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OMG – Omega Strikers Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, the Large Woman carries the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you questioning reality.

Embark on a journey through Byte Breakers – ODY’s new game prototype playset, where you can battle it out with final Omega Strikers updates and show off your skills in ranked matches. Check your rank and stats to see how you stack up against the competition, and participate in the /omg/ Cup tournament for a chance to win epic prizes.

But that’s not all! We have a mega dump of emotes, models, and more to customize your gameplay experience, along with the latest balance patch to keep things fresh. Join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you coming back for more. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the madness begin!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Buildings Constructed:	18
Players Killed by Monsters:	5449	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

The Anonymous 927109379 Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the mobs are as crazy as the players.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of exploding sheep comes charging at you! Or maybe you’re building a cozy little house when a gang of mischievous villagers start pranking you with invisible blocks.

But that’s not all – our server has a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ and the creepers are the bouncers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament where players ride chickens into battle for the title of Chicken Champion.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on this server, anything can happen!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Beta Male Dislike Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a low t beta male who can’t appreciate the art of twerking? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, twerking is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory! Join us and unleash your inner ooga booga mating call as you twerk your way to victory. Who knew that shaking your booty could lead to such epic Minecraft adventures? Don’t be a beta, join us now and twerk like there’s no tomorrow!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Autumn Vibes City Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of living in a city that’s stuck in eternal autumn? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where every season is summer, because who needs pumpkin spice when you can have palm trees and beach parties all year round?

Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof and a golden carrot. Rumor has it that he once defeated an army of creepers using nothing but his oinking charm and a diamond sword.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the elusive Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with poultry in ways that will leave you clucking with laughter. Join us and witness the magic of chickens laying golden eggs and performing synchronized dances.

So why wait? Leave your autumn woes behind and join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with sunshine, laughter, and a whole lot of pixelated fun!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

What is the IP for CouRage Gaming Minecraft Server?

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CouRage Gaming is a popular gaming channel on YouTube and Twitch run by content creator Jack “CouRage” Dunlop. Known for his energetic and entertaining personality, CouRage has amassed a large following by playing a variety of popular video games such as Fortnite, Call of Duty, and Minecraft. With a focus on creating engaging and humorous content, CouRage Gaming has become a go-to destination for gaming enthusiasts looking for quality entertainment.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Shojo Null Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the æsthetic is cooler than a polar bear’s toenails! We’ve got a plot so wild, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And don’t even get me started on our outrageous character designs – we’ve got players rocking diamond armor that looks like it was designed by Picasso himself.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re into gore, you’ll feel right at home here. We’ve got blood, guts, and severed limbs galore. And get this – our players actually have hair vents. That’s right, their hair vents actually work. It’s a game-changer, trust me.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about the heartwarming friendship between a human and a murderous cyborg. It’s like a buddy cop movie, but with more explosions and less talking. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Kronii Spacebar Fauna Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft SMPs where everyone just builds the same old stuff and plays by the rules? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes!

Picture this: Kronii stumbling upon Fauna in a massive group collab setting. The chaos that ensues is like nothing you’ve ever seen before. Fauna tries to build a cute little farm, but Kronii keeps pranking her by planting TNT under her crops. Fauna retaliates by unleashing a horde of angry chickens on Kronii’s base. It’s a battle of epic proportions that will have you laughing until you cry.

But that’s not all! Our server is full of crazy events and challenges that will keep you on your toes. From building competitions where the theme is “build a house using only pink wool and obsidian” to treasure hunts where the prize is a diamond block encased in a maze of lava, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen – because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	49	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Colonial Conquest Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old history lessons? Well, join our Minecraft server and find out the real reason why Spanish and Portuguese colonies weren’t as successful as English colonies – because they didn’t have access to our magical diamond mines! That’s right, we’ve got diamonds for days, and our players are living like royalty while the Spanish and Portuguese are stuck digging for coal. So come join us and see what treasures await you in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Where We At Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is a try-hard and there’s no room for shenanigans? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all you cool cats and kittens over 40!

Join us for some epic gameplay where we build, mine, and craft while sipping on some potions of hilarity. Need a break from all the block-breaking? No worries, we’ve got a designated chill zone where you can medicate with some virtual herbs and spices.

And if you’re feeling a bit rebellious, why not join our secret underground faction known as the Dropouts? We’re all about causing chaos and confusion, so be prepared to drop everything halfway through a build or a battle just for the lols.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us today and let’s make some unforgettable memories together in this wild and wacky Minecraft world!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Amelia Watson & Dooby Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we worship the one and only Amelia Watson and her trusty sidekick, Dooby the dorky dog! Join us as we embark on epic adventures filled with mystery, laughter, and lots of derpiness.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Amelia once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken. And Dooby? Well, Dooby once built a mansion out of bones and rotten flesh just to impress a group of zombie pigmen.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and wacky as our favorite duo, then look no further! Join us for a fun-filled experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Amelia and Dooby await your arrival, so come on in and let the derpiness begin!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Elon’s Daughter Is Leaving The USA Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to ride into battle on the back of a flying pig?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling journey through the Nether, where you’ll encounter zombie pigmen riding on giant spiders and ghasts playing volleyball with magma cubes.

So come join us on our wacky and unpredictable Minecraft SMP, where every day is a new adventure and the only limit is your imagination! Trust us, you’ll be asking yourself, “was it worth it?” – and the answer will always be a resounding YES!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Scrolls Combat Server – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring combat and dull landscapes in other games? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with explosive battles, vibrant colors, and epic adventures! Say goodbye to walking aimlessly in empty worlds and caves – on our server, you’ll be dodging fireballs from dragons, exploring rainbow-colored forests, and uncovering hidden treasures in every corner. Don’t waste your time on lackluster games like Elder Scrolls – come join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

/Minecraft SMP/ – FGO Alter Ego

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. They became the richest player on the server and ruled with an iron fist (literally, they had a diamond sword). But then, a group of mischievous players banded together and pranked them by filling their house with chickens. It was clucking chaos, but oh so hilarious!

If you want to be a part of the madness, join our server now! We have custom plugins, crazy events, and a community that will make you feel right at home. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the laughter begin!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Crafty McFunny Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server will have you laughing your blocky butt off! Join us and experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft like never before.

Picture this: you take one pill on our server and suddenly you start behaving like a chicken! Take another pill and you’ll be speaking in pig Latin! Need more pills to fix it? Well, get ready for complete brain rot! But hey, who needs a functioning brain when you can have this much fun?

Join us on our server and we’ll make you fit for election…or at least fit for a straight jacket! The craziness never ends on our server, so come on in and let’s get weird together! Just be sure to watch out for those sharp turns, things can get a little dicey around here. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	27

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

The Linty Python Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why? Because why not!

2. Our main currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather…potatoes! Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are worth more than gold in our world.

3. Every full moon, our server transforms into a giant disco party with creepers busting out some sick dance moves. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

4. We have a special event called “Chicken Jousting” where players ride on chickens and battle it out with carrots as their weapons. It’s both ridiculous and strangely exhilarating.

5. The server owner once accidentally turned themselves into a block of cheese and had to navigate through a maze of hungry mice to find the antidote. True story.

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and potatoes, then come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP! Just be prepared for the unexpected at every turn.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1