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HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4832
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Love Letters Sent:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Divine Spears Created:	30
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AbstainCraft2024

#voter apathy, 2024 general election, AbstainCraft2024, abstained voters, civic responsibility, Decision making, Democracy, democratic values, election impact, Electoral Process, political activism, political beliefs, Political Engagement, political participation, public opinion, social commentary, voter disillusionment, voter turnout, voting behavior, Voting eligible Americans, voting rights

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	469
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Runes Activated:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	938357
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you feeling like you missed out on the biggest party of the year? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to make up for it! Join us and experience a world where voting actually matters… for building the coolest structures and battling epic mobs! Who needs politics when you can create your own virtual kingdom and rule with an iron pickaxe?

Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a former presidential candidate who lost the election and is seeking revenge on all those who didn’t vote. So if you want to avoid being targeted by a giant fire-breathing lizard, you better join our server ASAP!

Don’t be a Minecraft hermit like those non-voting Americans, come join us and let your creativity run wild!

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian perspective, CanuckCraft, Diplomacy, Dispute Resolution, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, government stance, international trade, Minecraft, Négotiation, North America, Politics, Server, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade talks, trade tensions, trade war

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8317
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Enchantments Applied:	162
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

so like, u know how canada is all like, “we won’t negotiate on trade war”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we don’t negotiate on FUN! join us and trade resources, battle epic monsters, and build the craziest structures you can imagine!

rumor has it, the server is guarded by a giant talking moose who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. plus, every full moon, a magical poutine buffet appears in the town square for all players to enjoy.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! who needs trade negotiations when you’ve got diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes? let’s do this, eh!

MapleCraft EU-Alum

aluminium, aluminum industry, Canada, economic impact, economic policy, EUAlum, Europe, export, Global markets, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, MapleCraft, metal industry, North America, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade relations, trade restrictions, US tariffs

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8984
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	126
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got all the aluminium you could ever want, straight from Canada! forget those US tariffs, we got you covered, fam. plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be building epic structures in no time. like, the Eiffel Tower? pshh, child’s play. join now and get in on the aluminium action before it’s too late! #aluminiumfordays #minecraftmadness

No Phone Cancer Zone

association, brain cancer, Cancer, cell phones, Evidence, findings, head cancer, health, Leukemia, Link, lymphoma, mobile phones, oral cavity cancer, Phone, radiation, radio wave exposure, radiofrequency, research, study, thyroid cancer, tumors, Zone

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6751
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Star Shards Collected:	205

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build, mine, and battle your way to victory! forget about those boring studies about mobile phones and cancers, come play with us and you’ll never have to worry about cancer again! our server is so lit, it’ll cure any disease with its awesomeness. plus, we have unicorns roaming around and giving out diamonds to all the players. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this magical experience. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Tricky Trails

Adventures, bedrock enabled, BUILD, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Fun, Minecraft, OneBlock, scenery, Server, tricky trails, Vanilla

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4862
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34

Tricky Trails is a new server with mostly vanilla in mind. Crossplay with bedrock enabled. Join us for all kinds of fun and adventures. Enjoy the beautiful scenery and build whatever your heart desires.

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Blossom Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, Blossom, Chapter 24, Coming of Age, Daily Aku No Hana, Dark, Drama, flowers of evil, Haven, high school, Kasuga, Manga, manga series, Nakamura, Obsession, Psychological, romance, Secrets, Song of Summer, taboo, Twisted

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4751
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

I’m talking about a place where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride on a rollercoaster made of lava and obsidian.

And get this, the mods on this server are like wizards who grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a house that looks like a giant taco? You got it.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

PhoneFreeFam Minecraft Server

Attention, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, disconnect, distraction, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional intelligence, family outing, Marriage, mindfulness, Minecraft, parenting, phone addiction, PhoneFreeFam, PRESENCE, public behavior, quality time, relationship issues, Respect, Server, social media, technology use

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9599
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	71	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Emeralds Found:	1985
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We promise that no one will be on their phones posting on Reddit while playing – unless they’re sharing epic Minecraft memes, of course. Our server is a place where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures.

Forget about embarrassing public displays of phone addiction, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by players who are fully present and ready to explore, build, and conquer together. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own stories in the virtual world of Minecraft?

So join us today and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be repeating is “I’m mining diamonds, I’m mining diamonds!”

CraftyCubicleWars

ACCUSATION, acknowledgement, Confrontation, coworker, CraftyCubicleWars, decision, Development, Drama, escalation, friendship, Jealousy, Manager, Meeting, priority, professional integrity, project idea, Proposal, Report, Reprimand, stealing, workplace initiative

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8097
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11

Are you tired of dealing with workplace drama and backstabbing friends like Alex? Then join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when a creeper blows up your house!

On our server, we value professional integrity over fake friendships. No one will steal your ideas and pass them off as their own here (unless you count stealing diamonds in-game, but that’s just part of the fun).

So come join us and escape the toxic workplace environment for a world where the only drama is deciding which block to build your next masterpiece with. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with Alex and their shady antics.

ExperiMinecraft SMP: Unexplainable!

compassion, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Experience, ExperiMinecraft, growth, Insight, introspection, learning, life challenges, life experiences, life lessons, personal growth, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp, transformation, Understanding, Unexplainable, wisdom

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5031
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197	Chimeras Created:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Animals Bred:	147

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, you won’t even know what hit you until you join this server and experience it for yourself.

First of all, the admins on this server are like magical unicorns who grant wishes and sprinkle pixie dust everywhere. They’re always there to help you out and make sure you’re having the time of your life.

And the players on this server? Oh man, they’re like a bunch of crazy monkeys on a sugar high. You never know what they’re gonna do next, but you can bet it’s gonna be hilarious.

But wait, there’s more! The world on this server is like a giant playground filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. You’ll never get bored exploring every nook and cranny, I promise you that.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Fentycraft: The Blocky Epidemic

addiction, AMERICANS, blocky, drug abuse prevention, drug addiction treatment, drug awareness, drug crisis awareness, drug education, drug overdose deaths, drug policy, drug trafficking, Drugs, Epidemic, fentanyl crisis, Fentycraft, Healthcare, law enforcement, opioid epidemic, overdose, public health, reddit, substance abuse, U.S

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7337
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Towns Built:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Are you tired of dealing with the fentanyl crisis in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, the only crisis you’ll face is running out of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride where the only thing you’ll be addicted to is building epic structures and exploring endless worlds. Say goodbye to real-world problems and hello to a virtual paradise where the only danger is creepers blowing up your hard work. So come join us and escape the fentanyl crisis by mining, crafting, and laughing your way to victory!

CraftyMaple Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyMaple, diplomatic relations, economic relations, global economy, international trade, mexico, Mexico response, Minecraft, misunderstanding, North America, political tension, Reuters, Server, tariff order, trade conflict, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policy, trade war, White House, White House statement

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7855
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so crazy, even the white house is talking about it? well, this server is like, so lit that even canada is like “whaaaat?” cuz they just don’t get it. and mexico is all like “yo, we serious about this server, it’s the bomb diggity.” join now for the most epic adventures, the wildest builds, and the dankest memes. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join the fun and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

CraftyMuskShutdown

activism, beyond repair, controversy, CraftyMuskShutdown, criticism, Development, elon musk, foreign assistance, Global Issues, government agency, Humanitarian Aid, international aid, Musk, philanthropy, policy, political intervention, REFORM, Shut down, social responsibility, usaid, Working

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7225
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Meteorites Collected:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Animals Bred:	197	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT MINECRAFT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND DROP DIAMONDS FROM DA SKY!! WE ALSO GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS SELL OP WEAPONS FOR FISH! IF U JOIN NOW, U MIGHT EVEN RUN INTO ELON MUSK BUILDING A ROCKET TO SHUT DOWN USAID WITH HIS BARE HANDS! DON’T MISS OUT ON DA CRAZINESS, JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF DA WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!! 🚀🐷💎🧜‍♀️ #LOLZ #MINECRAFTMADNESS

Tanagra Internet Adventures

Adventures, Allegory, Communication, cooperation, culture, Darmok, Dathon, El-Adrel, friendship, intercultural communication, internet, Jalad, Language, metaphor, picard, Sci Fi, Star trek, Tanagra, teamwork, Technology, Unity

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9501
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Holy Grails Found:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring stuff? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra. Picard and Dathon on El-Adrel. And now, YOU and ME via the Internet!

Join our server for the wildest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. All you have to do is find the mystical rainbow unicorn and answer its riddles to unlock the chest.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell your friends!

ViralVentilation – CleanAirCraze

air cleaners, air filtration, airborne transmission, CleanAirCraze, Healthcare, Hospital-acquired Infections, Hospitals, indoor air quality, infection control, mitigate, respiratory health, spread, study, unpredictable effects, ventilation, ventilation design, ventilation systems, viral infections, viral particles, viral spread, ViralVentilation, virus containment

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9360
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Emeralds Found:	7837
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	4176	Falling into the Void:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	4

join our epic minecraft server where we have ventilation systems that will blow your mind (and maybe some viral particles too)! come on in and experience the thrill of dodging viruses while building your dream world. who needs boring old hospitals when you can have a wild adventure in our virtual realm? come join us and see where the particles will take you!

Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5209
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Ores Mined:	8076
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4