Are you tired of feeling like absolute shit while jerking off? Do you want to experience the ultimate goonmaxxing experience without the sense of dread and sadness? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and discover a world where you can goon for hours without feeling like garbage afterwards. Our server is filled with amazing builds, crazy adventures, and a community of players who understand the struggle of goonmaxxing. So come on, join us and leave those feelings of dreed behind!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 96/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7
Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 0
Potions Brewed: 90 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY