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New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my 2-year-old helping me bake? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the brownies have caramel sauce and cookies mixed in. And don’t worry, we have signs to let you know which dishes were made with toddler assistance.

Join us and experience the drama of co-workers who complain about kid-friendly treats and HR complaints over 15-30 minutes of toddler time. But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where you can call out your co-workers for not eating your dish and watch the chaos unfold.

So if you’re ready for a server that’s as chaotic as a potluck with a disgruntled co-worker, join us now! Just be prepared to be called an asshole for bringing delicious treats made with love and a sprinkle of toddler help.

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