DumbMoneyMove Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Eternal Realm 1.20

advanced movement guide, bot matches, bugs, Deadlock, ETERNAL, Feedback, Hero, item builds, Liquipedia, new player guide, Patch, Realm, sandbox mode, Steam page, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, unofficial wiki

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1642
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6832	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	239	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate edition of Minecraft but on steroids. Forget about boring old regular Minecraft, this server is where it’s at.

Steam Page? Nah, we don’t need that, we’re too cool for Steam. Just post your Steam profile and ask to be invited, but don’t be a total autist about it.

And once you’re in, you gotta do the tutorial and play around in sandbox mode. Get to know each hero like they’re your best friend. And don’t forget to explore public item builds, because that’s how you git gud, bro.

Oh, and if you need more info, check out the Unofficial Wiki or the New Player Guide. We got all the resources you need to dominate this server like a boss. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Chop My Blocks into Pieces Minecraft SMP

Band, blocks, breakdown, chop, coping, Cut, cut my life into pieces, emotional, Life, long tail, Lyrics, mental health, Minecraft, Music, nu metal, Papa Roach, Pieces, Rock, smp, song, stress, tags, Therapy

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6047
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Buildings Constructed:	47	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ores Mined:	4049
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2398
Void Gems Collected:	19	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig through a maze of TNT traps. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your diamond armor.

We have epic events like “Build Battle Royale” where you have to construct a castle out of nothing but slime blocks and obsidian in under 10 minutes. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground fight club where players battle it out with enchanted golden carrots.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and let’s “CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES” together!

LuxVacayPayback Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Borrowing, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, emotions, Expectations, Fairness, financial struggle, friendship, Frustration, loyalty, luxury vacation, LuxVacayPayback, Minecraft, MONEY, Priorities, Repayment, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1619
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and diamonds are borrowed! Join us for a wild ride of betrayal, luxury vacations, and financial struggles.

Ever wanted to lend your in-game diamonds to a friend, only to see them jet off to a virtual Hawaii resort instead of paying you back? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!

Embark on epic adventures, build extravagant resorts, and enjoy lavish meals with your virtual friends. But beware, because when it comes to repaying debts, things can get a little dicey.

So come join us on our server, where drama unfolds, friendships are tested, and the only currency that matters is diamonds. Who needs real-life vacations when you can have all the luxury and betrayal you could ever dream of in Minecraft? See you there!

FosterCraft: No Wishlist, Just Fun!

aita, ANONYMOUS, Charity, children, christmas, christmas gift, Disappointment, financial constraints, foster care, foster child, foster parent, FosterCraft, Fun, Generosity, gift, Giving, holiday, Jeans, Outfit, SNEAKERS, volunteer, Wishlist

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6942
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	660
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magic Items Found:	8716	Animals Bred:	166

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in giving back to the community, just like this player tried to do with a foster child’s Christmas wishlist! Join us and you might just find yourself in a similar situation, trying to make someone’s holiday season a little brighter.

Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists, just like the disappointment that child felt when they didn’t get the full outfit they wanted. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter here?

So come on, join us and be part of a server that is all about spreading joy and laughter, even if it means facing some tough decisions along the way. You never know what kind of heartwarming or hilarious stories you’ll walk away with.

RedSeaRumble Minecraft Server

accident, Air Force, aircraft, Combat, Conflict, Defense, F/A-18, Friendly Fire, Incident, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, naval forces, Navy, pilot error, Red Sea, RedSeaRumble, Server, Tragedy, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9486
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Buildings Constructed:	29
Potions Brewed:	98	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the navy shoots down its own planes for fun in the red sea battle!! watch as the pilots try to escape the wrath of their own comrades while building epic bases and fighting off mobs with their bare hands. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos and madness of the red sea fight! but be warned, only the bravest and craziest players will make it out alive!

Abyss SMP

abyss, active community, Community, Discord, discord server, entry form, Friends, Graves, Grief Protection, lag reduction, laid back, Leaf decay, Mods, proximity chat, quality of life, Small, Small Community, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist, whitelist confirmations

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7612
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Magic Items Found:	4542
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server	SMP
Mods	Sodium, Lithium, Ledger, Leaves Us In Peace, Simple Voice Chat, Universal Graves

RULES:

No Bullying
Respect Boundaries
No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission
No Nether Roof Travel
No Glitch/Exploit Abuse

Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining the discord!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are there whitelist conformations?	Yes, there is a channel in our discord server for whitelist pings.
How long does it take to get whitelisted?	It can take up to 24 hours to be whitelisted as it is done manually.
Why haven’t I been whitelisted yet?	Make sure to fill out the entry form and join the server to be whitelisted.
How big is the server?	It has a small community, but efforts are being made to grow it.

Fill out our entry form

Join our Discord server

Mystic Heights Server 1.21.1

1.21.1, DATING, dating advice, finding love, Girlfriend, height, height preference, Heights, Insecurities, love life, mystic, personal growth, physical appearance, relationship goals, relationships, romantic partners, self esteem, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-confidence, Server, short men, societal standards, tall men

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7334
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Animals Bred:	156
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Infernal Machines Built:	2

OMG, bro, forget about getting a gf, join our Minecraft server instead! We got pixelated babes for days, and they don’t care about your height! Plus, our server is like a virtual paradise where you can escape from the harsh reality of being short! So come on, join us and let’s mine and craft our way to love and happiness!

Canadian is insulted by Trump’s tweets Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Canada, Canadian, controversy, Diplomacy, Government, INSULTED, international relations, Media, Minecraft, News, North America, Politics, president, reaction, smp, social media, trump, Trumps, tweets, united states, Video, viral

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2149
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Falling into the Void:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wacky and wild that even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this place is nuts!”

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant? Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon look this fabulous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Three wishes, people!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let the madness begin!

FanBlanketCraft

air circulation, bedroom comfort, bedroom setup, blanket, comfort, Cooling, Cozy, electric fan, fan noise, FanBlanketCraft, insomnia, nighttime routine, personal preference, Relaxation, sleep environment, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, temperature control, ventilation, white noise

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2813
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Alien Abductions:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Are you tired of living life on the edge with your electric fan and blanket combo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee a fan-tastic experience that will blow you away!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from the evil blanket monsters that lurk in the shadows. Don’t let them catch you with your fan on, or you’ll be in for a shocking surprise!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of blanket enthusiasts who are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious connection between fans and blankets. Will you join them in their quest for knowledge, or will you stick to building epic structures and battling creepers? The choice is yours!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to keep your fan on and your blanket close, because you never know what dangers may be lurking around the corner!

Total Anarchy

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Builder, challenge, control, DOMINATE, Experience, Hardcore, Massive World, Playground, PvP, raw minecraft, Resources, SETTLE, Survival, Thrive, TOTAL, Unrestricted, untouched, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6250
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Experience True Minecraft Survival!

Server IP: total-anarchy.us

Features	Details
Massive World	World border set at 500,000 x 500,000 blocks
Minimal Rules	Only rule is no hacking
Pure Gameplay	No teleportation, gameplay-altering plugins, or freebies
Hardcore Survival Awaits	Ultimate playground for raw Minecraft experience

Join Today: [Insert IP Address] Log in and take your first steps into a truly unrestricted survival adventure. It’s time to see what you’re capable of.

FAQ

Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?

A: No, the only rule on this server is no hacking. Any use of hacks or cheats will result in a ban.

Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins installed?

A: No, this server is as close to vanilla Minecraft as it gets. No plugins that change gameplay mechanics are installed.

Q: Is there any teleportation available?

A: No, there is no teleportation allowed on this server. Players must explore and navigate the world manually.

Epic Adventure Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, assistant director, chainsaw man, character designer, Director, Epic, Hiroshi Seko, Kazutaka Sugiyama, Kensuke Ushio, mappa, Masato Nakazono, Movie, music production, PV 2, Realms, Reze Arc, screenwriter, Tatsuya Yoshihara

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8559
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	543297	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	140
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. The director is like Tatsuya Yoshihara, and the screenwriter is Hiroshi Seko, like what even is that combo, it’s gonna blow your mind. And the character designer, Kazutaka Sugiyama, is a straight-up genius, like Picasso but for Minecraft skins, bro. The assistant director, Masato Nakazono, is gonna guide you through this crazy world like a Minecraft sherpa, man. And the music by Kensuke Ushio is gonna make you feel like you’re in a Minecraft rave, bro. Production by MAPPA is like the cherry on top, it’s gonna be the best Minecraft experience of your life, man. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

Minecraft SMP – /mtgag/ – Magic The Gathering Arena General

Arena, Arena Championship, Arena Direct, Bloomburrow play boxes, Cold Edition, December 16 2024, Explorer, free codes, Gathering, general, Gruul Aggro, Jegantha, Keisuke Sato, Magic, magic the gathering arena, Minecraft, MTG Arena announcements, mtgag, news and reminders, Pioneer masters, Qualifier weekend, smp, store decks, useful links, winter activity

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	913
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the cold edition is in full swing! Join us as we embark on outrageous adventures and build snow forts that rival the Great Wall of China.

In our server, Jegantha is now banned for trying to steal all the snow for himself. But don’t worry, you can still compete in the Arena Championship and win two Bloomburrow play boxes to add to your snow fort collection.

Our reigning champion, Keisuke Sato, won the last championship with his Gruul Aggro deck. Rumor has it, he built his deck using only snowballs and ice blocks he mined himself.

Pioneer Masters is out, so grab your pickaxe and start mining for those rare snow blocks to add to your collection. And don’t forget to check out the six new explorer decks available in the store until December 30th. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the legendary Snowman King deck.

So come join us in our winter wonderland of madness and mayhem. Just remember, if you see a Yeti roaming around, don’t panic. He’s just looking for a good snowball fight.

SickHubbyShowKidsLOL

children’s entertainment, Communication Issues, compromise, conflicting opinions, conflicting priorities, family activities, family dynamics, family outings, family plans, Family Values, guilt trip, holiday show, illness at home, kids show, parenting decisions, showing support, sick husband, sick spouse, SickHubbyShowKidsLOL, taking care, understanding sickness

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7330
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Are you tired of dealing with sick husbands who can’t handle a little fun while they’re under the weather? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband can’t guilt trip you for taking the kids to a show. No more accusations of being cruel and mean for enjoying a day out with your family!

Instead of dealing with fever-induced arguments, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only fever you’ll catch is the excitement of building the ultimate virtual kingdom.

Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama – because on our server, the only sickness you’ll encounter is a case of the giggles from all the fun you’ll be having!

DecadeDuo in Minecraft SMP

Commitment, Communication, compromise, DecadeDuo, Dedication, lasting love, long-term relationships, love, loyalty, marriage tips, Minecraft, Partnership, patience, perseverance, relationship advice, relationship goals, resilience, smp, successful couples, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3405
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Buildings Constructed:	34
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some crazy shenanigans, bro. Like, we got this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he thought it would bring him good luck in PvP battles. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in dolphin noises, but somehow he’s still the best builder on the server.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.

But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!

AquaCraft: Sink or Swim!

AquaCraft, aquatic civilization, aquatic living, deep sea living, marine civilization, marine life, Ocean exploration, oceanic civilization, oceanic living, SINK, swim, underwater adventure, Underwater City, underwater civilization, underwater dreams, underwater environment, underwater fantasy, underwater habitat, underwater living, underwater living concept, underwater society, underwater technology, underwater world

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9413
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7648
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	9857	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Are you tired of living on dry land like a basic blockhead? Do you dream of swimming with the squids and building your underwater palace? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your aquatic dreams!

Join us and dive into a world where you can live underwater like a mermaid on steroids. Build your underwater kingdom, ride dolphins to work, and battle the evil sea monsters that lurk in the depths.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater disco where you can dance with the guardians and party with the pufferfish. And don’t worry about drowning, because we have special enchanted helmets that let you breathe underwater like a pro.

So come on down to our server and make a splash in the most epic underwater adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your snorkel and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wet and wild!