GazaCraft: Statue Taggers United

activism, Amsterdam, anti-war, art, Conflict, controversial, Expression, free Gaza, GazaCraft, Graffiti, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Netherlands, Political, protest, public art, social justice, solidarity, Statue, Statues, taggers, United, Vandalism

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4793
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Ores Mined:	3530
Villages Defended:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Come join our epic Minecraft server where the statues in Amsterdam are being tagged with free Gaza graffiti! Why? Because our server is so lit, even the in-game statues are getting political! Join us for a wild ride as we explore virtual worlds and fight for social justice, one block at a time. Plus, rumor has it that if you join now, you’ll unlock a secret quest to find the hidden treasure of the lost llama tribe. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen!

Dreams of Sarah 1.21

attractiveness, beauty standards, Boundaries, consent, desirability, dreams, Evaluation, fuckable, Individuality, judgment, objectification, Opinions, personal preference, physical appearance, Rate, Respect, sarah, Sarah Rukaj, self worth, sexual appeal, societal standards, Thoughts

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9923
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8128	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

OMG, forget about that, have you heard about this Minecraft server where pigs can fly and creepers wear sunglasses? It’s like a psychedelic trip into a blocky wonderland!

Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in a pixelated world. We have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts and diamond armor that makes you invincible (almost).

You’ll never get bored with our custom mini-games like “TNT Spleef” and “Zombie Disco Party.” Plus, our community is filled with hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you laughing until you cry (literally, your character will cry in-game).

So, forget about Sarah Rukaj and come join us for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

TehranUniProtestMCServer

19 year old, activism, civil disobedience, death, demonstration, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, intensify, iran, Justice, mourning, political turmoil, PROTESTS, resistance, solidarity, STUDENT, Tehran University, TehranUniProtestMCServer, Tragedy, Unrest, violence

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1580
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Magic Items Found:	1628	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT BE POPPIN’ LIKE A BUNCH OF POPCORN IN A MICROWAVE! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT SING OPERA!

ONE TIME, A PLAYER BUILT A HOUSE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS AND IT TURNED INTO A REAL-LIFE CASTLE!

ALSO, IF YOU JOIN, YOU GET A FREE PET LLAMA THAT CAN DO BACKFLIPS AND TALK IN SPANISH!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE THE ENDER DRAGON STARTS A BOY BAND AND TAKES OVER THE SERVER! #SAVEOURBLOCKS #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS

NATOvsZelenskyCraft

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, nato, NATOvsZelenskyCraft, Peacekeeping, president, russia, SECURITY, Tensions, Ukraine, War, Warning, Zelensky

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4305
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Chimeras Created:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can like, battle russia and stuff? well, u found the right place, cuz on this server, we got zelensky warning russia and nato and all that crazy stuff.

join us and be a part of the epic battle between nations, build ur base, gather ur resources, and get ready to wage war on russia with ur minecraft skills.

who needs real life drama when u can have all the excitement in the virtual world? come join us and let’s show russia who’s boss in minecraft land. u won’t regret it, trust me.

No Wrong Way Minecraft

Certainty, Clarity, Communication, Context, Conversation, cultural norms, dialogue, Etiquette, Implications, Intentions, interpersonal skills., Language, Minecraft, misunderstandings, phrases, relationships, Respect, sensitivity, social cues, Subtlety, Tone, wrong

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3441
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Mines Excavated:	1145	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, it will blow ur mind and make u question reality? well, u came to the right place, my friend. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical land where unicorns roam free and diamonds fall from the sky.

once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret portal that led them to a dimension filled with talking pigs and dancing creepers. it was wild, man.

if u join our server, u will have the chance to ride on the back of a dragon and battle against evil witches who are trying to steal all the cake in the land. but don’t worry, we got ur back.

so come on, what are u waiting for? join our server and experience the most insane, epic, and downright ridiculous adventures of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. or maybe u will, but hey, at least u’ll have a good story to tell ur friends.

The Perch

claiming system, community-driven, Custom Features, Discord, Economy, Graves, great community, hard mode, Ip:, Map, never-resetting map, perch, Perks, Player Warps, player-run shopping center, Playtime, Ranking system, Rent, sell claims, smp, Store, Vanilla

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3771
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Divine Spears Created:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Welcome to The Perch Minecraft Server!

Server Details:
Sem-Vanilla
Community-Driven
Refreshing Custom Features

Core Features:

A ranking system based on playtime with perks
Intuitive claiming system with rent and sell ability
Active economy with player-warps
Never-resetting map in Hard mode
Graves spawn at death location

For more information and to join us, visit our server, Discord, Store and Map.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed?	No, we have strict rules against griefing to maintain a safe environment.
Can I create a shop on the server?	Yes, we have a fully player-run shopping center where you can set up your shop.
Are there any special events on the server?	We regularly host events and competitions for our community to enjoy.
Can I suggest new features for the server?	Yes, we value community feedback and often implement suggestions for new features.

We hope to see you join our great community soon! <3

Hololive Card Quest 1.20.5

1.20.5, Alternative Simulator, AUTOMATED, Beginners, CARD, card list, Competition, cover, Fans, HASHTAG, hololive, manual, Official Card Game, Online Simulator, online store, Price checks, Quest, rules, Set 3 Info, Spreadsheet, trading card game, twitter, Updates, Watame

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5056
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Runes Activated:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like hololive OFFICIAL CARD GAME but in blocky form. We build and compete with fans, like, who wouldn’t wanna do that? Plus, there are rules and a card list spreadsheet, so you won’t get lost in the madness. And there’s an online simulator – automated, no less – and an alternative manual one if you’re feeling old school. Check out the Twitter hashtag for some spicy updates and hit up the JP online store for price checks. Set 3 is where it’s at, bro, don’t miss out on the fun!

CarCrashRoomieNoMore

apartment living, borrowing car, Boundaries, car accidents, car damage, Car Insurance, car maintenance, car ownership, car repair, car responsibility, car safety, CarCrashRoomieNoMore, Communication, damaged car, Dent, friendship boundaries, roommate, roommate conflicts, Scratch, shared living, trust issues

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5657
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of roommates who treat your car like a bumper car at the carnival? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own car out of blocks and never have to worry about dents or scratches again!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life car borrowing drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only scratches you’ll find are from creepers exploding near your precious vehicle.

Don’t let your roommate’s reckless driving get you down – join our server and show off your car-building skills in a safe and dent-free environment. Plus, you’ll never have to deal with the awkward conversations about who’s responsible for the damage ever again!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and leave the car borrowing drama behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun to build a virtual car than to deal with real-life car troubles caused by your roommate’s questionable driving skills.

SelfDate? Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-analysis, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-confidence, self-evaluation, Self-examination, self-identity, self-reflection journal prompts, self-reflection questions, self-reflection techniques, SelfDate, smp

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4623
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Star Shards Collected:	157	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s lit AF. So basically, we have this secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They give us quests to find rare blocks like diamond ore and emerald ore, but watch out because there’s a group of evil chickens trying to steal all our loot. And get this, there’s a secret dungeon where you can fight a boss mob called the Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Llama. It spits out llamas at you, it’s insane. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT that you can ride if you’re feeling brave. So come join us and let’s have a blast together, it’s gonna be epic! #VillagerAliens #EnderLlamaBoss #TNTrollercoaster 🚀🐔🐲

BlockyFamilyRules

#family rituals, bizarre family rules, BlockyFamilyRules, childhood memories, family culture, family customs, family dynamics, family guidelines, family habits, family norms, family quirks, family traditions, family upbringing, Family Values, odd family rules, specific family rules, strange family rules, unique family rules, weird family rules

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5599
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is that you must wear a banana costume while playing! Why, you ask? Well, our founder once had a traumatic experience with a monkey and now believes that bananas hold the key to unlocking ultimate gaming skills. Plus, who doesn’t want to see a bunch of players running around in yellow costumes trying to build the craziest structures imaginable?

Join us for epic banana battles, where you can duel other players with banana swords and defend your banana fortress from invading creepers. And don’t forget about our weekly banana eating contests, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual potassium!

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and experience the fruity fun for yourself. Who knew that wearing a banana costume could lead to such wild adventures in the world of blocks and pixels?

TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server

Censorship, controversy, current events, deletes statement, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, Minecraft, News, official position, opposition, Politics, Server, statement removal, taiwan, Taiwan independence, TaiwanCraft, united states, US State Dept

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2809
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Animals Bred:	159	Chimeras Created:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

so, liek, u know how the US State Dept was all, “yo, we don’t want Taiwan to be independent or whatevs”? well, they straight up DELETED that statement, like it never even happened! it’s cray cray, man.

come join our minecraft server, where we delete all the boring stuff and only keep the fun! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that give hugs instead of explosions, and diamonds that rain from the sky! it’s a wild ride, my dude.

plus, we got this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. but shh, don’t tell anyone. it’s top secret.

so come on over and join the party! who needs the US State Dept when you got us? let’s make minecraft great again!

CraftyNetUS: FinishTheJob!

Allies, Conflict Resolution, CraftyNetUS, Diplomacy, finish the job, FinishTheJob, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Netanyahu, nuclear deal, nuclear weapons, Politics, regional stability, sanctions, SECURITY, united states, US support, world news

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8586
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16

so, like, u know how netanyahu is all like, “we can finish the job against iran with US support”? well, on this minecraft server, u can finish the job against creepers with support from ur fellow players! join us and together we can conquer the minecraft world and build the most epic structures ever seen! plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of diamonds and enchanted gear just waiting for u to find! come on, what are u waiting for? let’s do this!

Endangered Mammal Madness

Biodiversity loss, conservation challenges, conservation efforts, Deforestation, ecosystem health, endangered, endangered mammals, Endangered species, environmental study, habitat destruction, human impact, human population, madness, mammal, MSU researchers, national parks, Protected habitats, species extinction, species survival., tropical forests, wildlife conservation, wildlife preservation, wildlife protection

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4783
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Farms Harvested:	459	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Buildings Constructed:	19
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE ENDANGERED MAMMALS ARE THRIVING AND LIVING THEIR BEST LIVES! OUR TROPICAL FORESTS ARE TEEMING WITH ALL SORTS OF WILD ANIMALS, FROM CUTE LITTLE BUNNIES TO MAJESTIC TIGERS.

WE’VE GOT SO MANY SPECIES THAT EVEN SCIENTISTS ARE SCRATCHING THEIR HEADS IN AMAZEMENT. NATIONAL PARKS? PFFT, WE DON’T NEED ‘EM. OUR SERVER IS LIKE A GIANT SAFARI PARK WHERE YOU CAN INTERACT WITH ANIMALS IN WAYS YOU NEVER THOUGHT POSSIBLE.

SO IF YOU WANT TO EXPERIENCE THE WILD SIDE OF MINECRAFT AND HELP SAVE ENDANGERED MAMMALS AT THE SAME TIME, JOIN US NOW! WHO KNOWS, YOU MIGHT EVEN MAKE FRIENDS WITH A RARE SPECIES OF MINECRAFT PANDA. 😉🐼🌴🌺🌿

Hubris SMP Recruitment Whitelisted

Admin-led events, Adventure, Bosses, Collaborative projects, custom content, Events, Hubris, Immersive, Lore, microphone, Minecraft, Proximity, Questlines, Recruitment, Roleplay, RPG, Server, skill trees, smp, storytelling, Stream Friendly, Streamer-friendly policies, Survival, Vetting server, voice chat, Whitelisted, Worldbuilding

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4884
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Welcome to Hubris SMP Season 2!

Server Details:

Modpack	A carefully curated pack with RPG elements, bosses, skill trees, and party-wide questlines.
Dedicated Server	No downtime, just pure adventure on our 24/7 server.
Focus	A mix of survival, roleplay, and collaborative gameplay.
	Community-driven lore, roleplay opportunities, and admin-led events.
Immersive Gameplay	Custom content and surprises to keep the experience fresh.

Requirements:

Microphone required	We use proximity and voice chat for a more immersive experience.
Stream-friendly	Some members stream, so be comfortable appearing in content.
Vetting Process	Join our vetting server to help us build a positive, high-quality community.

Why Join Hubris SMP?

Engaging worldbuilding with a mix of adventure, survival, and roleplay.
Collaborative projects that bring the community together.
Admin-led events to shape the story and keep things exciting.
Streamer-friendly policies for smooth interaction, both on and off-camera.

Limited Spots Available! With our player base growing, only a few spots remain. Don’t miss this chance to be part of something amazing!

Join the vetting server here!

Be part of an incredible journey—apply today!

Warrior’s Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, Bravery, Conflict, cultural norms, Decision making, Haven, historical events, life after war, Marriage, military history, Paraguayan war, personal choices, POLYGAMY, post-war life, relationships, resilience, societal expectations, South American History, Survival, Traditions, war survivor, Warriors, Wives

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2231
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Dragons Tamed:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Crops Grown:	9914
Zombie Dances:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate post-war survival challenge!

Build your own harem of virtual wives while crafting and mining your way to victory!

Who needs therapy when you can escape to a pixelated world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your wife count)?

Don’t miss out on the chance to conquer both the battlefield and the virtual dating scene – join now!

HubbyCraft: In-Law Escape

Escape, HubbyCraft, inlaw

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6941
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5219	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of feeling like the odd one out in your family because you can’t conceive a child? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the baby talk madness with your in-laws!

On our server, you can build your own virtual family without the pressure of real-life expectations. No more awkward conversations about Sara’s kids being her whole life or feeling like you’re constantly being compared to her.

Plus, with our friendly community, you’ll never feel alone in your decision to distance yourself from the baby-obsessed relatives. So come join us and let’s build a world where babies are made out of blocks, not real-life drama!