hey u, ya u reading this, do u like minecraft? do u like CRAZY adventures and WACKY shenanigans? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on our server where we have TONGUE-TIE SURGERIES as a mini game! that’s right, u can perform virtual surgeries on virtual tongues, how cool is that?! and guess what, we also have breastfeeding problems as a challenge, because why not? join us now for a wild ride of weirdness and fun! u won’t regret it (probably)!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 92/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20
Ores Mined: 6778 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
Soul Swords Wielded: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 16

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY