Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people actually follow the rules? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like a wild west town, but with creepers instead of bandits.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being on the run from a gang of evil chickens who have formed a secret society to take over the server. Don’t worry, we also have a team of heroic pigs who are dedicated to protecting players from any harm (unless you forget to feed them, then all bets are off).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular cow patties. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Cow will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 100/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found: 7 Dimension Hops: 11
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 24

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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