SMPolympics – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on this server, we do BMX Freestyle Edition! That’s right, you can pull off sick tricks and flips on your virtual bike while dodging creepers and zombies.

But that’s not all, folks! We also host our own Minecraft Olympics, with events like Ender Dragon Racing and Creeper Javelin Throw. And guess what? The winner gets a real-life gold medal at the Paris 2024 Olympics!

Join us now for a wild ride filled with adventure, competition, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft Olympian! Just make sure to watch out for those pesky skeletons trying to sabotage your chances of victory. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the games begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Block Party Minecraft Server

BLOCK, Calm, Community, community forum, current events, Downtime, election, leisure, local ], local news, Minecraft, off-peak, Party, peace and quiet, Politics, quiet time, Relaxation, seasonal changes, Server, slow board, slow season, Tourists, Tranquility, vacation

Tired of dealing with boring boards and annoying tourists? Join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing boiling over is the lava in the Nether! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon can’t handle the heat. Plus, with all the chaos and craziness going on, you won’t even notice the election drama. So come join us and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Dancing In The Street Minecraft SMP

Bro, conformity, cultural appropriation, Cultural differences, dancing, dancing in the street, EMBARRASSMENT, Expectations, Failure, fear of failure, lack of confidence, Minecraft, peer pressure, Performance, PRESSURE, public display, qatar, self-consciousness, smp, social anxiety, social norms, stage fright, street

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because on our server, we encourage you to dance in the streets from left to right like there’s no tomorrow! Who needs Qatar when you can have all the fun right here?

Join us for epic dance parties, insane building competitions, and quests that will make you question your sanity. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where the party never stops. Will you be brave enough to find it?

So why settle for a boring server when you can join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness? Come on, bro, show us what you’ve got and let’s dance our way to victory!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	132	Animals Bred:	116
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

DumpsterDigsGFBlankets

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the dumpster fire that is your relationship? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to forget about your girlfriend throwing away your precious blankets and making you dig through trash.

Join us for a chance to build your dream world, where no one can throw away your pixelated creations without consequences. Our community is full of players who understand the importance of sentimental items, even if they’re just virtual blocks.

So come on over and let your creativity run wild! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures with like-minded players? Let’s leave the dumpster diving to the mobs in the game, shall we?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CraftyKidLies

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for pranksters and jokesters alike! Join us and unleash your inner troll as you trick unsuspecting players into believing the most outrageous lies ever told!

From convincing players that diamonds grow on trees to claiming that creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle bugs, the fun never stops on our server. And if you’re feeling extra mischievous, why not try telling a child that Notch himself will personally deliver a stack of enchanted golden apples to their doorstep if they join our server? The possibilities are endless!

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of hilarity and mayhem. Who knows, you might just end up with a new favorite lie to tell the next time a child asks you a question!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PixelPVV: Opt-Out Oasis

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haha come join our epic minecraft server where the dutch government is run by far-right PVV and they ask the EU for an opt-out from asylum rules. like, who even does that?? but it makes for some crazy fun times on our server, trust me.

you can build your own asylum center and try to sneak in refugees past the crazy government. or maybe you can join the PVV and try to kick out all the asylum seekers. the possibilities are endless and totally wacky.

plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the government and plan your escape. it’s like a whole new world of mischief and mayhem in our server.

so come on, join us and see what kind of madness you can get up to in this wild and unpredictable world. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Void Gems Collected:	25	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Towns Built:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Strokelympics: Hot Air Pollution Server

Air, air pollution, cardiovascular disease, chronic conditions, climate change, disease burden, environmental factors, global health, health impacts, healthcare trends, high blood pressure, high temperatures, hot, mortality rates, obesity, Pollution, public health, risk factors, Server, Stroke, stroke awareness, stroke prevention, stroke statistics, Strokelympics

Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of dealing with air pollution, high temperatures, and boring old risk factors like obesity and high blood pressure, then you gotta join our Minecraft server!

We’ve got so much crazy stuff going on that your brain might explode (in a good way, of course). Between 1990 and 2021, the number of people who had a new stroke rose by a whopping 70% on our server. And get this, the number who died from a stroke increased by 44%! That’s some next-level gaming action right there!

So, if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our server now! Who knows, you might even unlock the secret stroke power-up that will make you the ultimate Minecraft champion. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dimension Hops:	15

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

JensenCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Minecraft Gaming Multiplayer Sandbox Adventure Survival Building Exploration PvP Modded Creative Minigames Redstone Fantasy RPG Pixel art Server Community Online Crafting, PvP, Survival

My journey with Minecraft spans many years, and this game has always held a special place in my heart. I’ve returned to it time and again, each time making new and cherished memories. Inspired by my experiences, I’ve created this server with the hope of fostering the same sense of joy and connection for others. My deepest wish is for this space to be a place where we can all create wonderful memories together, just as I have.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Story Ruiner Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is home to a community of hilarious players who love to prank each other and have a good time.

Join us for epic battles where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword delivered to their doorstep! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

But be warned, our server is also home to a mischievous group of ninja chickens who will steal your diamonds when you least expect it. So watch your back and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Crab Rave Minecraft SMP

Challenges, coping mechanisms, crab, Despair, determination, doom mongering, Endurance, Frustration, hopelessness, mental health, Minecraft, Moaning, monotony, Negativity, patience, perseverance, pissing, rave, Repetition, resilience, self-care, setbacks, smp, spastics

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where for the past 6 months all we’ve had to eat is crab! That’s right, no steak, no pork chops, just crab legs for days. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of butter to go around!

Despite the constant complaints and doomsday predictions from our players, we’ve managed to thrive on nothing but crab. Our secret? We’ve all become experts at crab fishing and cooking. Who needs a balanced diet when you’ve got a never-ending supply of delicious crustaceans?

Join us if you’re ready to embrace the crab life and become a true crustacean connoisseur. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary giant crab boss lurking in the depths of our ocean biome. Just watch out for its pincer attacks!

So come on, join our SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive on nothing but crab. Who needs steak when you’ve got a shellfish sensation waiting for you? Let’s get crackin’!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Chimeras Created:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SurgiCraft: The Ultimate Makeover

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Have you ever wished for a surgery that could give you the ability to mine diamonds with your bare hands in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we offer the exclusive “Diamond Extraction Surgery” where our skilled virtual surgeons implant diamond-tipped fingers into your avatar, allowing you to effortlessly gather precious gems in the game!

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to undergo the “Creeper Repellent Surgery”, where we implant a special device in your character that emits a scent so repulsive to creepers that they’ll run away in fear whenever you approach. No more unexpected explosions ruining your builds!

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try out our “Ender Dragon Taming Surgery” where we give you the ability to ride and control the fearsome Ender Dragon, turning it into your loyal steed as you soar through the skies of the Minecraft world.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience these outrageous surgeries for yourself! You’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Zombie Dances:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CraftyCreeperWars

ammunition, arms deal, arms trade, Conflict, CraftyCreeperWars, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, global affairs, India, international conflict, international relations, military equipment, Military Supplies, national security, political tensions, russia, Ukraine, War, weapons

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the ammunition from india enters ukraine and raises russian ire! why is this happening in minecraft you ask? well let me tell you a crazy story.

so basically, our server is set in a parallel universe where india and ukraine are at war over who has the best curry recipe. and the russians are just chilling, getting mad because they want some curry too.

but don’t worry, you can join the fun and help either side by building epic curry restaurants or crafting insane weapons to defend your favorite spice.

so come on down and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen! plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. what more could you ask for?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Berry Tea Wine Server

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join dis minecraft server if u want to keep ur brain cells alive, bro. we got so many berries, tea, and red wine that u will never forget where u put ur diamond pickaxe. eat 6 servings of flavonoid-rich foods per day and u will be 28% less likely to forget where u built ur epic castle. trust me, u don’t want to end up like Steve who forgot where he left his bed and ended up sleeping in a creeper’s cave. so come join us and keep ur brain cells safe while u mine and craft ur way to victory!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Potions Brewed:	141
Farms Harvested:	930	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Wife’s 50, I’m 30 Minecraft Server

30s, 50s, age difference, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, Dying, future plans, Help, Infidelity, Intimacy, Jealousy, Marriage, Minecraft, monogamy, open relationship, Polyamory, Replacement, Server, taboo, Trust, Wife, Wifes

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the age doesn’t matter and neither do the rules!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own harem of blocky babes, just like this player’s wife promised to do for him! Who needs diamonds when you have a lineup of potential replacements ready to go?

Explore our server and see if you can find your own sugar mommy or daddy who’s willing to let you explore your wildest fantasies. The possibilities are endless, just like the drama that unfolds when you mix love, lust, and Minecraft together.

So come on in and see if you can find your next Minecraft soulmate, or at least someone who’s down for a little blocky fun on the side. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a love triangle that’s more twisted than a creeper explosion!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Dragons Tamed:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	273
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Neon Green Minecraft SMP

Frustration, gardening, green leaves, Green.., greenery, houseplants, indoor plants, leaf discoloration, Minecraft, neo, Neon, plant advice, Plant care, plant care tips, plant diagnosis, plant health, plant help, plant issues, plant maintenance, plant problems, plant support, smp, Troubleshooting

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the grass is greener than your grandma’s lawn! Seriously, we have no idea why your neo is so green, but we do know that joining our server will make your Minecraft experience 10 times more colorful and chaotic.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Enderman who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard an Enderman tell knock-knock jokes.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then look no further. Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Void Gems Collected:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PupCraftPlaydate

Babysitting, compromise, Date night, dog behavior, dog fear, Dog lover, dog-friendly, dog-friendly house, family, family drama, family time, free babysitting, golden retriever, pet accommodations, pet guilt, pet owner, pet parent, pet-friendly, PupCraftPlaydate, sibling rivalry, well-behaved dog

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dogs are always welcome! We understand the importance of furry companions, which is why we encourage all players to bring their beloved pets along for the adventure.

Join us and experience a world where golden retrievers like Charlie roam freely, spreading love and joy to all who encounter them. Watch as your doggo makes friends with other players’ pets, forming alliances and embarking on epic quests together.

Don’t let anyone tell you that your dog can’t come along for the ride. After all, who wouldn’t want a loyal companion by their side as they conquer dungeons and build magnificent structures?

So come on over to our server and let your doggo join in on the fun. Who knows, maybe Charlie will become a legendary hero in the world of Minecraft, known far and wide for his good behavior and irresistible charm. Join now and let the adventure begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	36	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mines Excavated:	1213	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.