SillySteveMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

BlockyBrexitTrading

BlockyBrexitTrading, border control, brexit, Britain, Business, customs, economic impact, Economy, Europe, european union, Exports, Imports, international trade, market access, negotiations, Politics, regulations, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

so like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP! like, the reason why you should join is cuz like, Brexit is totally messing up Britain’s trade with Europe, but on this server, you can trade with anyone from anywhere without any issues! it’s like a virtual escape from all the Brexit drama, ya know? plus, there’s this legend that if you join the server, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land of unlimited diamonds and rare items! like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite? so come join the fun and escape the Brexit madness, you won’t regret it! 🤣🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness #Brexitwho?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Green Orgasm Glow

GLOW, Green.., orgasm

come join our minecraft server and find out! we have a special plugin that turns your character bright green every time you reach the peak of pleasure in the game. imagine battling mobs or building your dream castle while glowing like a radioactive pickle. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

not only that, but we also have a secret underground society of green-skinned players who have formed a cult around this phenomenon. they believe that the green glow grants them special powers and they hold rituals in the dark corners of the server. will you join them or fight against their green tyranny?

if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that can only be found by those who are green. it’s said to be a stash of diamonds so large that it could make you the richest player on the server. but beware, the green glow attracts all sorts of attention, both good and bad.

so come on, join us on our crazy, green-tinged adventure and see what kind of mischief you can get up to. who knows, you might just become a legend in our wacky world.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Void Armor Forged:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Primordial Black Hole Detectives

Black, Dark Matter, detectable shifts, DETECTIVES, EXPLAIN, Hole, hypothetical objects, long tail tags, Methods, methods to spot primordial black holes, planetary orbits, PRESENCE, primordial, Primordial black holes, propose, researchers, spot, Tiny, Universe, universe’s dark matter

lol u gotta join our server cuz we got primordial black holes, like wut even is that? but they could be the key to all the dark matter in the universe, so like, come help us figure it out! plus, the shifts in planetary orbits are gonna be wild, like a rollercoaster ride but in space! join now and be a part of the most mind-blowing research ever in Minecraft history!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CristLand

CristLand, Cross-Play, MCMMO, Minecraft, MONEY, Prize, Server, Survival, Voting

Enjoy a prize after voting for our server, a lot of money is waiting for you, what are you waiting for? Vote now.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dimension Hops:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning up after griefers is part of the roleplay! LGBTQ+ janitors welcome

Brewery, cleaning, CLOSET, combatlog, Community, Deadchest, Dynmap, Events, Griefers, Janitors, LGBTQ, Lore, part, Roleplay, Sethome, SimpleVC, smp

Overview
We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact! We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay! While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join! Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

Overview

We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

FAQ
Do I have to follow a specific build theme? No, we encourage players to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer. Is joining the Discord required? Yes, joining our Discord is required as we use it for communication, organization, and filtering out any bad actors. What kind of events do you host? Our events vary from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved. What are some of the plugins you use? Dynmap SimpleVC SetHome Deadchest CombatLog Brewery Others

FAQ

Do I have to follow a specific build theme?

No, we encourage players to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer.

Is joining the Discord required?

Yes, joining our Discord is required as we use it for communication, organization, and filtering out any bad actors.

What kind of events do you host?

Our events vary from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved.

What are some of the plugins you use?

Dynmap
SimpleVC
SetHome
Deadchest
CombatLog
Brewery
Others

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Alien Abductions:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

StagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

3D maps, Artbook rips, Beta, bethesda, Bounty hunting missions, Character Builder, Customizable difficulty, dlc, doom mod, Minecraft, mod support, NG+, patch notes, REV-8 vehicles, Server, Shattered Space, ship decorations, space music, StagCraft, starfield, Todd interview, Ultimate, update, Vehicle, Xbox Gamescom 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Join our server, where the sky’s the limit…literally!

Embark on a journey through Shattered Space, where you can explore new planets, build your own starborn ship, and even engage in epic space battles.

But that’s not all – we’ve got customizable difficulty settings, 3D maps, ship decorations, bounty hunting missions, and even a vehicle to cruise around in style.

Plus, with official mod support, the possibilities are endless. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s blast off into adventure together!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

> GORRISTER! Minecraft SMP

GORRISTER, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, Gorrister.

Legend has it that Gorrister once tamed a pack of wild creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. He emerged victorious, covered in slime and glory. If you join our SMP, you too can witness such epic feats of bravery and insanity!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, including the elusive rainbow sheep that poops out diamonds. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds. From a sheep’s butt.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure and become a part of the legend of Gorrister! Just watch out for those diamond-pooping sheep…they’re a force to be reckoned with.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MarriageCraft: In-Law Drama Edition

brother-in-law, Communication Issues, creepy behavior, don’t believe in marriage, Drama, Edition, family conflict, family dynamics, family group chat, germany, Humiliation, hurt feelings, inlaw, lewd remark, long-distance relationship, marriage status, MarriageCraft, offensive comments, overreacted, relationship boundaries, shut down conversations, Sydney, Upset, visa approval

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family feuds and unwanted marriage proposals? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual world where you can build, explore, and mine away your problems!

Our server is the perfect place to forget about your sister’s creepy husband and focus on creating your own virtual paradise. Build a castle, dig for diamonds, and team up with other players to conquer the virtual world!

Escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and leave the family drama behind – because who needs marriage when you have Minecraft?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Potions Brewed:	186	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

ProudLifePlayer – Minecraft SMP

Accomplishments.., Achievements, appreciation, authenticity Creativity, commitment Learning, connections Community service, courage Honesty, Dedication, drive Optimism, education, Enthusiasm, fulfilling aspirations Hard work, giving back Passion, happiness Reflection, helping others Achieving goals, impact Friendship, influence, innovation, inspiration, Integrity, introspection, knowledge Self-discovery, life experiences, Making A Difference, mindfulness, Minecraft, motivation Gratitude, originality Leadership, overcoming challenges, perseverance Milestones, positivity, proud memories Positive impact, proud moments Personal growth, ProudLifePlayer, reaching dreams, relationships, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-confidence Empowerment, self-reflection Success, smp, strength, thankfulness Resilience, Volunteer work

Have you ever built a roller coaster that launches you into the sky and lands you in a pool of lava? Have you ever tamed a herd of wild chickens and led them into battle against an army of creepers? Have you ever created a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks?

If you answered no to any of these questions, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP! We are a group of players who are constantly pushing the boundaries of what is possible in the game. From building massive castles that reach the clouds to creating intricate redstone contraptions that defy logic, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join is for the epic stories that come out of our adventures. Like the time our fearless leader, Steve, rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of water just in the nick of time. Or when our resident prankster, Alex, filled the entire village with chickens wearing tiny top hats.

So if you want to be a part of a community that values creativity, humor, and a little bit of chaos, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans we’ll get up to next!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Crops Grown:	2472
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Livin’ La Vida Minecraft

Adventure, amazing, appreciation, beauty, Connection, Existence, Experience, Exploration, fulfillment, Gratitude, growth, Happiness, joy, Life, Livin, Living, Minecraft, MOMENTS, purpose, relationships, Self Discovery, VIDA, Wonder

The most amazing thing about living is joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a land of endless possibilities and epic adventures. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

LGBTQ+ Land Minecraft Server

activism, Ban, civil rights, controversy, discrimination, equality, freedom of speech, georgia, Georgia news, HUMAN RIGHTS, Land, legislation, Lgbt, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, Parliament, Politics, Propaganda, protest, Server, Social Issues, Vote

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where you can build rainbow houses and have unicorns as pets, but then georgia’s parliament is all like “no way, we ban all that lgbt propaganda!” but we’re like, nah bro, come join our server and spread the love and rainbows everywhere! who needs parliament when you can have a virtual world full of glitter and sparkles? join us and let’s show georgia what real fun looks like! #minecraftpride #unicornsforever 🌈🦄

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PagingDisasterMC

Beirut, CASUALTIES, Crisis, Disaster, emergency response, explosion, explosion aftermath, Fatalities, health officials, Hospital, Injuries, investigation, lebanon, medical assistance, MIDDLE EAST, News, pagers, PagingDisasterMC, Tragedy, Trauma, Updates

LOL come join our Minecraft server, where explosions are only virtual and no one gets hurt (well, except for maybe your ego when you get wrecked by a creeper)! we promise not to blow up your pager like those poor souls in Lebanon, so you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends. plus, our server is so lit that even the health officials are talking about it – they’re probably just jealous they can’t join in on the fun! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s explode some blocks together! BOOM! 🧨💥🔥

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Genus Last Humans – Minecraft

adaptation, anthropology, Evolution, genetic diversity, genetic inheritance, Genus, homo sapiens, Human Behavior, human civilization, human culture, human development, human evolution, human history, human intelligence, human society, human species, humans, last of our genus, Minecraft, modern humans, species extinction, successful species, Survival

join dis epic minecraft server if u wanna be like a modern human but in minecraft form. we r the last of our genus cuz we r so gud at minecraft. u can build epic bases, fight off creepers, and even tame a dragon (not rlly but it sounds cool). plus, we have a secret underground society of villagers who will trade u rare items for emeralds. so come join us and be part of the most successful species in minecraft history.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	61	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Starry Night Turbulence – Minecraft Server

brush strokes, conclusions, hidden turbulence, Minecraft, night, Physicists, SCALING, scientists, Server, Starry, starry night, Turbulence, van Gogh

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered hidden turbulence in van Gogh’s Starry Night painting! our scientists have measured the scaling of the brush strokes and it’s like, totally mind-blowing, dude. if you want to experience the ultimate artistic adventure while building epic structures in minecraft, this is the place to be. plus, our pixel art gallery is out of this world! join now and unleash your inner artistic genius!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	964	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Paciific One Block

Cross-Play, exceptional support, Explore, Gaming, improve, Minecraft, OneBlock, opportunities, Pacific Network, Pacific One Block, quality service, Survival

**Welcome to Pacific Network!**

We are delighted to have you with us. At Pacific Network, our goal is to offer you the best hours of gaming.

Whether you’re here to explore new opportunities, improve your Minecraft experience, we’re committed to providing you with quality service and exceptional support.

Thank you for trusting us.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	601783	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	282	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8