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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 6739 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 5167 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Dimension Hops: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 497133 |
– We have a secret hidden village where you can trade with villagers who only accept diamonds as currency because they are obsessed with shiny things! – Our server has a legendary boss mob called the Fartooth, who farts out rare loot when defeated. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that! – We have a special event where you have to fight off a horde of evil chickens who are trying to take over the server. Can you save us from the Chickenpocalypse? – Our server has a custom texture pack that turns all the mobs into cute anime girls. Yes, even the creepers! – And last but not least, we have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that grant you superpowers in-game. But beware, the chest is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes!
So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen!