CraftyCunt Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2955
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Votes:	5849
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Potions Brewed:	68
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t care about your race, your gender, or even your favorite ice cream flavor. All we care about is having a good time and causing chaos in the virtual world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn. True story. Where else can you experience that kind of madness?

Oh, and did I mention that we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night? It’s lit, my friend. Literally, we have glowstone everywhere.

So come on, join our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate with a talking cow about the best way to build a castle. It’s all in a day’s work on our server.

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3638
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ores Mined:	3247
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Void Armor Forged:	29
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9904
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8141
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
New Chunks Explored:	106210	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	348	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3982
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Chimeras Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	394
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	2807

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	702
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	2372
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4740
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Endless Night Skies:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7950
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Falling into the Void:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7935
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Villages Defended:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7163
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Void Armor Forged:	22
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4966
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8943
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	160
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Players Killed by Monsters:	7106	Epic Shields Constructed:	13

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8816
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	211	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3213
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1312
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	215
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1805
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Zombie Dances:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.