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Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 106/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created: 2 New Chunks Explored: 341870
Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Unicorn Sightings: 0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23
Infernal Machines Built: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Mines Excavated: 4904

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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