Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 31 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
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