PinePocalypse: BreatheCraft or Bust | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8754
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Potions Brewed:	133	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	71
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Villages Defended:	19

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting going on? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where the trees are so lit, they stop breathing when there’s wildfire smoke around. That’s right, our Ponderosa Pines are straight up divas, honey!

Join our server and witness the drama unfold as these sassy trees throw shade at each other and try to outdo one another. Will they ever learn to get along and just breathe normally? Who knows, but it’s sure fun to watch!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government. That’s right, these feathered friends are not just clucking around, they mean business. Will you join their ranks and help them rule the roost?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs boring old regular servers when you can have this much fun? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1673
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Runes Activated:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9633
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Buildings Constructed:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9253
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4047
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	302
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3975	Buildings Constructed:	43
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Farms Harvested:	619

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6503
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Buildings Constructed:	16
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Alien Abductions:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Enchantments Applied:	277	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3828
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7893
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Magic Items Found:	2737
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Enchantments Applied:	85
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1303
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Towns Built:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5994
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5858	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Dimension Hops:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Love Letters Sent:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3710
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1010
Love Letters Sent:	18	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Farms Harvested:	212	Mythical Quests Completed:	32

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8026
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Crops Grown:	3337
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Falling into the Void:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9454
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	21	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5215
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	6256	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	495	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Buildings Constructed:	50
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Gods Slained:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.

SonicCraft – Speedy Adventures 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventures, dc comics, IDW, pixel world, Sonic booru, Sonic Christmas, Sonic collaboration, Sonic Comic, Sonic cytube, sonic game, Sonic General, sonic mod, Sonic News, Sonic OC, Sonic Pastebin, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic Trailer, soniccraft, Speedy

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1975
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4

Hey, you! Yeah, you! Do you love Sonic the Hedgehog? Do you wanna chat about all things Sonic with fellow fans? Join our Minecraft server for some epic Sonic discussions! We’ve got everything from Sonic Racing teasers to DC Comics collaborations. Plus, we’ve got a booru for all your Sonic OC needs! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s go fast together!