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Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 106/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Dragons Tamed: 0
Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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