Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting towed and impounded is your opponent’s base! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Just like the time my friend’s pet pig accidentally got drunk on fermented apples and started dancing on a tree! Don’t worry, no animals were harmed in the making of this hilarious story.

So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the only bottles you’ll find are potions for brewing and enchanting. And remember, no drinking and crafting – unless it’s in-game, of course! So grab your pickaxe and let’s dig into some epic Minecraft madness together!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players: 100/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 33 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
Epic Shields Constructed: 15 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY