Are you tired of dealing with entitled models who can’t handle the truth? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! We promise not to scream at you for telling it like it is. Plus, our virtual photography skills are so good, we can make even the blockiest of characters look like supermodels. No need to apologize for being brutally honest here – just build, mine, and have a good time without any fat-shaming drama. Join now and leave the real world behind!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 104/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings: 6 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
Reality Warps Survived: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
Undead Armies Raised: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Wife’s 50, I’m 30 Minecraft Server

    Wife’s 50, I’m 30 Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the age doesn’t matter and neither do the rules!

    Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own harem of blocky babes, just like this player’s wife promised to do for him! Who needs diamonds when you have a lineup of potential replacements ready to go?

    Explore our server and see if you can find your own sugar mommy or daddy who’s willing to let you explore your wildest fantasies. The possibilities are endless, just like the drama that unfolds when you mix love, lust, and Minecraft together.

    So come on in and see if you can find your next Minecraft soulmate, or at least someone who’s down for a little blocky fun on the side. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a love triangle that’s more twisted than a creeper explosion!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 6

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Neon Green Minecraft SMP

    Neon Green Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the grass is greener than your grandma’s lawn! Seriously, we have no idea why your neo is so green, but we do know that joining our server will make your Minecraft experience 10 times more colorful and chaotic.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Enderman who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard an Enderman tell knock-knock jokes.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then look no further. Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Runes Activated: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Alien Abductions: 4 Enchantments Applied: 127
    Buildings Constructed: 45 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PupCraftPlaydate

    PupCraftPlaydate
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dogs are always welcome! We understand the importance of furry companions, which is why we encourage all players to bring their beloved pets along for the adventure.

    Join us and experience a world where golden retrievers like Charlie roam freely, spreading love and joy to all who encounter them. Watch as your doggo makes friends with other players’ pets, forming alliances and embarking on epic quests together.

    Don’t let anyone tell you that your dog can’t come along for the ride. After all, who wouldn’t want a loyal companion by their side as they conquer dungeons and build magnificent structures?

    So come on over to our server and let your doggo join in on the fun. Who knows, maybe Charlie will become a legendary hero in the world of Minecraft, known far and wide for his good behavior and irresistible charm. Join now and let the adventure begin!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 36 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Forgetful Pixel Playgrounds

    Forgetful Pixel Playgrounds
    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, rainbows shooting out of creepers’ butts. it’s, like, totally crazy, man.

    like, last week, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a pack of angry llamas. it was, like, so intense, you could feel the feathers flying everywhere. and then, like, out of nowhere, a herd of dancing pigs joined in and started breakdancing. it was, like, the best thing ever, dude.

    and, like, if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party every saturday night. it’s, like, the hottest spot in all of minecraft. we got glowsticks, we got funky music, we got villagers doing the worm. it’s, like, totally lit, bro.

    so, like, if you wanna have the time of your life and, like, never forget a single moment, you gotta join this server, man. it’s, like, the ultimate minecraft experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 11
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Buildings Constructed: 17 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Mines Excavated: 1649 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8331 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftHaven | Paused

    CraftHaven | Paused

    Welcome to CraftHaven!

    We are a server that just started and we are looking for players to support us! We are a family-friendly server which welcomes everyone! We love hearing out suggestions and feedback as we want to always improve so don’t be afraid to reach out! 🙂

    Currently we only offer one game mode: Modified – As the name suggests, it’s a vanilla server but “modified”: Custom Enchants, Residence Claims, Diamond Block Economy, Player Shops, etc.

    Come check it out for yourself! I’d love to hear your opinions!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Emeralds Found: 5777
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Star Shards Collected: 116
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • ❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

    ❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

    Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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    Modes > Survival

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    Server advantages:

    1. No lags

    2. Friendly admins

    3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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    Survival:

    ➤ Football (/football)

    Hockey (/warp hokkey)

    ➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

    ➤ Weapons (/guns)

    ➤ Transport (/vehicles)

    ➤ Pets (/pets)

    ➤ Feelings (/feelings)

    ➤ Duels (/duel)

    ➤ Sex (/sex)

    ➤ Clans (/clan)

    ➤ Weddings (/marry)

    ➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

    ➤ Friends (/friends)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Dance (/dance)

    ➤ Spit (/spit)

    ➤ Private (/region)

    ➤ Tops (/tops)

    ➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

    ➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

    ➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

    ➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

    ➤ Report-System (/report)

    In-game console (/console)

    Parkour (/warp parkour)

    Spleef (/warp spleef)

    ➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

    ➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

    ➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

    ➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

    ➤ Economy (Currency)

    ➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

    ➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

    ➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

    ➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

    ➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

    ➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

    ➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

    ➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

    ➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 40
    Demon Skulls Collected: 27 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 20
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Comic Sans Minecraft Server

    Comic Sans Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can become the god-emperor of the chosen ones! Just like in those crazy anime shows, you’ll go from zero to hero in just 11 chapters. And forget about power creeps ruining the fun, here they only make things more epic! So come join us and experience the wildest fantasy world you’ve ever seen, where anything is possible and insanity reigns supreme. Who needs Naruto when you can be the ultimate boss in our Minecraft universe?

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Demon Skulls Collected: 41
    Gods Slained: 0 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Ranma 1/2 Minecraft SMP Madness

    Ranma 1/2 Minecraft SMP Madness
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Akane Tendō’s hammer swings? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you cry.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special feature that allows you to wield Akane’s hammer in-game! That’s right, you can smash your way through blocks and enemies just like your favorite anime character. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you start shouting “Ranma, you idiot!” every time you swing it.

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy characters who are always up to no good. From Kodachi causing chaos with her gymnastics skills to Happōsai stealing everyone’s diamonds, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter. And who knows, maybe you’ll even run into Ranma himself and challenge him to a duel!

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world. See you there, and remember – don’t let the fanfics get you down!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 36 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 131021 Star Shards Collected: 243

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RedFlagUncrushed – Minecraft SMP

    RedFlagUncrushed – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and hilarity!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but chicken nuggets and rubber ducks. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where the winner gets a pet llama that can breakdance?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Wars,” where players team up to prank each other with exploding sheep and flying pigs. And if you ever need a break from all the madness, you can relax in our virtual hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe).

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who needs a crush when you can have this much fun in the virtual world?

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 145 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • JavaJittersCraft

    JavaJittersCraft
    Are you tired of drinking boring old coffee and not having any fun? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special coffee shop where you can drink coffee made from rare and exotic beans found only in the virtual world! But be careful, one sip of this coffee and you’ll be bouncing off the walls with energy to mine and build all day long!

    Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken as it flies through the sky, dropping diamonds and gold wherever it goes. Who needs a pickaxe when you have a flying chicken to do all the work for you?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers and zombies let loose and show off their best dance moves. You won’t want to miss out on the chance to boogie down with the undead!

    So what’s stopping you from drinking coffee right now? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world of craziness and fun!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Villages Defended: 9 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • TverTNTBoomCraft

    TverTNTBoomCraft
    join our epic minecraft server, where we build bases tougher than a russian arms depot! our creations can withstand nuclear explosions, just like that depot in tver oblast! but watch out for ukrainian drones, they might come and wreck your base if you’re not careful! so come join us and show off your building skills in the ultimate test of survival! who needs russia when you have our minecraft server?!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Rune Stones Activated: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • The Silly Adult Playground – Do Whatever You Want, No Rules, Just Chaos and Laughs!

    The Silly Adult Playground – Do Whatever You Want, No Rules, Just Chaos and Laughs!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Features Old school MCMMO
    Discord Join our Discord
    IP play.murkpvp.com

    Worlds

    Normal Minecraft World Classic survival gameplay
    RPG World Explore quests, custom classes, and dungeons

    Plugins & Features

    • Lands Plugin: Territory claiming, alliances, and power struggles
    • RPG Features: Custom classes, quests, dungeons, and loot chests
    • Fun Mechanics: Cannons and TNT underwater

    Staff Opportunities

    If you enjoy being a staff member, we are looking for individuals to join our team and contribute to the server.

    FAQ

    How can I join the server?

    You can join the server by using the IP address play.murkpvp.com

    What version of Minecraft is the server running on?

    The server runs on the latest stable version of Minecraft.

    Is it free to join and play on the server?

    Yes, it is completely free to join and play on the server.

    How can I become a staff member?

    If you are interested in becoming a staff member, please reach out to the server owner on Discord for more information.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 384
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 31
    New Chunks Explored: 285196 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Divine Scrolls Written: 15 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Vtuber’s Epic Minecraft Server

    Vtuber’s Epic Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to mine for hours just to find a measly diamond? Well, look no further because our server is the virtual paradise you’ve been dreaming of! Join us on our server where we have an abundance of diamonds, gold, emeralds, and even netherite just waiting for you to claim.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of friendly creepers who are just looking for some new friends to play with. They’ll even help you mine for resources and protect you from any pesky skeletons or zombies that try to ruin your day.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a magical unicorn stable where you can ride on rainbow-colored unicorns and explore the vast lands of our server in style. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 769892 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Secret Guilds Joined: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Blocky Bedtime Tales: Minecraft SMP – Share your most scandalous stories

    Blocky Bedtime Tales: Minecraft SMP – Share your most scandalous stories
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really reads those anyway?). Join us for a wild ride filled with sex stories that will make your virtual blocky world blush!

    Need a break from building? Share your best and most perverted stories with us. From good times to bad times, degenerate escapades to cuckhold adventures, and even tales of virtual prostitution – we want to hear it all!

    So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community that embraces the wild and wacky side of Minecraft like we do? Plus, who doesn’t love a little scandal and drama to spice up their gaming experience?

    Come on in and let your imagination run wild (just maybe keep it PG-13 for the kiddos). Join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other, where the only thing more outrageous than our stories is the creativity of our players.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 18 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Zombie Dances: 8 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • HangryCraft

    HangryCraft
    Are you tired of having the same argument with your significant other about what to eat after work? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of indecisive dinner choices!

    On our server, you can build a virtual restaurant where you never have to worry about someone getting mad at you for not being hungry at 11:30 pm. You can create a menu with endless options and never have to hear the words “I don’t care, you choose” again!

    Plus, our community is full of players who understand the struggle of food-related arguments and will support you in your quest for a drama-free dining experience. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to mealtime meltdowns!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 43 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5638 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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