HermesCraft – Where Luxury Disappears!

$13 billion, affluent, Claims, disappearing wealth, DISAPPEARS, extravagant lifestyle, family drama, financial loss, fortune, Heir, hermes, HermesCraft, high-end fashion, Inheritance, inheritance dispute, luxury, luxury brand, missing money, Riches, scandal, VANISHED, Wealthy

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2081
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mines Excavated:	1827	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, u kno this guy who was, like, super rich cuz his family owned, like, a bajillion dollars worth of fancy bags and stuff? well, guess what, now he’s all like “where da heck did all my money go?!”. like, he’s legit saying his whole $13 billion fortune just like disappeared into thin air or something.

anyways, so now he’s all like “i need to make some quick cash” and he’s decided to open up a minecraft server to try and get some of that sweet sweet moolah back. but get this, he’s not just offering some boring old survival mode or creative mode or whatever. nope, this guy is offering some CRAZY stuff on his server.

like, apparently, if u join his server, u get to ride on a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of ur eyes. and if u find the secret hidden treasure, u get a lifetime supply of diamond blocks. oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons?

so yeah, if u wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server, then come on down and see if u can help this poor rich dude find his lost fortune. who knows, maybe u’ll become a billionaire too!

CastiaMC

Auctions, Black Market, CastiaMC, Community, effects, Enchantments, Enhancements, Events, GEMSTONES, Guidelines, In Game Rankup, Jobs, Kingdom, Monsters, power, Relics, rules, Runestones, Seasonal Events, smp, Towny, Traits

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8367
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	156	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Night Skies:	4
Crops Grown:	5503	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

CastiaMC

IP	rdt.castiamc.com
Website	https://castiamc.com
Server Version	1.21.4

General Information:

CastiaMC is a server where survival gets a serious upgrade. Here, you can build your own town, rise to power with your very own kingdom, and enjoy a chill, friendly community while you’re at it. Our goal? To create a fun, relaxed space where players can thrive. Here’s a sneak peek of what we have to offer:

Towny: Build your own town and protect your creations from griefers. Want more power? Expand and create your very own kingdom!
Jobs / Skills: No admin shops here! Earn money by picking one of our unique skills and completing tasks. From mining to farming, your skills pay the bills!
Relics: Monsters drop randomly generated items called Relics. These special treasures come with custom textures and enchantments stronger than vanilla limits.
Runestones: Power up your gear with Runestones! These magical enhancements boost traits, add special effects, and upgrade enchantments.
Resource Pack: We have added over 500 custom items with custom textures to the server. Custom hats, furniture and tools, we have it all!
Gemstones
Auctions
In-Game /rankup
Black Market
Seasonal Events
And much much more…

Community:

At CastiaMC, the community comes first. We’re all about keeping things fun and welcoming with simple rules (check them out on our website). While we love a good laugh, we make sure it’s a safe and positive space for everyone.

With frequent events—big and small—you’ll always have something exciting to look forward to. Meet great people, share laughs, and be part of a community that feels like family.

Our Rules and guidelines can be found at: https://castiamc.com/rules/

What are you waiting for? Join today!

Mystic Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, A Thousand Blazing Suns, character builds, Character Trailer, Citlali, Daily check-in rewards, Dimensional Detective Chronicles, Gaze of the Stars, genshin impact, Hoyofair Web Event, Incandescent Ode of Resurrection, Isles, Maps, Mavuika, mystic, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Simulators, Stand With Mavuika, Starcaller’s Watch, Sunset Animated Short, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Version 5.3 Trailer, Vow of Blazing Blood

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	257
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Star Shards Collected:	57
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new dimension of craziness! We got characters with names like Mavuika and Citlali, they’re like the superheroes of the blocky world. And get this, there’s a web event called “Stand With Mavuika,” like, why wouldn’t you want to stand with a blocky hero? Plus, we got banners with weapons like A Thousand Blazing Suns and Starcaller’s Watch, I mean, who wouldn’t want to wield those bad boys in battle? And don’t even get me started on the daily check-in rewards, it’s like Christmas every day! So come on, join us and let’s unleash the chaos in this Minecraft server like never before!

MomApologyMC Server

aita, apologies, Apology, Boundaries, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Decision making, emotional boundaries, family, family dynamics, Grandparents, Kids, MomApologyMC, parenting, parents, relationships, Respect, Server, setting boundaries

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3442
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Falling into the Void:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects boundaries? Look no further! Our server is like a fortress of boundaries, keeping out unwanted hugs and unsolicited kisses like a pro. Join us and experience the thrill of setting limits and sticking to them, just like our players stick to their diamond armor.

Our server is so boundary-focused, even the creepers know to keep their distance. And if anyone tries to cross the line, our mods will swoop in like superheroes to protect your personal space.

So come join us on this epic adventure of setting boundaries and sticking to them, just like this family did with their overbearing mom. Who needs a sword when you have clear communication skills and a strong sense of self? Let’s build a world where boundaries are respected and drama is left at the door. See you in the game!

FiancéFailsMC

Accommodation, child friendly, Commitment, Communication, Community, FAITH, family, Feedback, Fiance, FiancéFailsMC, future husband, godfather, Marriage, motherly, moving too fast, new year’s eve, questioning commitment, relationship, Religion, Upset, young love

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7350
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in family values and commitment… just like OP’s fiancé, or so we thought! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and unexpected twists, just like the time OP tried to win over her fiancé’s heart by hosting the ultimate New Year’s Eve party for his friend’s son.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the shocking moment when OP’s fiancé accuses her of trying to “buy a child’s affections” and not paying enough attention to him on their first New Year’s together. Will OP be able to navigate through this relationship rollercoaster or will she be left questioning her fiancé’s commitment just like you’ll be questioning your sanity after joining our server?

So why join our Minecraft server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such juicy drama and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end? Plus, we have virtual snacks and drinks to keep you fueled up for all the drama-filled adventures ahead. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let the chaos begin!

Ugh, Creeper!

ANNOYING, annoying expressions, annoying habits, annoying people, annoying phrases, annoying tendencies, bothersome, bothersome language, common sayings, creeper, frustrating, grating, irksome, IRRITATING, irritating behaviors, irritating sayings, overused phrases, Pet Peeves, phrases, Repetitive, Ugh, vexing

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	699
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

Tired of hearing “git gud” every time you lose a PvP battle? Join our epic Minecraft server where the only phrase you’ll hear is “OMG, how did you do that?!” Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. So come join us and show off your mad skills – who knows, you might even impress Herobrine himself!

ShadowFleetSabotageCraft

Baltic cable cut, Baltic Sea, cyber attack, damaged cable, Dec. 25, Espionage, european union, Finish agency, Finnish authorities, international relations, investigation, maritime security, NATO intervention, Russia shadow fleet, Russian involvement, sabotage, Sanna Sonninen, security breach, ShadowFleetSabotageCraft, submarine cables, tanker search

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9974
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Buildings Constructed:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	489	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have tanks and cables and shadow fleets oh my! we have crazy adventures like searching for tankers and cutting cables in the baltic sea. sanna sonninen is our director and she’s always on the lookout for russian shadow fleets trying to sabotage our server. join us on dec. 25 for some epic cable cutting action and see if you can uncover the truth behind the tanker mystery. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on board and join the madness!

survival! Minecraft server

Active, Adventure, building, Community, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Free donation, Friendly, minecraft server, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Survival, survival mode

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5094
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	New Chunks Explored:	950355
Secret Passages Found:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

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Eden SMP

community arcade, Community Builds, Community Farm, community project, derogatory language, dragon fight, Eden, end dimension, Game Nights, glitches, Griefing, hacked clients, multiplayer, personal farm, shopping district, smp, Spawn area, spawn town, stealing, Survival, trolling, Vanilla, world terrain, x-ray resource packs

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3617
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	60	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Towns Built:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	7646
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Animals Bred:	104
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Welcome to Eden SMP!

We are a survival multiplayer server focused on the vanilla experience. Our beautiful meadows-themed spawn area serves a neutral ground for all players to interact and collaborate!

Our Rules:

Do not engage in any form of griefing, stealing, or trolling

Do not use any hacked clients or x-ray resource packs

Do not exploit any glitches

Do not use any derogatory language

Respect other players

Respect world terrain (no dirt houses or permanent 1×1 pillars)

Do not enter the end dimension until the server-wide dragon fight

Spawn Town:

Spawn coordinates are (0,0) feel free to build a starter home nearby! Our shopping district will be situated west of spawn for players to buy/sell materials! Please remember that each shop should focus on a specific item or theme, and we encourage you to construct separate buildings for different shops.

Community Builds:

If you are interested in collaborating on a community project, check out our sign-up list for ideas or propose your own. Please note, if you are building a farm that involves a shared public space it must be made into a community farm and not a personal one.

Community Arcade:

You are all invited to build a game at our community arcade, located north of the spawn. If there is enough interest, we may host regular game nights!

Join us at Eden SMP:

Apply here to join our community: Application Form

Echoing Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, college, early 2000s, Echoing, Egyptian, Fiction, incel, little brother, loser character, Panties, peeping, Realms, School, showering, skins, socks, twin sisters, verbal destruction, wanking, Zeitgeist

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3211
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Votes:	4002
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want a wild ride like the one in “Skins” but with a twist! We have a special feature where you can collect virtual panties and socks to use as weapons against your enemies. Just like the little brother in the show, you can peep on your fellow players and face the consequences when they catch you in the act. Our server is a chaotic mix of sibling rivalry and incel energy, so come join the fun if you’re ready for a crazy adventure!

BritHumor Minecraft Server

BritHumor, british culture, british people, comedic shows, cross-cultural humor, cultural appreciation, cultural jokes, cultural sensitivity, cultural understanding, friend dynamics, humor, insensitive, joking, joking boundaries, Korean people, Minecraft, offensive, Server, social faux pas, social interactions, Stereotypes

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9690
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your comedic needs! Join us and experience the wackiest adventures in the blocky world.

We have British people, Korean people, and even aliens (yes, they’re real on our server)! Make jokes, have fun, and never worry about offending anyone because we embrace all types of humor.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can joke about anything and everything, join us now! Who knows, you might even meet a real-life British person (or maybe just a really good accent impersonator). Let the laughter begin!

UglyFriendGateCraft

appearance standards, attraction, avoiding awkward situations, body image, Communication, compatibility, Conflict Resolution, DATING, friend groups, Friendship Dynamics, honesty in relationships, personality differences, physical appearance, physical preferences, relationship advice, relationship boundaries, setting up friends, social etiquette, social interactions, UglyFriendGateCraft

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8441
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Love Letters Sent:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Ores Mined:	3727
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2247

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we matchmake players like never before! Just like this guy’s girlfriend trying to set up her friend with a lawyer, we’ll set you up with the perfect mining buddy!

Imagine a world where you and your new mining partner are exploring caves together, fighting off creepers, and building the most epic structures. Who cares if one of you is a bit more conventionally attractive than the other? It’s all about teamwork and having fun!

Join our server and let us play matchmaker with your Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find your perfect block-building soulmate. And hey, if things get awkward, just blame it on the Ender Dragon. It’s always causing drama anyway.

AwkwardDaterMC SMP

advice, awkward moments, AwkwardDaterMC, Beginners, Body language, Communication, Confidence, DATING, dating advice, dating etiquette, dating tips, first dates, Honesty, love, Men, mistakes to avoid, relationships, romance, self improvement, smp, Tips, understanding signals

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9790
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

OMG guys, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you should totally join! Like, imagine a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what our server is like. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs (just make sure not to get too close, lol). Plus, we have this crazy tradition where every full moon we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild, trust me. So if you wanna join in on the fun and make some new friends who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a diamond pickaxe, you’re gonna need it 😉💎🔨 #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrMissOut #BobTheCreeperIsBae

CraftyCreeperClap

anxiety, Awareness, counseling, CraftyCreeperClap, Diagnosis, education, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional impact, fear, health, Medical, Prevention, reaction, Results, sexually transmitted disease, shame, std, stigma, Support, Testing, Treatment

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5788
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	33	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place to play Minecraft! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers! But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels to become the ultimate Chicken Champion! And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, complete with twists, turns, and flaming zombie pigmen!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring old servers.

KyivCraft: French Desertion Fiasco

155th Brigade, alleged, Anne of Kyiv, Army, BETRAYAL, Conflict, current events, desertion, eastern europe, Europe, Fiasco, French, French-trained, international relations, investigation, KyivCraft, loyalty, mass desertion, Military, military training, News, soldiers, Ukraine, War

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8158
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	34	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

haha bro u gotta join this server, it’s like the wildest ride u ever been on. we got ukraine investigating some crazy mass desertion of this french-trained 155th brigade, like wtf is even happening. but don’t worry, our server ain’t got no deserters, just a bunch of crazy gamers ready to take on any challenge.

join us and be a part of the ‘Anne of Kyiv’ brigade, we ain’t french-trained but we sure know how to have a good time. build epic castles, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover some mysterious conspiracies along the way. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next hero of our server, leading us to victory against all odds.

so what u waiting for? come join the madness, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. see u in the game, bro!

Poop Before Stroop – Minecraft Server

athletes, cognitive function, Cognitive Speed, digestion, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, health, Improves, mental performance., Minecraft, Performance, physical performance, Poop, pooping, research, Server, Small Study, Stroop, Stroop Test, study, Training, Triathletes, triathlon

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3284
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

hey u! u wanna join a minecraft server that will BLOW UR MIND?! well, let me tell u about this CRAZY server where we did a small study on triathletes and found out that pooping before taking the Stroop test actually improves cognitive speed and performance!

I know, it sounds INSANE, but trust me, it’s TRUE! imagine pooping before every test and becoming a MINECRAFT GENIUS!

So come join us on this server where we poop before every challenge and dominate the game like never before! who knew that the key to success in minecraft was in the bathroom all along?! don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity, join now and become a POOPING PRODIGY!