CraftyControl Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and love triangles are just part of the game! Join us for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of our player who confessed his love to his childhood crush, only to be left heartbroken when she started dating someone else.

But that’s not all – we have golf trips, phone confiscations, and angry confrontations waiting for you! Who knew Minecraft could be so intense? And hey, if you’re a literal bastard like our player, don’t worry – we welcome all kinds here, even those with mysterious parentage.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find such a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy adventures? Come on in and see what surprises await you in our wacky world of Minecraft!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Farms Harvested:	323
Animals Bred:	177	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

The Unity Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and become part of The Unity, the ultimate master race of players who will dominate the wasteland! Our goal is to unite all players under one banner and move forward to our destiny of Minecraft greatness.

But beware, there are factions within The Unity who will stop at nothing to tear us apart. Will you rise to the challenge and prove yourself as a true member of The Unity? Or will you be left behind in the dust of the wasteland?

Join now and experience epic battles, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans with our community of dedicated players. The fate of The Unity is in your hands… are you ready to embrace your destiny?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	155	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Don Quijote Japan Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you a journey more wild and wacky than a trip to Don Quijote, Japan! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas.

2. Our community events include epic llama races, where participants ride on the backs of flying pigs while dodging flaming arrows shot by skeleton archers. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

3. We have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers who only explode in sync with the beat. It’s like a rave, but with more TNT.

4. Our server currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather rare and elusive blocks of cheese. Because who wouldn’t want to be rich in cheese?

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the world more bonkers than a Don Quijote shopping spree!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9795
Runes Activated:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

RoomieCraftGF Drama

Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, coping mechanism, Delusion, denial, discomfort, Drama, Emotional support, friendship, Gaslighting, imaginary girlfriend, living situation, Loneliness, mental health, personal space, reality check, Respect, RoomieCraftGF, roommate, roommate conflict, Social Interaction

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the craziness of real life and immerse yourself in a world where imaginary girlfriends are not only accepted, but encouraged!

Join us and meet players like John, who will introduce you to his lovely girlfriend Emily, who may or may not actually exist. Experience the thrill of setting a spot for Emily at dinner, talking to her as if she’s real, and even giving them alone time for their romantic Minecraft dates.

But beware, things may get a little tense if you start questioning the reality of Emily’s existence. Will you play along like a good roommate, or will you put your foot down and risk making things uncomfortable for poor Emily? The choice is yours on our server, where the boundaries between reality and imagination are blurred in the most hilarious way possible. Join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Potions Brewed:	183
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Emeralds Found:	2067

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

NoobCraftersUnited

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Have you ever tried to milk a creeper? Yeah, not a pretty sight. But fear not, because on our server, we have the most skilled creeper milkers in the land! Join us for a chance to witness this rare and hilarious spectacle, and maybe even try your hand at it yourself (at your own risk, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships. That’s right, we have chickens riding on pigs, wielding swords, and battling it out in epic jousting matches. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just about building and surviving, but also about ridiculous and unforgettable experiences, then look no further. Join us today and become a part of our wacky and wonderful community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Superior Ethnostate Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a superior white homogenous ethnostate! Because everyone knows that the key to a successful empire is cultural exchange…just look at all those ancient empires around the Mediterranean, they were practically swimming in diversity!

Join us and avoid getting dicked around by re-tart hillbillies. We offer a safe haven for all ostriches and sand-heads looking to escape the chaos of the outside world. Plus, our server is located on a giant body of water for easy transport and trade…because who needs roads when you have boats?

So come on over and join the fun, because nothing says “successful empire” like a bunch of Minecraft players building a white ethnostate together. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly outrageous!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Enchantments Applied:	68	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Dust Settlers Minecraft SMP – Beryl Bros Win

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild herd of llamas appears and starts a dance party. Or how about the time we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato just because?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken overlords who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathery tyranny?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft community out there. Let’s show those Berylbros who’s boss!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Mines Excavated:	2493

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PT Jerk-Off Jokes: AITA Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your boyfriend’s PT jokes? Look no further! Join our server for a truly jaw-dropping experience that will leave you questioning your morals and respect for your partner of 4 years.

Our server is so crazy, even your PT friend might join in on the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret PT jerk-off club in one of our virtual worlds.

But don’t worry, we promise it’s all just a joke! Just like your boyfriend’s excuses for his inappropriate behavior. So come join us and see why getting into arguments over PT jokes is just the beginning of the insanity on our server.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

RegretCraft SMP: Oopsies!

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Are you tired of regretting not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP of all time? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your regrets!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, diamond-stealing shenanigans, and epic battles with the Ender Dragon (who may or may not have a secret crush on one of our admins).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to regret, because on our server, the only thing you’ll regret is not joining sooner!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

WeirdWebCrafts

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Have you ever stumbled upon a Minecraft server where pigs ride on top of flying llamas while shooting lasers out of their eyes? No? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

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Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Modes > Survival

Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Enchantments Applied:	251
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CraftyCraze – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cozy as a warm hug from a creeper? Look no further than our Comfy Forest and Tall Trees edition! Join us for discussions on modded Minecraft, share your projects, get feedback on your builds, and more!

In other news, all legacy/java/Mojang accounts have been brutally murdered. But fear not, you can still play the game without a Microsoft account using our top-secret links!

Need mods? We got ’em! Want optimization mods? We got those too! Got shafted by M$ and can’t authenticate your server? We have a solution for that too!

Join us for a wild ride through the forest of mods, inspiration, and general shenanigans. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon one of our secret servers like PFAA or Reikapack. It’s a jungle out there, but we promise it’s worth it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Mines Excavated:	3517

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Why Wasnt He In Space Marine 2? – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have a secret underground base where we hold epic PvP battles every Friday night, and the winner gets a diamond block shaped like a llama! Plus, our admin once fought off a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod – true story! So why wasn’t he in Space Marine 2? Because he’s too busy running the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

OuchCraft SMP: Painful Moments

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the worst pain you’ve ever felt is not from falling into lava or getting blown up by a creeper, but from laughing so hard at the ridiculous shenanigans that go down on our server.

From epic pranks that will leave you questioning your sanity to intense PvP battles that will have you on the edge of your seat, this server is not for the faint of heart. But hey, who needs a boring old survival experience when you can have a wild ride filled with chaos and laughter?

So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	433	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MainCharTVWars

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Are you tired of boring old TV shows where the main character is just meh? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can become the ultimate TV show main character! Imagine battling dragons, building epic castles, and saving the world all while looking fabulous in your pixelated armor. Join us and show the world who the real star is – YOU! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Become the hero of your own story on our Minecraft server today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	New Chunks Explored:	357053

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

StripCraft: Prove You’re a Girl!

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so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just tryna catch a flight to go mine some diamonds in another dimension, and then BAM, airport security is like “yo, you gotta strip to prove you’re a girl”. like, what even is that?! but don’t worry, cuz on our server, you won’t have to strip for anything! just come chill with us and build some epic castles and stuff. plus, we have a rule that says if anyone asks you to strip, they get banned FOREVER. so come join us and leave the airport drama behind!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!