ParentalControlGoneWrong | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2170
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

🤣🤣🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride of step-parents, step-siblings, and step-grandparents who just can’t seem to get along.

🤪 Our server is perfect for those who love chaos and drama, just like the OP’s family dynamic. Build your own virtual family and see if you can navigate the treacherous waters of step-relationships without causing a virtual meltdown.

😜 And if you’re feeling extra spicy, name your Minecraft babies after your favorite family members to really stir the pot. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have a virtual war zone of emotions and entitlement?

🤣 So come join us on this rollercoaster of a server where you can be as rude, entitled, and ungrateful as you want – just like the OP in this crazy AITA post. Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the insanity of our Minecraft family drama server!

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3443
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6517
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	392
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Endless Night Skies:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1325
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	2099
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	202
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Crops Grown:	8954
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8612
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Animals Bred:	83	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2880	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4768
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	25	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4247
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2242
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Villages Defended:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2950
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	89	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Potions Brewed:	75
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5612
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1819
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3136
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3103
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Runes Activated:	5

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.

SonicCraft – Speedy Adventures 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventures, dc comics, IDW, pixel world, Sonic booru, Sonic Christmas, Sonic collaboration, Sonic Comic, Sonic cytube, sonic game, Sonic General, sonic mod, Sonic News, Sonic OC, Sonic Pastebin, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic Trailer, soniccraft, Speedy

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7364
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Holy Grails Found:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Potions Brewed:	142
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Ores Mined:	7970	Animals Bred:	70
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	454

Hey, you! Yeah, you! Do you love Sonic the Hedgehog? Do you wanna chat about all things Sonic with fellow fans? Join our Minecraft server for some epic Sonic discussions! We’ve got everything from Sonic Racing teasers to DC Comics collaborations. Plus, we’ve got a booru for all your Sonic OC needs! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s go fast together!