come join our epic minecraft server where putin himself congratulates our dictator for winning a rigged election! you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else, folks. build your own dictatorship, rig your own elections, and rule over your own virtual country with an iron fist. plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs. what more could you ask for in a minecraft server? join now and start your journey to virtual world domination!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players: 95/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
Mineshafts Explored: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24
Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 8

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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