We believe in sharing the wealth and working together to create a thriving virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the craziest love stories you’ll ever hear. From players who met while fighting off hordes of zombies to couples who built entire kingdoms together, you never know what romantic adventures await you on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the only thing more abundant than diamonds is laughter, come join us today! Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner in crime (or mining) along the way.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	30	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Chimeras Created:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Magic Items Found:	2277

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CreepersStillBlowingUpIn2024

2024.., Challenges, climate change, Communication, Corruption, CreepersStillBlowingUpIn2024, discrimination, education, environmental degradation, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, INEQUALITY, Infrastructure, innovation, justice system, Political unrest, POVERTY, progress, resilience, societal issues, Technology

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids! Join us for the most insane and outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Yes, you heard that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to step foot in our world.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Dragons Tamed:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Emeralds Found:	7527

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1