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Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 4370 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
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