🤣🤣🤣 Yo, listen up, fam! This Minecraft SMP is so lit, even Japan stopped dumping for a day just to check it out! That’s right, the whole country was like, “Hold up, we gotta get in on this bullrun, buy buy buy!” 🚀🚀🚀

Join us on this wild ride where the creepers are our financial advisors, the zombies are our hype men, and the skeletons are our bodyguards (because let’s face it, they got mad aim). 💰💰💰

We’ve got insane stories like the time a player built a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon, or when someone accidentally turned their entire base into a giant cake and had to fend off hungry mobs for days! 🍰🎢

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a Nether portal on fire, then come join us and let’s make some diamond dreams come true! 💎💎💎

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 103/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 7205
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
Divine Scrolls Written: 18 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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