Updated November 8, 2024
Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8907 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8907 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Join us and experience the thrill of riding kangaroos into battle, mining for diamonds with your pet koala, and building upside-down houses just for fun. Our community is filled with hilarious Aussies who will keep you entertained with their outrageous antics and quirky slang.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we host epic Vegemite eating contests and throw shrimp on the barbie parties. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a drop bear lurking in the trees waiting to pounce on unsuspecting players.
So why are Australians such chuds? Because we know how to have a bloody good time on this insane Minecraft server! Join us now and let the shenanigans begin!
Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
We have a secret underground base where we host weekly llama dance parties and a sky island where the sheep can fly (yes, you read that right, FLY!). Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet slime that will follow you around and leave a trail of glitter wherever it goes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (just don’t ask for unlimited diamonds, we’ve tried that already).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).
Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Magical Moments Shared: | 26 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
Void Armor Forged: | 30 | Star Shards Collected: | 93 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Welcome to our SwipeRun server, which we have put up for monitoring specifically for the development of our project in the future! In order to access our server you need to enter a special ip: 5.188.118.142:30058
Our server has a bunch of different interesting features and features such as: auto-mine, donation cases, pvp arena, parkour with prizes, sawmill, portal to the Ender world and much more! Our server is built on the craftbukkit core! Entry: 1.16.5!!! Good luck to you, dear friend, on our cozy SwipeRun server!!! It will only get more interesting and better!
Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
But that’s not all, our server also has a secret underground pillow fort where players can battle it out in epic pillow wars. The winner gets a crown made out of feathers and bragging rights for being the ultimate pillow warrior.
Join us now and experience the thrill of trying to kill someone with a pillow, only to realize it’s impossible. It’s a whole new level of Minecraft fun that you won’t find anywhere else!
Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
But that’s not all – we also have weight gain and loss mechanics that will have you questioning your in-game diet choices. Eat too many virtual burgers and watch as your character balloons up like a balloon animal at a birthday party. Or, if you prefer a more svelte look, simply stick to a diet of virtual kale and watch the pounds melt away.
So come join us on our server and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious mechanics in all of Minecraft. Who needs realistic gameplay when you can have a beard that puts Gandalf to shame and a weight fluctuation that would make Oprah proud? Join us now and let the madness begin!
Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Join our NA guild GLOBOFOMO on Moon Guard and our EU guild Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn. Our community is so epic, it’s like a party that never ends! And if you need a break from all the action, just hop on over to our WoWg community for some laughs and good times.
Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Click the link and join us now! Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you on our server. Last time, we had players battling dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. What will you do on our server? The possibilities are endless!
Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 44 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Join us if you want to battle against a horde of zombie chickens led by a deranged cow named Sir Mooington. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe that shoots lasers?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who have formed a secret society dedicated to pranking unsuspecting players. You never know when a chicken might explode right in your face or when a group of pigs will start breakdancing in the town square.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of mining along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8699 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness you can handle!
Join us for the chance to battle it out with 6 Guard Thorns and 6 Guard Irene in epic showdowns that will leave you on the edge of your seat. And don’t forget about the 5* Sniper Toddifons, who is known for his insane sniping skills that will blow your mind.
But wait, there’s more! How about facing off against the legendary 6* Supporter Civilight Eterna and the new Amiya Alt in a battle for the ages? Trust us, you won’t want to miss this.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have the one and only 6* Caster Lappland The Decadenza, who is as wild and unpredictable as they come. Plus, who wouldn’t want to log in and claim their very own Sussurro Skin?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of madness and mayhem!
Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.