Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 13 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 52 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
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