DumbestMC SMP: Stupid Quotes

Absurd, asinine, brainless, Clueless, Daft, dim-witted, DumbestMC, dumbfounded, Foolish, funny, IDIOTIC, ignorant, imbecilic, laughable, moronic, Nonsensical, preposterous, quotes, Ridiculous, SENSELESS, smp, stupid, Unintelligent

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7073
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7053	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people actually follow the rules? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like a wild west town, but with creepers instead of bandits.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being on the run from a gang of evil chickens who have formed a secret society to take over the server. Don’t worry, we also have a team of heroic pigs who are dedicated to protecting players from any harm (unless you forget to feed them, then all bets are off).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular cow patties. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Cow will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

SvSurvival

Active, Community, Create, Discord, Empty, Friendly, generation, Ip:, java, Join, Minecraft, Popularity, Semi Vanilla, Server, Small, SvSurvival, Teams, Terralith, Tiny, Vanilla, weekends, Word Of Mouth

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8118
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5514
Dragons Tamed:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Ores Mined:	5281	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

SvSurvival Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.4, Java
Server Type	Vanilla Minecraft with Terralith generation
Community Size	Small
Teams	Few teams available for joining or creating your own
Community Description	Tiny friendly community aiming to grow through word of mouth
Server Activity	More active on weekends
IP	svsurvival.feathermc.gg
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is this a modded server?	No, it is a vanilla server with Terralith generation.
How can I join a team?	You can either join an existing team or create your own team on the server.
When is the server most active?	The server is more active during weekends.
Is the community friendly?	Yes, we have a tiny friendly community on the server.
Can I invite friends to join?	Yes, feel free to spread the popularity of the server by word of mouth.

Crafted Realm 1.21

armor, color, Correction, crafted, editing, English language, error, extra u, grammar, Language, language learning, misspelling, mistake, proofreading, Realm, spelling error, typo, vocabulary, Word, Writing

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5174
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this wacky Minecraft server, bruh! We got all the crazy stuff you could ever imagine, like armuor and coluor! Yeah, you heard me right, we like to keep things extra British around here, just to mess with your head, haha!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a trippy acid trip, man. You’ll be questioning reality and your own existence while building epic structures and battling mobs. It’s like Inception meets Minecraft, bro!

So come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let the madness begin! You won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

HangryHub Minecraft Server

Accommodation, Argument, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Crohn’s disease, DISRESPECTFUL, HangryHub, IBD, Marriage, marriage problems, meat eater, Minecraft, money earner, new year’s eve, omnivore diet, regret, relationship, Server, stay at home wife, ungrateful husband, Vegetarian, vegetarian meals

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5994
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any ungrateful meat-eating husbands like the one in this story!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy builds. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can focus on building your dream world without any annoying spouses demanding meat dishes.

Explore our vast virtual world and let your creativity run wild. Who needs a disrespectful husband when you can join a community of fellow gamers who share your love for Minecraft?

So come on, leave the drama behind and join our server for a fun and drama-free gaming experience. Who knows, you might even find a virtual spouse who appreciates your vegetarian cooking skills!

CraftyBFs – AITA? Ozempic

advice, aita, Apology, Boyfriend, Communication, CraftyBFs, diet, Exercise, FITNESS, health, Lifestyle, long-term solution, medication, obesity, Offense, overweight, ozempic, reddit, relationship, Support, weight loss

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4217
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Potions Brewed:	34

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have more drama than a reality TV show!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through crazy relationship drama like never before. Witness epic battles between players over who should try ozempic first, and who should hit the gym instead. Will you choose sides or start your own drama-filled storyline?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where apologizing and expressing support is just the beginning. Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this wild Minecraft adventure!

SlovakCraft: Gas Wars Edition

aid, diplomatic dispute, eastern europe, economic consequences, Edition, energy supply, european union, foreign policy, gas, gas crisis, gas transit, halt, humanitarian assistance, international relations, Limit, political tension, prime minister, sanctions, SlovakCraft, Slovakia, threat, ukrainians, Wars

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8083
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Buildings Constructed:	27	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	22

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz if u dont, the slovak pm will come for u and limit ur aid like wut even is that?? gas transit halt? more like gas transit HALT ME FROM LAUGHING AT THIS CRAZY SERVER! join now before u get threatened by a pm who probably plays minecraft too cuz who doesnt?? come build with us and avoid the aid limits, unless u wanna risk it and see what happens when u mess with the slovak pm in minecraft land. u have been warned!

Second Bed & Breakfast

Accommodation, Bed.., Breakfast, charming, comfortable, Cozy, FANTASY, guest, Hobbit, home, Hospitality, host, lodging, middle earth, quaint, Retreat, second breakfast, shire, Small, Tolkien, Welcoming

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7013
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Void Armor Forged:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

come join this cray cray minecraft server where hobbits give u a bed AND a second breakfast! like, who even does that?! u can build ur own hobbit hole and chill with ur tiny homies while eating all the breakfast u want. plus, there’s a secret underground tunnel that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. but shh, it’s a secret! so come on over and let’s get this party started, hobbit style!

MythicCraft: Demon Map Quest

artistic features, Demon, demonic map, Devils, dragons, Elves, folklore, folklore origins, folklore research, folklore sources, folklore stories, German folklorists, giants, GIS tools, house spirits, Map, map creation, mythical creatures, mythiccraft, Polish folklorists, Quest, Renaissance maps, supernatural beings, symbolic features, Werewolves

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6517
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mines Excavated:	2248
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Potions Brewed:	70

Yo, so like, this server is like straight up wild, man. We got researchers who done created a map that’s straight outta some demonic folklore shiz. They mixed up all them Renaissance map vibes with some fancy GIS tools to find where all them stories ’bout werewolves, devils, dragons, house spirits, giants, and elves come from. It’s like a freakin’ treasure hunt for spooky legends, bro!

Join this server if you wanna uncover the secrets of ancient myths and legends, or if you just wanna chill with some wicked creatures in a virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a portal to a realm full of mythical beasts and magical beings. It’s gonna be lit, fam. So come on and join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

Nostalgic server Minecraft server

1.7.10, Friends, Fun, minecraft server, Nostalgic server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5347
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Emeralds Found:	2166
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Nostalgic server on 1.7.10 Call your friends to make it more fun!

MineStaryi.aternos.me:47910

The Monarchy

BETRAYAL, cobwebs, Conflicts, Custom Recipes, diamond armor, discord server, exp bottles, fire crown, friendly community, kings crown, luck crown, Minecraft, Mob Heads, Monarchy, netherite crowns, Server, smp, strength crown, Teams, totem of undying, Tridents, uncraftable items, water crown

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3079
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Zombie Dances:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Votes:	1731	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93

Minecraft Server Overview

Normal private Minecraft server with custom recipes to obtain uncraftable items and unique netherite crowns.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I obtain uncraftable items?	There are custom recipes in place to obtain items like cobwebs, tridents, mob heads, totem of undying, exp bottles, and more.
What are the unique netherite crowns?	There are four unique netherite crowns – Luck Crown, Strength Crown, Fire Crown, Water Crown, and the powerful Kings Crown with various positive effects.
Can I form teams to acquire crowns?	Yes, players can create teams to try and obtain the crowns, but there is a chance of betrayal due to their power.
How should I approach gameplay?	Players can choose to be peaceful, engage in wars, or remain neutral to capitalize on conflicts within the server.
How can I join the server?	Apply on the Discord server and follow all listed rules. Contact ‘domy0160’ on Discord to join.

Cosmic Nexus 1.20

Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Cosmic, Crimzon Ruze, Entertainment, Gaming, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Graduated members, hololive, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Live Stream, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Music, Nexus, Octavio, Regis Altare, songs playlist, virtual youtuber

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2024
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Emeralds Found:	4823	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Love Letters Sent:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a psychedelic trip through a rainbow dimension filled with flying llamas and dancing creepers. It’s like if Willy Wonka designed a Minecraft world on acid, man. Plus, the admins are like mystical wizards who grant wishes and turn diamonds into cheeseburgers. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server, unless you’re allergic to epicness and fun, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join now and let your inner unicorn shine!

SisTripCancelled Minecraft Server

AITAH, canceling trip, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family distance, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, family misunderstandings, family obligations., family priorities, family responsibilities, family sacrifices, Family Support, Family Values, hanging up, Minecraft, Server, sibling relationships, SisTripCancelled

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6444
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more family-friendly than your own dysfunctional family? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive comments from your siblings or guilt trips for missing family gatherings.

Join us for a server full of fun, laughter, and no judgment for canceling plans due to a stomach virus. Our virtual nieces and nephews are always happy to see you, even if you’re feeling under the weather.

And don’t worry about purchasing your own plane tickets here – we’ll cover all your virtual travel expenses. So come join us and leave the family drama behind! Who needs real siblings when you have a whole Minecraft community to hang out with?

CraftyCookmasDrama

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4515
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Animals Bred:	170
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Void Armor Forged:	29
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Dragons Tamed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a toddler on a sugar rush? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with authoritarian MILs, Peking duck drama, and gaslighting galore!

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through the insanity of planning elaborate dinners, dealing with incorrect ingredients, and getting yelled at for innocent chuckles. And who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a heated family argument over cooking mishaps!

So if you’re ready to experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions and questionable cooking choices, join our server now! Just remember, the show must go on, even if it means facing the wrath of a hangry MIL. Let the chaos begin!

BankHoursSuckButMineCraftsFun

accessibility, Availability, BankHoursSuckButMineCraftsFun, Banking, banking hours, Banks, business hours, convenience, customer convenience, customer service, extended hours, financial services, long hours, opening hours

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1424
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Holy Grails Found:	2
Star Shards Collected:	75	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Are you tired of banks thinking they can control your schedule? Well, our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the ultimate freedom of banking whenever you want, wherever you want. Need to deposit some diamonds at 3 am? No problem! Want to withdraw some emeralds while fighting off creepers? We got you covered! Say goodbye to boring old bank hours and hello to the wildest banking experience of your life. Join now and start living your financial dreams in the virtual world!

YeolCraft: Presidential Arrest!

Accountability, arrest, Asia, charges, Corruption, criminal, Democracy, En route, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, leadership, Police, Politics, PRESIDENTIAL, scandal, seoul, South Korean president, YeolCraft, Yoon Suk Yeol

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1195
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

omg u guys u gotta join this server its so lit u might even get arrested by the police like the south korean president Yoon Suk Yeol!!! imagine the chaos and drama u can cause in this server, it’s like a real-life soap opera but in minecraft form. come join us and see if u can outsmart the authorities and become the ultimate minecraft criminal mastermind. hurry before the police catch u and take u away like they did to president Yoon Suk Yeol, it’s gonna be a wild ride full of twists and turns. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and see if u can survive the madness!!! 🚓🚨🔥

Empire of Blocks

Alternate Reality, ancient civilizations, blocks, cultural transformation, cyberpunk future, dystopian society, Empire, empire-building, FANTASY, futuristic past, historical fiction, History, Medieval Era, parallel universe, roman empire, science fiction, societal change, speculative fiction, Technology, time period, time travel, Worldbuilding

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6201
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Crops Grown:	3573
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

imagine a minecraft server where the medieval era is like a cyberpunk future for the roman empire. u can ride dragons with laser eyes and battle against robot knights with chainsaw swords. the castles are made of rainbow blocks and the villagers wear neon spandex. join us if u want to experience the most epic crossover in minecraft history. plus, our admin is a talking llama who can grant u three wishes. come join the madness, u won’t regret it!