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| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 2392 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Dimension Hops: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
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Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll gain the ability to fly like a chicken.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring adult content and hello to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!
