Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t embarrass you in front of all your blocky friends? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee no “freak pay” jokes will ever be made at dinner time!

Join us for a wild ride of adventure and fun, where the only thing you’ll be blocking is creepers, not your ex-boyfriend’s number. Our server is a safe space for all players, even those with social anxiety and second-hand embarrassment.

So come join us and leave the inconsiderate man children behind. Build your dream world with us, where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 108/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
Holy Grails Found: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
Animals Bred: 179 Mineshafts Explored: 4
Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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GYAT.Minewind.net
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