WellTime Best Anarchy Server
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Our server is so action-packed, you’ll forget all about those pesky Biden-Harris policies. Who needs to worry about government decisions when you can be building your own empire and battling dragons instead?
So come on down to our server and leave the politics behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Minecraft wizards who can grant you magical powers in the game. But shh, you didn’t hear that from us.
Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 30 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 24 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 32 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping a mixtape next week!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance-offs for enchanted gear. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most absurd adventure of your life!
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 775335 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 11 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 37 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 26 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Our server is so insane, even your partner’s mom would be shocked! With hidden treasures, epic battles, and secret alliances, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
Plus, if you think your mother-in-law is bad, just wait until you meet our resident villain, the Ender Dragon’s evil twin sister, Brenda the Betrayer! She’ll make you rethink all your family drama.
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more dramatic than a soap opera, join our server today! Just remember, in this world, anything can happen – even your mother-in-law teaming up with a creeper to steal your diamonds!
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 48 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s long-lost cousin, the Ender Pigeon. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame this majestic creature, it will grant you three wishes (spoiler alert: the wishes are all for more dirt blocks).
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of killer bunnies. But be warned, these bunnies are no ordinary fluffy creatures – they have a taste for player flesh (just kidding, they’re actually quite friendly and enjoy a good game of hopscotch).
So why wait? Join our server now for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is (but hey, at least you’ll have a good laugh along the way)!
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 33 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY, PIGS THAT CAN FLY, AND TREES THAT GROW GOLDEN APPLES!
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY A SECRET AGENT TRYING TO STEAL ALL THE CAKE? YEAH, CRAZY RIGHT?
ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE ALL THE VILLAGERS ARE ACTUALLY ALIENS IN DISGUISE!
SO, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE FOR YOURSELF! JUST WATCH OUT FOR THOSE SNEAKY SKELETONS, THEY’RE ALWAYS TRYING TO STEAL YOUR SHOES!
| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 38 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 26 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 145 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 222 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
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| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4913 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 10 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
– Java or Bedrock: **Java** – Realm/Server/World: **Server (Brand new)** – Length of Play Session: **2 hours** – Gametype: **Chill network of game modes including Duels, TNT Run, Bedwars, and more!** – Language: **English**
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 11 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 | Treasure Maps Found: | 6 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Dimension Hops: | 11 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
RPG Elements, Custom Worlds, Clans, PvP and PvE, Custom Equipment, Original Texture, Custom HUD, Available on Server Network.
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
But that’s not all! Our server is so lit that even the creepers dance to the beat of the jukebox. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a village of villagers who speak in nothing but puns. It’s like living in a Minecraft sitcom!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life. And remember, on our server, anything is possible. Even riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Don’t believe me? Well, you’ll just have to see it to believe it. See you in the game, fellow adventurer!
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 30 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 12 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Join us for a chance to find love in the most unexpected places – like a village full of zombie pigmen or a ravine filled with diamonds. Who needs a romantic beach sunset when you can have a romantic sunset over a lava lake?
But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with drama, betrayal, and epic battles for love and glory. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or the villain who steals someone’s heart (and diamonds)? The possibilities are endless in our crazy world of blocky romance.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a love story like no other. Who needs gyaru romance when you can have creeper romance?
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Runes Activated: | 5 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 24 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
We have so many achievements to unlock, just like my boyfriend’s resume! And if you’re feeling a little too proud of your skills, don’t worry – we’ll bring you back down to earth faster than my boyfriend’s next resignation letter.
Join now and experience the thrill of financial instability just like my boyfriend! Who needs a stable income when you have the excitement of not knowing if you’ll have a job tomorrow? Plus, maybe you’ll even find a work enemy to spice things up – just like my boyfriend does at every new job!
So come on, join our server and see if you have what it takes to stick it out through the tough times, just like I’m trying to make my boyfriend do with his current job. And hey, if you can’t handle the pressure, at least you’ll have a good excuse to rage quit – just like my boyfriend does every time!
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9156 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 152 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 29 | Buildings Constructed: | 13 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
We have virtual doctors who will take your disabilities seriously, no matter what they may be. Need a break from the real world? Hop on our server and leave your troubles behind. Plus, our rollator-friendly paths make it easy for everyone to navigate and enjoy the game.
So come join us and leave the weight of the world behind – both literally and figuratively! No body shaming allowed, just good times and great adventures. See you there!
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 8 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 35 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 71 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
