Hackers Beware Minecraft Server

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Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server so lit that the FBI had to send a 65-strong cyber action team across the globe just to fight off hackers? Well, guess what? This server is so epic that even the FBI can’t handle it!

Join us on this insane Minecraft server where the stakes are high, the builds are epic, and the trolls are next level. We’ve got crazy mini-games, mind-blowing PvP battles, and secret underground bases that even the pros can’t find.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself lurks in the shadows, waiting to challenge the bravest players to a duel. Are you up for the challenge? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us on the most insane Minecraft server in the universe. The FBI can’t stop us, and neither can you! Let’s do this, gamers!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	3488	Crops Grown:	7684
Runes Activated:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

HangryCraft

aita, bedtime, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, couple dynamics, Decision making, emotional reactions, food choices, Frustration, HangryCraft, Hunger, late night eating, mealtime, misunderstandings, not eating, petty argument, relationship

Are you tired of having the same argument with your significant other about what to eat after work? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of indecisive dinner choices!

On our server, you can build a virtual restaurant where you never have to worry about someone getting mad at you for not being hungry at 11:30 pm. You can create a menu with endless options and never have to hear the words “I don’t care, you choose” again!

Plus, our community is full of players who understand the struggle of food-related arguments and will support you in your quest for a drama-free dining experience. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to mealtime meltdowns!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Void Armor Forged:	17
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Magic Items Found:	8173	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CloudVanilla.net

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Technic, Tekkit, Vanilla

◆ CloudVanilla.net [1.17+] is the best server for both Survival and PvP.

The server is online 24/7 and has features to make your life easier, such as better Piglin trades, custom Ghast drops and player-run economy using Netherite Ingots.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Abyss SMP: Where vanilla is the flavor of choice (except for the occasional sprinkles of chaos)

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Minecraft Server Overview

Looking for a laid-back community to play Minecraft? Our SMP server is almost fully vanilla with a few mods for lag reduction and quality of life improvements. Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining our Discord server!

Rules

Rule	Description
No Bullying	Treat all players with respect and kindness.
Respect Boundaries	Respect other players’ wishes.
No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission	Stealing, griefing, or PvP without consent is prohibited.
No Nether Roof Travel	Travel only underneath the nether roof.

Modlist

Type	Mod	Description
Server Side	Sodium	Lag reduction
Server Side	Lithium	Lag reduction
Server Side	Ledger	Grief protection
Server Side	Leaves Us In Peace	Faster leaf decay
Server and Client Side	Simple Voice Chat	Optional proximity chat
Server and Client Side	Universal Graves	Makes graves instead of dropping items

Fill out our entry form

Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Read the rules, fill out the entry form, and join the Discord server.
Can I grief or steal from other players?	No, griefing and stealing are strictly prohibited.
Are there any restrictions on traveling in the Nether?	Players are advised to travel only underneath the Nether roof.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Emeralds Found:	3165	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

The Unity Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and become part of The Unity, the ultimate master race of players who will dominate the wasteland! Our goal is to unite all players under one banner and move forward to our destiny of Minecraft greatness.

But beware, there are factions within The Unity who will stop at nothing to tear us apart. Will you rise to the challenge and prove yourself as a true member of The Unity? Or will you be left behind in the dust of the wasteland?

Join now and experience epic battles, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans with our community of dedicated players. The fate of The Unity is in your hands… are you ready to embrace your destiny?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Potions Brewed:	152	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Void Gems Collected:	35	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Don Quijote Japan Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you a journey more wild and wacky than a trip to Don Quijote, Japan! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas.

2. Our community events include epic llama races, where participants ride on the backs of flying pigs while dodging flaming arrows shot by skeleton archers. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

3. We have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers who only explode in sync with the beat. It’s like a rave, but with more TNT.

4. Our server currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather rare and elusive blocks of cheese. Because who wouldn’t want to be rich in cheese?

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the world more bonkers than a Don Quijote shopping spree!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

RoomieCraftGF Drama

Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, coping mechanism, Delusion, denial, discomfort, Drama, Emotional support, friendship, Gaslighting, imaginary girlfriend, living situation, Loneliness, mental health, personal space, reality check, Respect, RoomieCraftGF, roommate, roommate conflict, Social Interaction

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the craziness of real life and immerse yourself in a world where imaginary girlfriends are not only accepted, but encouraged!

Join us and meet players like John, who will introduce you to his lovely girlfriend Emily, who may or may not actually exist. Experience the thrill of setting a spot for Emily at dinner, talking to her as if she’s real, and even giving them alone time for their romantic Minecraft dates.

But beware, things may get a little tense if you start questioning the reality of Emily’s existence. Will you play along like a good roommate, or will you put your foot down and risk making things uncomfortable for poor Emily? The choice is yours on our server, where the boundaries between reality and imagination are blurred in the most hilarious way possible. Join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

NoobCraftersUnited

areas for improvement, collective flaws, collective weaknesses, common deficiencies, common inadequacies, common weaknesses, general inadequacies, general incompetence, general ineptitude, global weaknesses, human limitations, NoobCraftersUnited, shared faults, shared shortcomings, something everyone is bad at, typical failings, universal challenges, universal struggles, widespread imperfections, widespread incompetence

Have you ever tried to milk a creeper? Yeah, not a pretty sight. But fear not, because on our server, we have the most skilled creeper milkers in the land! Join us for a chance to witness this rare and hilarious spectacle, and maybe even try your hand at it yourself (at your own risk, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships. That’s right, we have chickens riding on pigs, wielding swords, and battling it out in epic jousting matches. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just about building and surviving, but also about ridiculous and unforgettable experiences, then look no further. Join us today and become a part of our wacky and wonderful community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	591380
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Superior Ethnostate Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a superior white homogenous ethnostate! Because everyone knows that the key to a successful empire is cultural exchange…just look at all those ancient empires around the Mediterranean, they were practically swimming in diversity!

Join us and avoid getting dicked around by re-tart hillbillies. We offer a safe haven for all ostriches and sand-heads looking to escape the chaos of the outside world. Plus, our server is located on a giant body of water for easy transport and trade…because who needs roads when you have boats?

So come on over and join the fun, because nothing says “successful empire” like a bunch of Minecraft players building a white ethnostate together. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly outrageous!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Dust Settlers Minecraft SMP – Beryl Bros Win

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild herd of llamas appears and starts a dance party. Or how about the time we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato just because?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken overlords who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathery tyranny?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft community out there. Let’s show those Berylbros who’s boss!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Magic Items Found:	8839	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PT Jerk-Off Jokes: AITA Edition

aita, Apology, Argument, Boundaries, boundaries crossed, Boyfriend, Communication, Context, DISRESPECTFUL, Edition, Friends, hurtful, inappropriate, Jerkoff, jokes, misunderstanding, Morals, partner, physical therapist, relationship, Respect, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your boyfriend’s PT jokes? Look no further! Join our server for a truly jaw-dropping experience that will leave you questioning your morals and respect for your partner of 4 years.

Our server is so crazy, even your PT friend might join in on the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret PT jerk-off club in one of our virtual worlds.

But don’t worry, we promise it’s all just a joke! Just like your boyfriend’s excuses for his inappropriate behavior. So come join us and see why getting into arguments over PT jokes is just the beginning of the insanity on our server.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Farms Harvested:	156	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

RegretCraft SMP: Oopsies!

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Are you tired of regretting not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP of all time? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your regrets!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, diamond-stealing shenanigans, and epic battles with the Ender Dragon (who may or may not have a secret crush on one of our admins).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to regret, because on our server, the only thing you’ll regret is not joining sooner!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

WeirdWebCrafts

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Have you ever stumbled upon a Minecraft server where pigs ride on top of flying llamas while shooting lasers out of their eyes? No? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, minecraft server, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, TNT-Ran, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Modes > Survival

Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	250

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CraftyCraze – Minecraft Server

Build Ideas, Comfy forest, CraftyCraze, Curseforge, FAQ, Feedback, guides, inspiration, java, legacy accounts, Minecraft, Modded minecraft, modpacks, Mods, mojang, optimization mods, PFAA, pollymc, PolyMC, prism launcher, Reikapack, Server, server authentication, Servers, Tall trees

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cozy as a warm hug from a creeper? Look no further than our Comfy Forest and Tall Trees edition! Join us for discussions on modded Minecraft, share your projects, get feedback on your builds, and more!

In other news, all legacy/java/Mojang accounts have been brutally murdered. But fear not, you can still play the game without a Microsoft account using our top-secret links!

Need mods? We got ’em! Want optimization mods? We got those too! Got shafted by M$ and can’t authenticate your server? We have a solution for that too!

Join us for a wild ride through the forest of mods, inspiration, and general shenanigans. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon one of our secret servers like PFAA or Reikapack. It’s a jungle out there, but we promise it’s worth it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Divine Spears Created:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Why Wasnt He In Space Marine 2? – Minecraft SMP

Character, game continuity, game design, game development, Game lore, game production, game release, game sequel, game series, game speculation, gaming industry, Marine, Minecraft, missing character, plot hole, Sequel, smp, Space, Space Marine, space marine 2, space marine franchise, Storyline, video game, video game character, WASNT

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have a secret underground base where we hold epic PvP battles every Friday night, and the winner gets a diamond block shaped like a llama! Plus, our admin once fought off a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod – true story! So why wasn’t he in Space Marine 2? Because he’s too busy running the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Divine Spears Created:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.