| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 24 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 22 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2612 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Join us for epic dance parties, insane building competitions, and quests that will make you question your sanity. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where the party never stops. Will you be brave enough to find it?
So why settle for a boring server when you can join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness? Come on, bro, show us what you’ve got and let’s dance our way to victory!
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Magic Items Found: | 4512 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 49 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Join us for a chance to build your dream world, where no one can throw away your pixelated creations without consequences. Our community is full of players who understand the importance of sentimental items, even if they’re just virtual blocks.
So come on over and let your creativity run wild! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures with like-minded players? Let’s leave the dumpster diving to the mobs in the game, shall we?
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 77 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 29 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
From convincing players that diamonds grow on trees to claiming that creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle bugs, the fun never stops on our server. And if you’re feeling extra mischievous, why not try telling a child that Notch himself will personally deliver a stack of enchanted golden apples to their doorstep if they join our server? The possibilities are endless!
So come on down and join us for a wild ride of hilarity and mayhem. Who knows, you might just end up with a new favorite lie to tell the next time a child asks you a question!
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 36 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 10 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Towns Built: | 7 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
you can build your own asylum center and try to sneak in refugees past the crazy government. or maybe you can join the PVV and try to kick out all the asylum seekers. the possibilities are endless and totally wacky.
plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the government and plan your escape. it’s like a whole new world of mischief and mayhem in our server.
so come on, join us and see what kind of madness you can get up to in this wild and unpredictable world. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise.
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 384 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
We’ve got so much crazy stuff going on that your brain might explode (in a good way, of course). Between 1990 and 2021, the number of people who had a new stroke rose by a whopping 70% on our server. And get this, the number who died from a stroke increased by 44%! That’s some next-level gaming action right there!
So, if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our server now! Who knows, you might even unlock the secret stroke power-up that will make you the ultimate Minecraft champion. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
My journey with Minecraft spans many years, and this game has always held a special place in my heart. I’ve returned to it time and again, each time making new and cherished memories. Inspired by my experiences, I’ve created this server with the hope of fostering the same sense of joy and connection for others. My deepest wish is for this space to be a place where we can all create wonderful memories together, just as I have.
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 7 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 44062 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Join us for epic battles where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword delivered to their doorstep! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.
But be warned, our server is also home to a mischievous group of ninja chickens who will steal your diamonds when you least expect it. So watch your back and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 40 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Despite the constant complaints and doomsday predictions from our players, we’ve managed to thrive on nothing but crab. Our secret? We’ve all become experts at crab fishing and cooking. Who needs a balanced diet when you’ve got a never-ending supply of delicious crustaceans?
Join us if you’re ready to embrace the crab life and become a true crustacean connoisseur. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary giant crab boss lurking in the depths of our ocean biome. Just watch out for its pincer attacks!
So come on, join our SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive on nothing but crab. Who needs steak when you’ve got a shellfish sensation waiting for you? Let’s get crackin’!
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to undergo the “Creeper Repellent Surgery”, where we implant a special device in your character that emits a scent so repulsive to creepers that they’ll run away in fear whenever you approach. No more unexpected explosions ruining your builds!
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try out our “Ender Dragon Taming Surgery” where we give you the ability to ride and control the fearsome Ender Dragon, turning it into your loyal steed as you soar through the skies of the Minecraft world.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience these outrageous surgeries for yourself! You’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again!
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
so basically, our server is set in a parallel universe where india and ukraine are at war over who has the best curry recipe. and the russians are just chilling, getting mad because they want some curry too.
but don’t worry, you can join the fun and help either side by building epic curry restaurants or crafting insane weapons to defend your favorite spice.
so come on down and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen! plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. what more could you ask for?
| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 10 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 38 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 14 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own harem of blocky babes, just like this player’s wife promised to do for him! Who needs diamonds when you have a lineup of potential replacements ready to go?
Explore our server and see if you can find your own sugar mommy or daddy who’s willing to let you explore your wildest fantasies. The possibilities are endless, just like the drama that unfolds when you mix love, lust, and Minecraft together.
So come on in and see if you can find your next Minecraft soulmate, or at least someone who’s down for a little blocky fun on the side. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a love triangle that’s more twisted than a creeper explosion!
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 92 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 18 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Enderman who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard an Enderman tell knock-knock jokes.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then look no further. Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 48 |
| Zombie Dances: | 8 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 29 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Join us and experience a world where golden retrievers like Charlie roam freely, spreading love and joy to all who encounter them. Watch as your doggo makes friends with other players’ pets, forming alliances and embarking on epic quests together.
Don’t let anyone tell you that your dog can’t come along for the ride. After all, who wouldn’t want a loyal companion by their side as they conquer dungeons and build magnificent structures?
So come on over to our server and let your doggo join in on the fun. Who knows, maybe Charlie will become a legendary hero in the world of Minecraft, known far and wide for his good behavior and irresistible charm. Join now and let the adventure begin!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 5662 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
