So, like, this server is like, totally the best place to be if you wanna like, not think too hard, ya know? Like, this new study says thinking can hurt, so why even bother, right? Just come join our server and like, chill out, man.

We got all the craziest stuff you can imagine, like flying pigs and rainbow unicorns that poop out diamonds. And like, if you’re into building stuff, we got this one time where a player built a giant toilet that shot out fireworks every time you flushed it. It was epic, dude.

Plus, our community is like, the coolest ever. We have this one guy who only speaks in emojis and another guy who dresses up as a potato every Friday. It’s wild, man.

So yeah, if you wanna escape the pain of thinking and just have a good time, come join our server. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 104/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found: 6978 Ores Mined: 6585
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 17
Void Gems Collected: 28 Zombie Dances: 1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Love Letters Sent: 2
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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