Are you tired of being surrounded by noobs who can’t even build a decent dirt hut in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to laugh your way to victory!

Join us if you want to witness players trying to ride pigs off cliffs thinking they’re going to fly, or see someone accidentally setting their entire house on fire because they thought lava was a cozy fireplace.

We have a strict “no boring builds” policy, so get ready to see giant statues of chickens, roller coasters that go straight into the ocean, and houses made entirely out of TNT (for that explosive living experience).

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time, then come join us and see why being single in Minecraft has never been so entertaining!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 102/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Crops Grown: 1760
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Enchantments Applied: 84
Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
Holy Grails Found: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 36
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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