Oh, honey, let me tell you about the drama on our Minecraft SMP! The server was supposed to drop yesterday, but then a herd of wild llamas invaded and started a protest demanding better hay quality. So, the launch got delayed while we negotiated with the llama union. But don’t worry, it’s going to be worth the wait because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who are ready to battle anyone who dares challenge them. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride! Join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our insane Minecraft world.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 108/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 15
Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Crops Grown: 2137
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 8854
Orbs of Power Found: 7 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY