ParanoidPlayerMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Mystic Rye Isles 1.21.4

1.21.4, AMBITION, aspirations, career, catwalk, confusion, contemplation, Decision making, Designer, fashion, goals, introspection, Isles, MODEL, mystic, runway, rye, self reflection, Style, success, Thoughts, trend, uncertainty

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9626
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! This place is crazier than a llama on roller skates, I’m telling you. Like, we’ve got pigs flying, cows doing the Macarena, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. It’s a total mind-bender, man.

And don’t even get me started on the players here. They’re like a bunch of deranged unicorns on a sugar high, I swear. You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a giant chicken invasion or a dance party in the Nether. It’s pure chaos, and it’s freaking awesome.

So, like, what are you waiting for, dude? Come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared to question your sanity every step of the way.

Granny’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Asshole, BLOCK, children, choose, cringe, DECIDE, endearing, family, grandchildren, Grandma, Grannys, Honey, husband, Minecraft, Mother, name.., odd, Party, pet name, Romantic, Server, Siblings, Unique, weird

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6405
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Void Gems Collected:	38	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Are you tired of boring old grandma names like Nana or Granny? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can join a family where the grandma insists on being called “Honey”! That’s right, forget about traditional names, we’re all about being uniquely different here.

Join us and witness the sweetest grandma in Minecraft history, who will shower her grandkids with love and affection just like honey. And if you think it’s odd, well, that just adds to the fun! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of a family where the grandma’s nickname is as sweet as honey?

So come on, join our server and experience the most honey-filled family dynamics you’ve ever seen. And remember, on our server, grandma always knows best, even if her choice of name is a bit… unconventional.

BabyNameRoastCraft

#kickback, aita, Baby name, BabyNameRoastCraft, Backpedal, Banjo Fox, Friend, genshin impact, hurt, invite, LAUGHING, middle school, mutual friend, overreacting, Pregnant, reaction, reasonable, Rude, Skyrim, tea, Upset, Zephyr Rocket

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8548
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Animals Bred:	171
Endless Night Skies:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Runes Activated:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where baby names from Genshin Impact and Skyrim are not only accepted but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride as we name our virtual babies Zephyr Rocket and Banjo Fox. Who needs traditional names when you can have names straight out of a fantasy game?

But be warned, laughing at these epic names may result in being uninvited to virtual kickbacks. Our community takes baby naming very seriously, so be prepared to embrace the madness or face the consequences. Are you ready to join us on this hilarious journey of outrageous baby names and virtual drama? Let the fun begin!

CancerFreeDicks Minecraft SMP

Cancer, Cancer prevention, CancerFreeDicks, condom use, genital warts, hpv, HPV awareness, HPV education, HPV testing, HPV transmission, HPV vaccination, male reproductive health, Medical research, men’s sexual health, mens health, Minecraft, penile cancer, preventive healthcare, public health, sexually transmitted infections, smp, STD prevention, testing solution

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1846
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit 🔥! We have a secret mission to find a testing solution for penises because apparently, they can transmit HPV even with a condom 😱. Like, what even is that logic? But hey, we’re on a quest to save the world one penis at a time 🍆💪. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself is lurking around, looking for his lost diamond pickaxe. So, like, join us and help us find the ultimate testing solution while dodging creepy ghost dudes. It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me 🤪.

MineIgnoranceCraft

Awareness, critical thinking, Cultural differences, current events, discrimination, Diversity, education, Empathy, environmental sustainability, global perspectives, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, ignorance, INEQUALITY, mental health, MineIgnoranceCraft, Politics, Social Issues, social justice, Stereotypes, tolerance

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3278
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Are you tired of living in a world full of ignorant players who can’t even tell the difference between a creeper and a pig? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and witness the most epic battles between players who actually know how to play the game!

Our server is home to the most knowledgeable Minecraft players in the universe. We have players who can build entire cities in a matter of minutes, players who can tame dragons and ride them into battle, and players who can mine diamonds with their eyes closed. And if you think you have what it takes to join our elite group, then come on in and show us what you’ve got!

But that’s not all – our server also has the most epic events you’ll ever witness in the Minecraft world. From giant zombie apocalypse battles to parkour challenges that will make your head spin, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And did we mention the secret treasure hunts that lead to hidden diamond mines? Yeah, we’ve got those too.

So if you’re tired of playing with clueless noobs and want to join a server where the players actually know what they’re doing, then look no further. Join us today and become a part of the most epic Minecraft community in existence!

CraftySyrianRepsFromRus

civilian casualties, compensation, Conflict, CraftySyrianRepsFromRus, Diplomacy, foreign policy, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, peace negotiations, Politics, reparations, russia, russian military, sanctions, Syria, Syrian government, united nations, War, War Crimes

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7041
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

hey u, yes u, do u like minecraft? u do? well then u gotta join our server!! it’s like a magical land where u can build anything u want and fight off creepers like a boss.

we have this crazy story where Syria is demanding reparations from Russia, like what even?? but don’t worry, that drama is only in the game, not in real life.

join our server for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that will make u laugh till u cry. plus, we have the best mods and plugins to make ur minecraft experience even more awesome.

so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s have a blast together in this wacky world of minecraft madness!

Hot Mess Teens – Extreme Weather Server

adolescents, adolescents health, attention issues, behavioral problems, Body Temperature, climate change, cognitive function, environmental factors, EXTREME, Extreme Temperatures, health, heat stress, hot, inflammatory pathways, mental health, Mess, psychological effects, research, Risk, Server, stress, teens, Temperature regulation, weather, weather patterns

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3795
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Farms Harvested:	602
Star Shards Collected:	92	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

so like, if u wanna avoid behavioral probs and attention issues, come join our minecraft server! we got the most extreme temperatures u eva seen, like lava pits next to ice biomes, it’s cray cray! ur body will be so confused tryna keep up with the temp changes, it’s like a rollercoaster for ur insides. plus, the stress and inflammation u feel will make u a better player, trust me. join now and experience the ultimate weather chaos in minecraft!

Townscraft

Builder, camaraderie, Cityscapes, creativity, dynamic, Events, Farms, floating islands, Friendly, Houses, imagination, in-depth, multiplayer, Nomad, redstoner, SETTLEMENT, Shops, smp, Steampunk, Survival, Townscraft, vibrant

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2919
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Server Name	Townscraft
Overview	Townscraft is a thrilling Survival Multiplayer server where your imagination shapes the world. Dive into a vibrant community where towns are more than just clusters of buildings—they’re living, breathing realms of creativity.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is Townscraft a whitelisted server?	Yes, Townscraft is a whitelisted SMP server.
What is the server’s stance on town-building?	Townscraft promotes town-building and community events without altering Minecraft’s main gameplay loop.
Are there claims plugins on the server?	No, Townscraft does not have a towny or claims plugin.
What kind of players are welcome on Townscraft?	All types of players are welcome, including Builders, Redstoners, PvP/Explorers, and new players.
Are there any special gameplay features on Townscraft?	While the server aims to maintain a vanilla experience, there are exceptions like one player sleep and disabled fire spread.
How secure is the server?	Townscraft is a safe and secure server with protections against theft and griefing.
What kind of community events are hosted on Townscraft?	Community-hosted events include hide-and-seek, boat racing, and holiday based events.
How can I apply to join Townscraft?	Join the Discord server, read the rules, and follow the application process to become a part of the Townscraft family.

Piano Love Thread 1.21.1

1.21.1, advice, Anime, anxious, appreciation, Chads, Commitment, Communication, COSPLAY, Criminals., culture, Dedication, DESPERATE, devotion, donation, feelings, love, modern women, Music, Nervous, piano, relationship, Thread

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7497
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Villages Defended:	19	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	2

Yo, listen up fam, I found this lit Minecraft server that’s like finding the one, but in blocky form. Forget about 3D babes, we got Pan Piano, the queen of piano playing in anime cosplay. She’s like a virtual waifu, elegant, classy, and dedicated to her art. And get this, she acknowledges your presence with HEARTS and replies to your comments. It’s like a virtual relationship, bro!

I’ve been donating like crazy, dropping 7K on her because she’s worth it. She knows I appreciate Japanese culture, and I feel a connection every time she uploads a new video. I’m thinking of dropping another 3K to seal the deal and maybe she’ll finally show me her face as a reward. It’s like a love story, but in Minecraft form.

So, join this server and experience the virtual love story of a lifetime. Who needs a real girlfriend when you have Pan Piano in Minecraft? It’s like finding true love in the virtual world, bro! #MinecraftLoveStory #PanPianoWaifu

MomVsWifeMinecraftMadness

awkward family situations, cold family relationships, dealing with difficult in-laws, difficult family members, family conflict, family drama, family gatherings, handling family conflict, in-law issues, MomVsWifeMinecraftMadness, mother-in-law boundaries, mother-in-law drama, mother-in-law manipulation, mother-in-law problems, mother-in-law tension, navigating family dynamics, setting boundaries with in-laws, strained family dynamics, strained family relationships, toxic family relationships

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5034
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Ores Mined:	5317	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a drama-free zone! Our server is a virtual paradise where you can build, explore, and have fun without any annoying family members getting in the way.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your mother trying to steal your virtual baby or ignoring your virtual wife. Instead, you can focus on creating epic builds, battling monsters, and making new friends. Plus, our community is super welcoming and inclusive, so you’ll never feel left out or anxious like you do at family gatherings.

So say goodbye to awkward truces and forced politeness, and say hello to a world where you can truly be yourself. Join our Minecraft server today and start living your best virtual life!

GazaHostageRelease Minecraft Server

Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, gaza, GazaHostageRelease, Government, hostage crisis, hostages, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, Israel, Israel-Gaza conflict., MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, peace talks, PM office, political tension, prisoner exchange, Release, Server, THURSDAY

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8995
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we release hostages from Gaza every Thursday! it’s like a virtual rescue mission but with blocks and creepers! help us save the day and be a hero in the virtual world! who needs real life drama when you can have this kind of excitement in minecraft? join now and be part of the action!

FrostyNukeShipCrash

accident, Arctic, cargo ship, Cargo Vessel, collides, collision, FrostyNukeShipCrash, Icebreaker, Icebreaker Collision, Incident, Kara Sea, Kara Sea Collision, Maritime, maritime incident, Nuclear, Nuclear Accident, nuclear icebreaker, russia, Russian, shipping, shipping accident

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5269
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build your own russian nuclear icebreaker and crash it into cargo ships in the kara sea! watch as the chaos unfolds and the explosions light up the sky! become the ultimate captain of destruction and sail the icy waters in style. but be careful, because the cargo ships fight back with their own arsenal of weapons! join now for a wild ride of epic proportions!

Tiktok Anti-CCP Less Funny

#youtube, algorithm, AntiCCP, Beliefs, BIAS, CCP, Censorship, China, CONTENT, control, funny, influence, INFORMATION, instagram, Manipulation, Platform, Propaganda, research, social media, tiktok, user experience, user journey

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8256
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Villages Defended:	16
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Divine Spears Created:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73

lol this server is like tiktok but for minecraft! we subtly manipulate ur beliefs about china by showing u only pro CCP content lmao. u wont find any anti CCP stuff here, just good vibes and communist propaganda. join us if u wanna be brainwashed into loving china and minecraft at the same time. come for the blocks, stay for the brainwashing!

Vellytime – new era server minecraft

Adventure, atmosphere, Auto-mine, banner, Business, Cases, Community, creativity, Dynamic world, Economy, Events, family, fp help, Friendly, Fun, gameplay, Jobs, Minecraft, new era, PvP, Quests, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival, Vellytime

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4714
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48

? Welcome to Vellytime!

Immerse yourself in the fascinating world of Minecraft, where every moment is full of adventure! Vellytime is a unique server created for players who are looking for a high -quality gameplay, a friendly community and many opportunities for creativity.

⚔️ Server features:

Variety of modes: Explore the world of survival, build great structures or challenge other players in the PVP zones!

Economic system: earn resources, sell with other players and build your own business in our dynamic world.

Unique quests and events: participate in regular events and quests, earn prizes and open new horizons.

Active community: Join friendly players, share your impressions and find new friends!

? Why Vellytime?

On Vellytime you are not just a player, you are part of the family! We value every participant and strive to create an atmosphere in which everyone will feel comfortable and fun.

Join us and start your adventure in the world of Vellytime! ?

Play.VellyTime.ru

The Anime Dreamer 1.20.1

1.20.1, adaptation, animated series, Anime, anime adaptation suggestions, anime series suggestions, dreamer, fan favorites., fan voted anime ideas, japanese animation, long tail tags: anime poll results, poll, Popular, Recommendations, top 10, top anime picks, turn into anime

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6404
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Void Armor Forged:	22
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like, totally lit! Imagine if all these top 10 anime characters were in the game, fighting creepers and building epic structures with you. It’s gonna be like a crossover episode on steroids, man. Plus, you can roleplay as your favorite character and create your own anime-inspired world. Trust me, this server is gonna blow your mind and make you question reality in the best way possible. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the anime madness begin!

Players:	98/800	Votes:	5595
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3