Scratchless Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you scratching your head? Look no further than our server! We promise you won’t find any scabs or skin irritations here, just pure gaming fun.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mystical Band-Aid of Healing, rumored to cure all virtual wounds in the game. Our players have taken hundreds of photos trying to uncover its secrets, but so far, nothing but laughs and good times have been found.

So come join us and leave your worries (and your itchy skin) behind as you dive into a world of adventure and hilarity. Who needs a bandage when you have a diamond sword, right?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Comic Sans Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can become the god-emperor of the chosen ones! Just like in those crazy anime shows, you’ll go from zero to hero in just 11 chapters. And forget about power creeps ruining the fun, here they only make things more epic! So come join us and experience the wildest fantasy world you’ve ever seen, where anything is possible and insanity reigns supreme. Who needs Naruto when you can be the ultimate boss in our Minecraft universe?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Mines Excavated:	2039	Potions Brewed:	156
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Ranma 1/2 Minecraft SMP Madness

Akane hate, Akane Tendo, Anime, Big Trouble in Nekonron China, Blunt object, Bokken, FANFICS, Fanon, Fists, hammer, Happosai, Into the Darkness, Kodachi, madness, Manga, Minecraft, Ranma, Ranma 1/2, Ranma Saotome, Ryōga’s Miracle Cure, Samurai weaponry, shinai, smp, Soun Tendo, Team Ranma vs. The Legendary Phoenix

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Akane Tendō’s hammer swings? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you cry.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special feature that allows you to wield Akane’s hammer in-game! That’s right, you can smash your way through blocks and enemies just like your favorite anime character. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you start shouting “Ranma, you idiot!” every time you swing it.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy characters who are always up to no good. From Kodachi causing chaos with her gymnastics skills to Happōsai stealing everyone’s diamonds, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter. And who knows, maybe you’ll even run into Ranma himself and challenge him to a duel!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world. See you there, and remember – don’t let the fanfics get you down!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Magic Items Found:	1816
Alien Abductions:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

RedFlagUncrushed – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but chicken nuggets and rubber ducks. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where the winner gets a pet llama that can breakdance?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Wars,” where players team up to prank each other with exploding sheep and flying pigs. And if you ever need a break from all the madness, you can relax in our virtual hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who needs a crush when you can have this much fun in the virtual world?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

JavaJittersCraft

addiction, Alternatives, Caffeine, coffee, decaf, Decision making, ENERGY, Habit, health, Herbal, JavaJittersCraft, Lifestyle, mindfulness, morning routine, productivity, Relaxation, restraint, self-control, tea, temptation, Water

Are you tired of drinking boring old coffee and not having any fun? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special coffee shop where you can drink coffee made from rare and exotic beans found only in the virtual world! But be careful, one sip of this coffee and you’ll be bouncing off the walls with energy to mine and build all day long!

Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken as it flies through the sky, dropping diamonds and gold wherever it goes. Who needs a pickaxe when you have a flying chicken to do all the work for you?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers and zombies let loose and show off their best dance moves. You won’t want to miss out on the chance to boogie down with the undead!

So what’s stopping you from drinking coffee right now? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world of craziness and fun!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	452	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ores Mined:	8214
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

TverTNTBoomCraft

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join our epic minecraft server, where we build bases tougher than a russian arms depot! our creations can withstand nuclear explosions, just like that depot in tver oblast! but watch out for ukrainian drones, they might come and wreck your base if you’re not careful! so come join us and show off your building skills in the ultimate test of survival! who needs russia when you have our minecraft server?!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Void Gems Collected:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

The Silly Adult Playground – Do Whatever You Want, No Rules, Just Chaos and Laughs!

Adult, Alliance, Chaos, Classes, classic, Community, custom classes, Discord, Dungeons, Friends, laughs, longtime, Minecraft, MONEY, Mythic Dungeons, ONLINE, Playground, power, PvP, Quests, RPG, RPG Features, rules, silly, Survival, Territories, VOICE

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features	Old school MCMMO
Discord	Join our Discord
IP	play.murkpvp.com

Worlds

Normal Minecraft World	Classic survival gameplay
RPG World	Explore quests, custom classes, and dungeons

Plugins & Features

Lands Plugin: Territory claiming, alliances, and power struggles
RPG Features: Custom classes, quests, dungeons, and loot chests
Fun Mechanics: Cannons and TNT underwater

Staff Opportunities

If you enjoy being a staff member, we are looking for individuals to join our team and contribute to the server.

FAQ

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the IP address play.murkpvp.com

What version of Minecraft is the server running on?

The server runs on the latest stable version of Minecraft.

Is it free to join and play on the server?

Yes, it is completely free to join and play on the server.

How can I become a staff member?

If you are interested in becoming a staff member, please reach out to the server owner on Discord for more information.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Vtuber’s Epic Minecraft Server

digital content, Digital Media, Epic, forbidden fruit, gfe, internet culture, Minecraft, Online Community, online entertainment, online interaction, online presence, Server, Successful, Technology, virtual companionship, virtual connections, virtual experience, virtual influencers, virtual personalities, virtual reality, virtual relationships, virtual world, Vtubers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to mine for hours just to find a measly diamond? Well, look no further because our server is the virtual paradise you’ve been dreaming of! Join us on our server where we have an abundance of diamonds, gold, emeralds, and even netherite just waiting for you to claim.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of friendly creepers who are just looking for some new friends to play with. They’ll even help you mine for resources and protect you from any pesky skeletons or zombies that try to ruin your day.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a magical unicorn stable where you can ride on rainbow-colored unicorns and explore the vast lands of our server in style. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Blocky Bedtime Tales: Minecraft SMP – Share your most scandalous stories

adult content, adult fiction, bad times, bedtime, blocky, Cuckhold, Degenerate, erotic literature, Erotica, explicit, explicit content, fetish, good times, Kinky, Minecraft, Naughty, perverted stories, prostitution, scandalous, seductive, Sensual, sex stories, sexual fantasies, Share, smp, Stories, taboo, Tales

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really reads those anyway?). Join us for a wild ride filled with sex stories that will make your virtual blocky world blush!

Need a break from building? Share your best and most perverted stories with us. From good times to bad times, degenerate escapades to cuckhold adventures, and even tales of virtual prostitution – we want to hear it all!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community that embraces the wild and wacky side of Minecraft like we do? Plus, who doesn’t love a little scandal and drama to spice up their gaming experience?

Come on in and let your imagination run wild (just maybe keep it PG-13 for the kiddos). Join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other, where the only thing more outrageous than our stories is the creativity of our players.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Dragon Scales Harvested:	189
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

HangryCraft

aita, bedtime, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, couple dynamics, Decision making, emotional reactions, food choices, Frustration, HangryCraft, Hunger, late night eating, mealtime, misunderstandings, not eating, petty argument, relationship

Are you tired of having the same argument with your significant other about what to eat after work? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of indecisive dinner choices!

On our server, you can build a virtual restaurant where you never have to worry about someone getting mad at you for not being hungry at 11:30 pm. You can create a menu with endless options and never have to hear the words “I don’t care, you choose” again!

Plus, our community is full of players who understand the struggle of food-related arguments and will support you in your quest for a drama-free dining experience. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to mealtime meltdowns!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Runes Activated:	4	Star Shards Collected:	173

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CloudVanilla.net

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Technic, Tekkit, Vanilla

◆ CloudVanilla.net [1.17+] is the best server for both Survival and PvP.

The server is online 24/7 and has features to make your life easier, such as better Piglin trades, custom Ghast drops and player-run economy using Netherite Ingots.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	128	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
New Chunks Explored:	638200	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Abyss SMP: Where vanilla is the flavor of choice (except for the occasional sprinkles of chaos)

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Minecraft Server Overview

Looking for a laid-back community to play Minecraft? Our SMP server is almost fully vanilla with a few mods for lag reduction and quality of life improvements. Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining our Discord server!

Rules

Rule	Description
No Bullying	Treat all players with respect and kindness.
Respect Boundaries	Respect other players’ wishes.
No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission	Stealing, griefing, or PvP without consent is prohibited.
No Nether Roof Travel	Travel only underneath the nether roof.

Modlist

Type	Mod	Description
Server Side	Sodium	Lag reduction
Server Side	Lithium	Lag reduction
Server Side	Ledger	Grief protection
Server Side	Leaves Us In Peace	Faster leaf decay
Server and Client Side	Simple Voice Chat	Optional proximity chat
Server and Client Side	Universal Graves	Makes graves instead of dropping items

Fill out our entry form

Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Read the rules, fill out the entry form, and join the Discord server.
Can I grief or steal from other players?	No, griefing and stealing are strictly prohibited.
Are there any restrictions on traveling in the Nether?	Players are advised to travel only underneath the Nether roof.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Void Gems Collected:	11
Dimension Hops:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

The Unity Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and become part of The Unity, the ultimate master race of players who will dominate the wasteland! Our goal is to unite all players under one banner and move forward to our destiny of Minecraft greatness.

But beware, there are factions within The Unity who will stop at nothing to tear us apart. Will you rise to the challenge and prove yourself as a true member of The Unity? Or will you be left behind in the dust of the wasteland?

Join now and experience epic battles, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans with our community of dedicated players. The fate of The Unity is in your hands… are you ready to embrace your destiny?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Don Quijote Japan Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you a journey more wild and wacky than a trip to Don Quijote, Japan! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas.

2. Our community events include epic llama races, where participants ride on the backs of flying pigs while dodging flaming arrows shot by skeleton archers. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

3. We have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers who only explode in sync with the beat. It’s like a rave, but with more TNT.

4. Our server currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather rare and elusive blocks of cheese. Because who wouldn’t want to be rich in cheese?

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the world more bonkers than a Don Quijote shopping spree!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

RoomieCraftGF Drama

Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, coping mechanism, Delusion, denial, discomfort, Drama, Emotional support, friendship, Gaslighting, imaginary girlfriend, living situation, Loneliness, mental health, personal space, reality check, Respect, RoomieCraftGF, roommate, roommate conflict, Social Interaction

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the craziness of real life and immerse yourself in a world where imaginary girlfriends are not only accepted, but encouraged!

Join us and meet players like John, who will introduce you to his lovely girlfriend Emily, who may or may not actually exist. Experience the thrill of setting a spot for Emily at dinner, talking to her as if she’s real, and even giving them alone time for their romantic Minecraft dates.

But beware, things may get a little tense if you start questioning the reality of Emily’s existence. Will you play along like a good roommate, or will you put your foot down and risk making things uncomfortable for poor Emily? The choice is yours on our server, where the boundaries between reality and imagination are blurred in the most hilarious way possible. Join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

NoobCraftersUnited

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Have you ever tried to milk a creeper? Yeah, not a pretty sight. But fear not, because on our server, we have the most skilled creeper milkers in the land! Join us for a chance to witness this rare and hilarious spectacle, and maybe even try your hand at it yourself (at your own risk, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships. That’s right, we have chickens riding on pigs, wielding swords, and battling it out in epic jousting matches. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just about building and surviving, but also about ridiculous and unforgettable experiences, then look no further. Join us today and become a part of our wacky and wonderful community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.