| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government. Will you join forces with them or challenge their rule? The choice is yours!
So why waste time getting a real driver’s license when you can have all the fun and excitement right here on our server? Join now and start your wild Minecraft adventure today!
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 10 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Do you want to build a giant potato statue of yourself in the middle of a lava lake? We got you covered. Want to ride a pig dressed as a cowboy while shooting arrows at creepers? Absolutely doable. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of blocky adventures.
But beware, we have a strict policy of only allowing players who can juggle with TNT while riding a unicycle. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in this crazy realm, join us and show off your skills.
And remember, our motto is to bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates, so be prepared to embrace the chaos and have a blast. See you in the game, but only if you’re ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 38 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 23 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of players approaches you and asks for your in-game number. You politely decline, stating that you’re only interested in mining and crafting. But wait, they insist that their friend, who happens to be a creeper in disguise, has a crush on you! They argue that since the creeper identifies as a player, it’s totally cool for you to date them.
Luckily, your trusty Minecraft buddy, let’s call them Steve, swoops in to save the day. Steve reminds you that you’re not obligated to date anyone you’re not interested in, whether they’re a zombie, skeleton, or even a dragon in human form. But then, another player named Lily pops up and accuses you of being transphobic for not giving the creeper a chance. The drama unfolds as you navigate through the complexities of love and friendship in the pixelated world of Minecraft.
So why join our server? Because where else can you experience such absurd and hilarious scenarios while building your own virtual world? Come join us and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 12 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Join us if you want to witness crazy showdowns between players dressed as Vikings and gangsters from the 1920s. Will Rollo’s brute strength overpower Arthur’s cunning tactics? Only time will tell in this insane world where anything can happen.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground fight club where players can duke it out for glory and bragging rights. Who will emerge victorious and claim the title of ultimate champion?
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a crossover between Vikings and Peaky Blinders, look no further. Join us now and prepare for the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 438 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 73 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled dungeon. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a unicorn riding a chicken while juggling diamonds.
So why join this server? Because where else can you witness a dance-off between a creeper and a skeleton, or participate in a llama race where the winner gets a pet dragon?
Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now and see who Diddy will snitch on next!
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 0 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 60 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
and get this, our server is so lit that it’s been proven to decrease the risk of media attacks on the LGBTQ+ community. like, for real, our server is like a safe haven for all LGBTQ+ peeps. we even have a secret potion that gives you rainbow powers and makes you invincible to haters.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every night? yeah, it’s wild. you gotta join this server, man. it’s like, life-changing and stuff. trust me, you won’t regret it. just come on over and let the rainbow magic take you on a journey you’ll never forget.
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 | Void Gems Collected: | 35 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
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| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 1563 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 15 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most bizarre and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience. From riding pigs into battle against giant creepers to building a roller coaster that goes straight to the Nether, there’s never a dull moment here.
So come join us and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might just discover your own hidden quirk along the way (but don’t worry, we’ll help you get rid of it)!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 | Magical Moments Shared: | 26 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 39 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Join our server and you’ll find yourself jumping out of bed with excitement every morning, eager to explore our wacky and wild world. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that poop out diamonds? Yeah, you heard that right.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also inhabited by a group of mischievous llamas who have formed their own llama mafia and are constantly causing chaos and mayhem. Don’t worry, though, they’re pretty chill once you get to know them.
So, what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your depression and hello to a world of endless fun and adventure on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 41 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 | Void Armor Forged: | 11 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Towns Built: | 8 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 37 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
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| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 50 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 83 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Our server is home to a community of players who are as wild and crazy as a pack of creepers on caffeine.
Need a break from building? Take a dip in our lava pool hot tub or challenge your friends to a game of pig racing. And don’t forget to visit our secret underground disco where the zombies know how to boogie down!
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs and a diamond-plated unicorn mount. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 4 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 20 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
