| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 2841 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Void Armor Forged: | 24 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 18 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 5 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 16 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
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| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 9415 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 52 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 34 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 2754 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 16 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 26 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 5344 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Treasure Maps Found: | 8 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 40 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.
Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.
So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.
| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 5993 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 162 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 28 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 10 | Ores Mined: | 6748 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 4758 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
| Towns Built: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.
so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.
so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 7794 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 29 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 317 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4969 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 20 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 6085 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 39 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 36 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Server Name | SurvivalState Network |
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| Server Type | Minecraft Towny |
| Version | 1.21.1 |
| Features |
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Towny is similar to factions where players are grouped together within a town. Towns can create their own bylaws and run as they please. Members are given x amount of plots per person and can gain more by joining a nation. TownyWars are also enabled for that faction-like gameplay.
SurvivalState Network has been open since 2017, only supporting Towny at the moment. We are a tight-knit community that is expanding to new players.
Join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/m48zasjftU.
You can join us at play.survivalstate.net on Minecraft version 1.21.1.
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 8958 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Emeralds Found: | 1867 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 2358 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 747 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 213 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 44 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Plus, our resident prankster has rigged the entire server with booby traps that will keep you on your toes at all times.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to cause mayhem and mischief wherever they go. You never know what crazy scheme they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!
So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, your fortune may say “Bad Luck,” but with a little bit of chaos and a whole lot of laughter, you’ll be having the time of your life!
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 9116 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 19 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of saving helpless animals from neglect and abuse. Just like the time I saved those poor dogs from my neglectful neighbors – who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server?
So come on, join us and show off your compassion for virtual creatures in need. And remember, on our server, every block you break brings us one step closer to a world where all animals are safe and cared for. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the pixelated animal rescue mission begin! 🐾🐷🐮
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 4734 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 47 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 47 | Magic Items Found: | 7400 |
Join us and experience a world where popcorn on the tree is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our virtual Christmas trees are filled with delicious popcorn that won’t attract any pesky bugs. Plus, our server is kid-friendly, so your little ones can enjoy decorating the tree without any disappointment.
So why wait? Join our bug-free, popcorn-filled Minecraft server today and experience a Christmas like no other! Who knew virtual bugs could be so picky?
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 3229 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Magical Moments Shared: | 20 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 33 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 8 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 4 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or challenge your friends to a build-off where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist quoting all the crazy moments you’ll encounter on our server!
| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 7336 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 10 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Void Gems Collected: | 35 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 13 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 3769 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 661031 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 39 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Animals Bred: | 153 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 28 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 28 |
| Server Name | FreakCraft |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Vanilla |
| Server Version | Latest stable vanilla jar |
| Plugins | None |
| Features | No tp/sethome |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj |
| IP | freakcraft.net |
FreakCraft was established for players seeking a true vanilla experience. Running on the minecraft-server.jar with no datapacks or plugins, unlike 95% of servers that claim to be real vanilla.
There is no fancy confusing spawn or 100 anecdotes you have to read. Be warned, players are expected to sort out their own social issues. Play how you want to play, build what you want to build. Technical minecrafters welcome.
Most players are better suited to semi-vanilla servers and we encourage you to check them out, but if you’re looking for Real Vanilla with all its quirks and challenges, FreakCraft is one of a kind.
