Let’s play hide and seek with OUR plugin!
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 32 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to the rarest and most sought-after block in all of Minecraft – the elusive Diamond-Encrusted Bacon Block! Legend has it that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a Creeper who just wants to be friends. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether!
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Join us for our Patch 7.1 update where we introduce new features like flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and exploding creepers that shoot out confetti!
But wait, there’s more! We have Moogle Treasure Trove events where you can hunt for rare treasures and Fall Guys competitions where you can race against other players in wacky obstacle courses.
And don’t miss out on our upcoming meetups and events like the Roleplaying Meetup at The Dairyu Moon Gates or the Tokusatsu Watch Party featuring GARO Red Requiem and Kamen Rider Zero-One.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 10 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Once upon a time, a player joined Throte Breakfast and found themselves in a world where pigs rode on top of creepers, chickens wore diamond armor, and zombies did the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. The mobs in our world have some serious dance moves.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Mountain, where the bacon grows on trees and the rivers flow with maple syrup. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the magical Pancake Palace, where the pancakes are always fluffy and the syrup is bottomless.
So come join us at Throte Breakfast, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this crazy world?
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Join our insane Minecraft server where bipolar episodes are not only welcomed, but encouraged! Build your virtual world while navigating the ups and downs of your own mental state. Connect with other players who understand the struggle of wanting a friend but also hating people with a fiery passion.
Who needs therapy when you can unleash your inner rage in a virtual world? Join us and let out all your pent-up aggression in a safe and pixelated environment. Plus, where else can you find a community that embraces your contradictions and chaotic energy?
So come on, join our server and let’s create a world where mental breakdowns are just another part of the game. Who knew therapy could be this fun?
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 8 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3444 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground laboratory where players are conducting experiments to create mutant chickens that lay golden eggs. And that’s just the beginning of the wacky adventures you’ll have on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of players who have built a fully functional roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a secret society of players who have discovered a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying carpets.
So if you’re ready to experience the ultimate in Minecraft madness, come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown by the true genius of our players. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 105 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our owl wife is not just any ordinary owl. She’s a master builder who can create the most jaw-dropping structures with just a flap of her wings. Plus, she’s a total fashionista with a wardrobe that would make even the most stylish Enderman jealous.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken jousting match, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden nuggets.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of owl romance. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep – they tend to get a little too excited around TNT.
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 10 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
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? The world, once filled with hope, has become dark. A biological threat called “BIOHAOS” has flooded cities and villages, causing mass panic and paralyzing all living things. People died in agony, and those who could fled from the megacities, where agony reigned all around. ❗️
? At this moment it becomes clear that in a new world where trust is crumbling, it is humanity that becomes the key to survival. Outside the spawn, darkness reigned, complete chaos.❗️
? Now you are in the world of ʙɪᴏʜᴀᴏs☣️, where people are forced to live underground, trying to protect their bases and resources from constant threats. Each shelter is guarded, and its supplies are protected by privates?. But life in underground tunnels is full of challenges, and the chances of survival are rapidly decreasing. ❗️
? Meteorites containing precious resources periodically fall from the sky. These celestial stones attract the attention of everyone from hermits to clans seeking to capture them to ensure their existence. Be prepared: the struggle for these resources is intensifying every day?️, and only those who can survive will have a chance to live in this cruel and uncertain world.?️
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| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn some sick moves while you’re at it.
And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the Nether where you’ll find a group of zombie pigmen who have formed a boy band. They may be undead, but they sure know how to drop a sick beat.
So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 42398 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your blocky friends. And if that’s not enough, we also have a giant roller coaster that will send you flying through the air at breakneck speeds.
But wait, there’s more! We have a petting zoo filled with creepers, zombies, and skeletons that you can tame and ride around like your own personal army of undead pets. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even challenge the server owner to a duel in the arena of doom.
So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising?
And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we’ve got a group of rogue chickens who have learned how to wield swords and are terrorizing the countryside. It’s up to you to defeat them and restore peace to the land.
So come join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness and chaos. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world!
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 50 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Our latest patch notes are more confusing than trying to explain the plot of Season 13 “Spellbinder” to your grandma. But don’t worry, we’ve got comics, short stories, and music to distract you from the chaos.
In our upcoming season, we’re reworking maps like Havana, Circuit Royale, and Numbani, because who needs consistency anyway? And get ready for new tank characters and Venture skins that will make you question your fashion sense.
So come join our Minecraft SMP for a rollercoaster of events and updates that will leave you scratching your head and wondering why you ever logged on in the first place. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 20 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
