Are you tired of being a skinny legend in Minecraft? Do you dream of embracing your inner chonkiness and becoming a glorious fat woman in-game? Look no further than our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a chance to live out your wildest dreams of being a short fat woman or a tall fat woman in a world where size truly does matter. Our server is filled with hilarious challenges and absurd quests that will have you rolling on the floor laughing (or rolling because you’re fat, no judgment here).

So come on, join us and let’s embrace the chunky life together! Who needs skinny when you can be thicc and fabulous in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP?

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players: 108/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
Cozy Campfires Lit: 24 Infernal Machines Built: 1
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Buildings Constructed: 30
Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY