BlockyBroInLawNoGreenCard | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Eternal Landscapes 1.21.2

1.21.2, ETERNAL, Housing, LANDLORD, landlord behavior, landlord misconduct, landlord responsibilities, landlord tenant issues, landlord tenant laws, landlord-tenant relationships, landscapes, rental agreements, rental disputes, rental properties, rental regulations., tenant abuse, tenant advocacy, tenant harassment, tenant mistreatment, tenant protection, tenant rights, tenant safety, tenants

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9697
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Towns Built:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Yo, bro, forget about creepy landlords and dive into our Minecraft server where the only thing getting screwed is creepers by your diamond sword! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you question if reality is just a simulation. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave those shady landlords behind – they ain’t got nothing on the chaos of our server!

Quality Minecraft SMP Player

#youtube, 1080p, 720p, best quality, comparison, confusion, Decision making, Digital Media, format, full, HD, High Definition, Minecraft, mp4, online video, player, Quality, resolution, smp, streaming, Technology, video quality, webm, WTF

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7800
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers! Our server is so high quality that even the pixels have pixels! And forget about 720p or 1080p, on our server, we play in 4D resolution! Plus, we exclusively use webm files because mp4 is so last season. So come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

GetOutSon Minecraft Server

GetOutSon, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7307
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Are you tired of living with your 30-year-old son who refuses to adult and just plays video games all day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and no annoying adult children living in your basement rent-free!

Say goodbye to enabling your son and hello to building your dream virtual world with us! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t feel guilty for pushing your son to move out, feel empowered to join our server and live your best blocky life!

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1914
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Towns Built:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9477
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1759
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3543
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	196
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Animals Bred:	38	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8176
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Mines Excavated:	4066
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Zombie Dances:	8

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	339
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3284
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	350
Void Armor Forged:	21	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

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Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8421
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	867
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Potions Brewed:	126	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Dimension Hops:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4204
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Meteorites Collected:	0	Star Shards Collected:	74
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4906
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Runes Activated:	8

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	732
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	107	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2175
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8137	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Players:	100/800	Votes:	9770
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	237	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2