Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can be anything you want, even a goatfucking emanprodite from a third world country like Khelif! Join us and show off your skills in PvP, building, and redstone contraptions.

We have an Olympic event where you can compete against natural women and show them who’s boss. Pretend to be weak at first, then BAM, dominate the competition and become a LGBT celebrity in the Minecraft world. The liberal medias will praise you for beating up natural women, something that would normally get you arrested!

After winning the gold medal, you can retire and live as a worshipped celebrity in the West. So come join us and experience the insanity of our Minecraft SMP, where anything is possible!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 4
Infernal Machines Built: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 43 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22
Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
Meteorites Collected: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY