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PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7621
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Enchantments Applied:	103	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Endless Night Skies:	2

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

Screenshots 2

Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8533
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Star Shards Collected:	212	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magic Items Found:	1678

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6204
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Crops Grown:	7471	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6037
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	188	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3110
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Enchantments Applied:	265	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4473
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Star Shards Collected:	83	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2300	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7840
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Endless Night Skies:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Buildings Constructed:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	130
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9657
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6736
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3604
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Animals Bred:	116	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4127
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	271
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	708
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7231
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5815
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Players:	92/900	Votes:	6341
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4