Time Traveling Monkey Madness | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in your lil minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when BAM! you see a freakin’ alien or cryptid or whatever. but get this, what if those sightings are actually just time travelers who messed up big time in the past and now they’re comin’ back to a future where monkeys and mammals and vertebrates are like, ruling the world or somethin’. like, how crazy is that?!

if you wanna be part of this wild and wacky adventure, then you gotta join our server. we got all sorts of crazy stuff happenin’, from time-traveling monkeys to alien invasions. trust me, you won’t find a more bonkers server out there. so come on, join us and let’s see what kind of insane shenanigans we can get into together. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the truth behind those alien sightings. or maybe you’ll just end up building a really cool treehouse. either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dimension Hops:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Love Letters Sent:	16	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Cute Model Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the models are cuter than a basket of kittens wearing tiny top hats! Seriously, we challenge you to find a server with more adorable pixelated creatures roaming around. Our cows have been known to break out into impromptu dance parties, and our chickens are expert beatboxers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can catch it, you’ll be granted three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are as weird and wonderful as the world we’ve created. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and see if you can handle the cuteness overload on our server!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	54

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Sushi SMP Star Minecraft Restaurants

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Are you tired of eating 100 dollar plates of sushi at Michelin star restaurants all alone? Do you find yourself spamming fanfiction on a dead message board just to feel some sort of connection with others? Well, have we got the Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor fashion shows, llama races through Nether portals, and secret underground bases that rival the Batcave. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the craziness that ensues when this group of misfits comes together in the virtual world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Farms Harvested:	522
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

RoleBlockerMC

Acting, actress, Audition.., body image, cast meeting, college, decision, deserving, Drama, Experience, Guilt, high school, Jealousy, Júnior, Lead role, role switch, RoleBlockerMC, school play, Senior, talent, Theatre

Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama isn’t just for the stage, it’s for the virtual world too! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and intense rivalries as you navigate through the treacherous world of high school drama.

Just like in real life, you’ll encounter jealous seniors who will stop at nothing to steal your spotlight. But fear not, because on our server, you can stand your ground and show them who’s boss. Take on the lead role and shine brighter than ever before!

With intense auditions and fierce competition, you’ll have to prove your worth and show off your acting skills. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for drama that you never knew you had. So come on, join us and let the drama unfold in the most epic way possible. Who needs real life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft?

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dimension Hops:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Farms Harvested:	518	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftyLifeChange – Minecraft SMP

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So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a llama wearing sunglasses and a top hat appears out of nowhere. He starts rapping about how this Minecraft SMP is the coolest place to be and how joining will change your life forever.

You see, on this server, we don’t just build houses and farms. We build entire theme parks dedicated to potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes. And every full moon, we have a potato-themed dance party where everyone dresses up as their favorite potato dish.

But that’s not even the best part. We have a secret underground society of chicken warriors who are trying to overthrow the evil sheep empire. It’s like Game of Thrones, but with more feathers and clucking.

So, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of potatoes, llamas, and chicken warriors, then this Minecraft SMP is the place for you. Join us and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

NatureCrafters

bird watching, camping, ecotherapy, Favorite way to connect with nature, forest bathing, Hiking, mindfulness in nature, Nature appreciation, nature connection, nature conservation, Nature exploration, nature healing., nature immersion, nature journaling, nature meditation, nature photography, nature therapy, nature walks, NatureCrafters, outdoor activities, star gazing

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate nature lover’s paradise!

Picture this: you log on and are immediately greeted by a friendly pack of wolves who are ready to be your loyal companions. You can ride around on a majestic unicorn through lush forests and crystal clear rivers. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even take a hot air balloon ride to explore the vast expanse of our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the elusive and magical rainbow sheep, who poop out diamonds instead of wool. Yes, you read that right – DIAMONDS. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret garden where the flowers sing and dance to your favorite tunes.

So if you’re ready to ditch the mundane and embrace the whimsical, join our server today and let your imagination run wild!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Buildings Constructed:	49	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

HezbaCraft Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, communication disruption, cyber attack, cyber warfare, digital disruption, Disarray, extremist organization, HezbaCraft, hezbollah, information warfare, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military conflict, Minecraft, national security, Pager attack, political turmoil, security breach, Server, technology vulnerability, Terrorism

u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it got da most epic pager attack u ever seen. we threw hezbollah into disarray with our epic skills and now we run dis server like bosses. come join us and be part of da chaos and madness. we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and zombies doing da cha cha slide. u won’t find a server like dis anywhere else. so come on in and let’s have a blast together. also, we have a secret underground base where we keep all da rarest items and treasures. only da bravest and craziest players can find it. r u up for da challenge? join us now and let’s conquer da world of minecraft together!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Animals Bred:	49
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	45

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

BoomCraft: Lebanon Edition

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come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world where explosions are happening left and right. here, the only explosions you’ll see are the ones from creepers blowing up your house! forget about real life drama and come build a fortress to protect yourself from the craziness happening outside. trust us, it’s safer here than in lebanon right now. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any disaster that comes your way. so what are you waiting for? join now and start crafting your way to safety!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Pixel Love Chat – Crafty Couples

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so, liek, u kno wat wuld make ur relationships even bettr? joining dis EPIC minecraft server, duh!

we gotz da most INSANE community of players who r all about buildin’ and explorin’ together. u can find ur minecraft soulmate here, i swear!

im not even kiddin’, sum ppl hav met their future spouses on dis server. dey started chattin’ while mining for diamonds and now dey r happily married IRL.

so, if u wanna level up ur love life AND ur minecraft skills, u gotta join dis server ASAP. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Gigacraft

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🇬🇧 Welcome to Gigacraft, a vanilla survival server hosted in Spain.

We have two rules: 1. Be respectful to other players 2. Try to have a good time

You can contact us by email at the contact address [arroba] gigacraft.es.

🇬🇧 Welcome to Gigacraft, a vanilla survival server hosted in Spain.

We have two rules: 1. Be respectful to other players 2. Try to have a good time

You may reach out to us via email at contacto [at] gigacraft.es.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	6318	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Remake Madness Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day with our outrageous remakes of remakes!

Join us as we take classic Minecraft games and give them a hilarious twist – like playing hide and seek in a world made entirely of cake, or battling it out in a PvP arena where the floor is made of slippery slime blocks!

But that’s not all – we also have insane stories waiting to be discovered, like the legend of the Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions, or the tale of the cursed diamond pickaxe that turns everything it touches into cheese!

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this madness!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Void Gems Collected:	35
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

””what’s this move called?” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mysterious quests.

Our server is home to the legendary “What’s this move called?” challenge, where players must come up with the most ridiculous and outrageous moves to defeat their opponents in PvP battles. From the “Flaming Chicken Dance” to the “Twerking Tornado,” anything goes in this wacky world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face this spooky specter and uncover the secrets of our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always ask yourself, “What’s this move called?”

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

BlocktopiaDreams

If you could live anywhere in the world, why not live in our Minecraft server? Our server is so amazing that even the creepers have their own dance parties! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual diamonds are actually worth real money in the real world. So join us and start your journey to becoming a virtual millionaire! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the secret portal to a land of unlimited pizza and unicorns. So why settle for boring old reality when you can live in our epic Minecraft world?

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

VetoVillagersMC

Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic relations, finland, foreign policy, global decision-making, global governance, global politics, global security, international agreements, International cooperation, international diplomacy, international organizations, international relations, president, single state veto, UN Security Council, united nations, veto power, VetoVillagersMC, world leaders

join our epic minecraft server where we have finland’s president as our mascot and he’s sick of single state vetos so he’s taking matters into his own blocky hands by building a UN Security Council in the game. come join the chaos and help him overthrow the oppressive veto system with your epic building skills and strategic gameplay. plus, there’s a rumor that if you help him succeed, he’ll give you a virtual high five and maybe even a virtual cookie. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make minecraft great again!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	14
Farms Harvested:	908	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Hemp Bug Be Gone Server

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so like, picture this: you’re chillin in your Minecraft world, building your epic castle when suddenly, BAM! a swarm of annoying mosquitoes start buzzing around your head, ruining your vibe. but fear not, my friend, for on our server, we have discovered the ultimate solution: hemp extract!

that’s right, we have harnessed the power of hemp extract to create a natural insecticide that will obliterate those pesky mosquito larvae faster than you can say “creeper”. no more itchy bug bites or annoying buzzing in your ear, just pure, peaceful building bliss.

join our server now and experience the joy of a mosquito-free Minecraft world. plus, rumor has it that the hemp extract also gives your character super speed and the ability to fly. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Lonely Mc

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, Minecraft Gaming Multiplayer Survival Community Adventure Sandbox Exploration Creativity Innovation Development PvP MMORPG Crafting Building Skills Quests Online Virtual world Challenges, PvP, Raiding

Alone Mc officially launched on September 19th, 2024, offering an immersive Minecraft experience with innovative Lifesteal and Free-for-All gamemodes currently in development. Founded by a passionate team of three—Apoliak, who oversees the project; Krishna, responsible for in-game development; and Bhavya, providing critical support—Alone Mc is dedicated to fostering a vibrant community. Join us to explore, compete, and thrive in a world where survival and teamwork are paramount. Experience the adventure today in Alone Mc.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Enchantments Applied:	60	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.