Warped Minds SMP: Where Vanilla is as Semi as your Ex’s Vanilla Ice Cream

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🍄 Welcome to Warped SMP 🍄

About Us
Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. Over the past four years, we’ve built an amazing and dedicated group of players. We have a very friendly and welcoming environment and are always looking for new members, and we would love to have you join us!

Links
▶ 📜 Discord Invite
▶ 📷 Instagram Account (Screenshot gallery)

Vanilla Experience
We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and seek like-minded players. Our server runs on Fabric, using only quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid using game-changing addons that would break or go beyond vanilla mechanics, such as teleportation or MCMMO. Any modifications to the server are thoroughly discussed and voted on by the community beforehand.

Community
We embrace all playstyles and have a diverse player base. Many players form groups and lasting friendships beyond the server. We deeply encourage community collaboration through frequent group projects, minigames, server-wide events, and more.

Respect
Our community is built on trust and respect, allowing us to have laid back rules and keep drama to a minimum and we ask the same of you.

How To Join

We have a strong, dedicated, and trustworthy community that sets a high standard for new players and applications. We expect you to take your time on your application. If your application doesn’t meet our standards, we will give you a chance to redo it.

Join our discord HERE and apply!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Comic Sans Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Boss, Character development, chosen ones, Comic, comics, FANTASY, fantasy world, God Emperor, hate, incel media, interesting premise, Manga, mc, Minecraft, Naruto, power creeps, ruins, sans, Server, Supernatural, webcomic

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can become the god-emperor of the chosen ones! Just like in those crazy anime shows, you’ll go from zero to hero in just 11 chapters. And forget about power creeps ruining the fun, here they only make things more epic! So come join us and experience the wildest fantasy world you’ve ever seen, where anything is possible and insanity reigns supreme. Who needs Naruto when you can be the ultimate boss in our Minecraft universe?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Crops Grown:	1504
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Ranma 1/2 Minecraft SMP Madness

Akane hate, Akane Tendo, Anime, Big Trouble in Nekonron China, Blunt object, Bokken, FANFICS, Fanon, Fists, hammer, Happosai, Into the Darkness, Kodachi, madness, Manga, Minecraft, Ranma, Ranma 1/2, Ranma Saotome, Ryōga’s Miracle Cure, Samurai weaponry, shinai, smp, Soun Tendo, Team Ranma vs. The Legendary Phoenix

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Akane Tendō’s hammer swings? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you cry.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special feature that allows you to wield Akane’s hammer in-game! That’s right, you can smash your way through blocks and enemies just like your favorite anime character. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you start shouting “Ranma, you idiot!” every time you swing it.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy characters who are always up to no good. From Kodachi causing chaos with her gymnastics skills to Happōsai stealing everyone’s diamonds, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter. And who knows, maybe you’ll even run into Ranma himself and challenge him to a duel!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world. See you there, and remember – don’t let the fanfics get you down!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

RedFlagUncrushed – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but chicken nuggets and rubber ducks. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where the winner gets a pet llama that can breakdance?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Wars,” where players team up to prank each other with exploding sheep and flying pigs. And if you ever need a break from all the madness, you can relax in our virtual hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who needs a crush when you can have this much fun in the virtual world?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8156	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Divine Spears Created:	25
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

JavaJittersCraft

addiction, Alternatives, Caffeine, coffee, decaf, Decision making, ENERGY, Habit, health, Herbal, JavaJittersCraft, Lifestyle, mindfulness, morning routine, productivity, Relaxation, restraint, self-control, tea, temptation, Water

Are you tired of drinking boring old coffee and not having any fun? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special coffee shop where you can drink coffee made from rare and exotic beans found only in the virtual world! But be careful, one sip of this coffee and you’ll be bouncing off the walls with energy to mine and build all day long!

Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken as it flies through the sky, dropping diamonds and gold wherever it goes. Who needs a pickaxe when you have a flying chicken to do all the work for you?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers and zombies let loose and show off their best dance moves. You won’t want to miss out on the chance to boogie down with the undead!

So what’s stopping you from drinking coffee right now? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world of craziness and fun!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4926
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

TverTNTBoomCraft

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join our epic minecraft server, where we build bases tougher than a russian arms depot! our creations can withstand nuclear explosions, just like that depot in tver oblast! but watch out for ukrainian drones, they might come and wreck your base if you’re not careful! so come join us and show off your building skills in the ultimate test of survival! who needs russia when you have our minecraft server?!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

The Silly Adult Playground – Do Whatever You Want, No Rules, Just Chaos and Laughs!

Adult, Alliance, Chaos, Classes, classic, Community, custom classes, Discord, Dungeons, Friends, laughs, longtime, Minecraft, MONEY, Mythic Dungeons, ONLINE, Playground, power, PvP, Quests, RPG, RPG Features, rules, silly, Survival, Territories, VOICE

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features	Old school MCMMO
Discord	Join our Discord
IP	play.murkpvp.com

Worlds

Normal Minecraft World	Classic survival gameplay
RPG World	Explore quests, custom classes, and dungeons

Plugins & Features

Lands Plugin: Territory claiming, alliances, and power struggles
RPG Features: Custom classes, quests, dungeons, and loot chests
Fun Mechanics: Cannons and TNT underwater

Staff Opportunities

If you enjoy being a staff member, we are looking for individuals to join our team and contribute to the server.

FAQ

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the IP address play.murkpvp.com

What version of Minecraft is the server running on?

The server runs on the latest stable version of Minecraft.

Is it free to join and play on the server?

Yes, it is completely free to join and play on the server.

How can I become a staff member?

If you are interested in becoming a staff member, please reach out to the server owner on Discord for more information.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Vtuber’s Epic Minecraft Server

digital content, Digital Media, Epic, forbidden fruit, gfe, internet culture, Minecraft, Online Community, online entertainment, online interaction, online presence, Server, Successful, Technology, virtual companionship, virtual connections, virtual experience, virtual influencers, virtual personalities, virtual reality, virtual relationships, virtual world, Vtubers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to mine for hours just to find a measly diamond? Well, look no further because our server is the virtual paradise you’ve been dreaming of! Join us on our server where we have an abundance of diamonds, gold, emeralds, and even netherite just waiting for you to claim.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of friendly creepers who are just looking for some new friends to play with. They’ll even help you mine for resources and protect you from any pesky skeletons or zombies that try to ruin your day.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a magical unicorn stable where you can ride on rainbow-colored unicorns and explore the vast lands of our server in style. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Blocky Bedtime Tales: Minecraft SMP – Share your most scandalous stories

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really reads those anyway?). Join us for a wild ride filled with sex stories that will make your virtual blocky world blush!

Need a break from building? Share your best and most perverted stories with us. From good times to bad times, degenerate escapades to cuckhold adventures, and even tales of virtual prostitution – we want to hear it all!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community that embraces the wild and wacky side of Minecraft like we do? Plus, who doesn’t love a little scandal and drama to spice up their gaming experience?

Come on in and let your imagination run wild (just maybe keep it PG-13 for the kiddos). Join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other, where the only thing more outrageous than our stories is the creativity of our players.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3105
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

HangryCraft

aita, bedtime, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, couple dynamics, Decision making, emotional reactions, food choices, Frustration, HangryCraft, Hunger, late night eating, mealtime, misunderstandings, not eating, petty argument, relationship

Are you tired of having the same argument with your significant other about what to eat after work? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of indecisive dinner choices!

On our server, you can build a virtual restaurant where you never have to worry about someone getting mad at you for not being hungry at 11:30 pm. You can create a menu with endless options and never have to hear the words “I don’t care, you choose” again!

Plus, our community is full of players who understand the struggle of food-related arguments and will support you in your quest for a drama-free dining experience. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to mealtime meltdowns!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CloudVanilla.net

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Technic, Tekkit, Vanilla

◆ CloudVanilla.net [1.17+] is the best server for both Survival and PvP.

The server is online 24/7 and has features to make your life easier, such as better Piglin trades, custom Ghast drops and player-run economy using Netherite Ingots.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Abyss SMP: Where vanilla is the flavor of choice (except for the occasional sprinkles of chaos)

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Minecraft Server Overview

Looking for a laid-back community to play Minecraft? Our SMP server is almost fully vanilla with a few mods for lag reduction and quality of life improvements. Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining our Discord server!

Rules

Rule	Description
No Bullying	Treat all players with respect and kindness.
Respect Boundaries	Respect other players’ wishes.
No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission	Stealing, griefing, or PvP without consent is prohibited.
No Nether Roof Travel	Travel only underneath the nether roof.

Modlist

Type	Mod	Description
Server Side	Sodium	Lag reduction
Server Side	Lithium	Lag reduction
Server Side	Ledger	Grief protection
Server Side	Leaves Us In Peace	Faster leaf decay
Server and Client Side	Simple Voice Chat	Optional proximity chat
Server and Client Side	Universal Graves	Makes graves instead of dropping items

Fill out our entry form

Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Read the rules, fill out the entry form, and join the Discord server.
Can I grief or steal from other players?	No, griefing and stealing are strictly prohibited.
Are there any restrictions on traveling in the Nether?	Players are advised to travel only underneath the Nether roof.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

The Unity Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and become part of The Unity, the ultimate master race of players who will dominate the wasteland! Our goal is to unite all players under one banner and move forward to our destiny of Minecraft greatness.

But beware, there are factions within The Unity who will stop at nothing to tear us apart. Will you rise to the challenge and prove yourself as a true member of The Unity? Or will you be left behind in the dust of the wasteland?

Join now and experience epic battles, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans with our community of dedicated players. The fate of The Unity is in your hands… are you ready to embrace your destiny?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	40	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Don Quijote Japan Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you a journey more wild and wacky than a trip to Don Quijote, Japan! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas.

2. Our community events include epic llama races, where participants ride on the backs of flying pigs while dodging flaming arrows shot by skeleton archers. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

3. We have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers who only explode in sync with the beat. It’s like a rave, but with more TNT.

4. Our server currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather rare and elusive blocks of cheese. Because who wouldn’t want to be rich in cheese?

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the world more bonkers than a Don Quijote shopping spree!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

RoomieCraftGF Drama

Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, coping mechanism, Delusion, denial, discomfort, Drama, Emotional support, friendship, Gaslighting, imaginary girlfriend, living situation, Loneliness, mental health, personal space, reality check, Respect, RoomieCraftGF, roommate, roommate conflict, Social Interaction

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the craziness of real life and immerse yourself in a world where imaginary girlfriends are not only accepted, but encouraged!

Join us and meet players like John, who will introduce you to his lovely girlfriend Emily, who may or may not actually exist. Experience the thrill of setting a spot for Emily at dinner, talking to her as if she’s real, and even giving them alone time for their romantic Minecraft dates.

But beware, things may get a little tense if you start questioning the reality of Emily’s existence. Will you play along like a good roommate, or will you put your foot down and risk making things uncomfortable for poor Emily? The choice is yours on our server, where the boundaries between reality and imagination are blurred in the most hilarious way possible. Join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7893
Runes Activated:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Towns Built:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

NoobCraftersUnited

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Have you ever tried to milk a creeper? Yeah, not a pretty sight. But fear not, because on our server, we have the most skilled creeper milkers in the land! Join us for a chance to witness this rare and hilarious spectacle, and maybe even try your hand at it yourself (at your own risk, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships. That’s right, we have chickens riding on pigs, wielding swords, and battling it out in epic jousting matches. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just about building and surviving, but also about ridiculous and unforgettable experiences, then look no further. Join us today and become a part of our wacky and wonderful community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	680499	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Enchantments Applied:	231
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Potions Brewed:	40	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.